

Hell Hath no Hoagie Fantasy Comedy Supernatural
Steve, a half-demon on his mother's side, must find the sandwich that will bring upon the end of times! Or at least, that's what he tells his demonic bosses. In truth, he'd much rather just hang out with his friends, a Judge who summons bunnies to maintain the balance of good and evil, a hell-knight who enjoys slaughtering said bunnies, and a tortured soul who is perpetually on fire (who would very much like to snuggle said bunnies but has been told multiple times not to). Steve was supposed to care for the antichrist, and not let the guy get addicted to MMORPGs. But Steve claims that a terrific sandwich will awaken the bloodlust in the antichrist, and so he joins his companions on a road trip to find the most delicious, most evil, most apocalyptic-inducing sandwich of all time... and maybe a taco.
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Chapter 1 Chapter 1: Gore's Chosen Appetizer
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Chapter 2 Chapter 2: The Destruction of Lindbergh’s Family Eatery and Pub
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Chapter 3 Chapter 3: The Assault on Purity Advertising
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Chapter 4 Chapter 4: The Coming of the One Called Billy
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Chapter 5 Chapter 5: Gore Breaks another Window
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Chapter 6 Chapter 6: Steve Runs over an Angel
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Chapter 7 Chapter 7: The Immolation of a Tuna Fish Sandwich
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Chapter 8 Chapter 8: Gore Fails to Beat Someone with a Trombone
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Chapter 9 Chapter 9: Gore Pummels a Bartender
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Chapter 10 Chapter 10: The Conquest of the Tethered Soul
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Chapter 11 Chapter 11: Gore Once More Throws Burney Through a Window
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Chapter 12 Chapter 12: Burney Hugs a Duck
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Chapter 13 Chapter 13: The Terminator of the Ozarks
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Chapter 14 Chapter 14: Gore Shoots a Turtle
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Chapter 15 Chapter 15: Gore Coins Several New Colloquialisms
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Chapter 16 Chapter 16: Burney Makes a Terrible Sandwich
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Chapter 17 Chapter 17: Steve Explains Why He Would Not Kill Hitler
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Chapter 18 Chapter 18: Gore Explains Why Killing Lincoln isn’t Racist
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Chapter 19 Chapter 19: President Lincoln is Assassinated by a Japanese Sedan
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Chapter 20 Chapter 20: Ivan Show Tent, Is Good for Health
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Chapter 21 Chapter 21: Gore Opens the Gates of Hell
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Chapter 22 Chapter 22: Reenactors Take on an Army of Hell
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Chapter 23 Chapter 23: Ivan’s Refrigerator Explodes
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Chapter 24 Chapter 24: Burney Breaks the Tank
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Chapter 25 Chapter 25: Steve Crashes a Tank into a Furry Convention
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Chapter 26 Chapter 26: Steve Becomes a Half-Demon Cutie
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Chapter 27 Chapter 27: Steve Doesn’t Know How to Hotwire a Car
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Chapter 28 Chapter 28: Gore Wears a Furry Costume