

Noli Me Tank in a Mall Romance Comedy Historical
Noli Me Tangere and El Filibusterismo are important cultural works that ignited the Philippine Revolution against Spain. They are novels that exposed to the populace the abuses and the injustices of their Spanish colonial rulers, the hypocrisy of their priests, and inherent cruelty of their class structure over the powerless masses.
Unfortunately, they rose up in the middle of the Spanish-American War, one which saw Spain lose most of their overseas colonies and decisively end as a World Power. The war ended in the 1898 Treaty of Paris, in which Spain also sold the Philippines to the USA for the sum of twenty million dollars. The revolutionary government was then crushed by the overwhelming military might of the United States and the Philippines turned into a territory. While the Philippines stands as the USA's greatest successes in nation-building, their early occupation left almost one-fifth of the population dead from combat and disease.
Jose Rizal was executed by the Spanish long before knowing what might happen to his country. The world presented within The Noli and the El Fili is therefore stuck frozen in time, forever caught in that moment before a Revolution.
Now let's see what happens to this nation if we give it the Light Novel treatment and jam the entirety of the Internet into their protagonist's skull and watch him try to fix things with his unfortunate tendency to sound like a supervillain.
Updates Mondays and Fridays.
Note: The Noli and El Fili have been public domain since 1946. This is completely fair game.
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Chapter 1 0.0 Preamble
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Chapter 2 0.1 The Premise
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Chapter 3 1.1 Once More, Old Manila
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Chapter 4 1.2 In the House of Capitan Tiago
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Chapter 5 1.3 A Dinner Conversation
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Chapter 6 1.4 More Calmly, Maria Clara
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Chapter 7 Interlude - The Lieutenant 01
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Chapter 8 Interlude - The Dominican 01
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Chapter 9 Interlude - The Maiden 01
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Chapter 10 2.1 Hometown
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Chapter 11 2.2 A Noisome Grave
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Chapter 12 2.3 Ibarra in Town
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Chapter 13 2.4 An Unexpected Case
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Chapter 14 Interlude - The Brothers 01
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Chapter 15 Interlude - The Philosopher 01
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Chapter 16 2.5 An End, and a Beginning
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Chapter 17 3.1 On the Day of the Dead
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Chapter 18 3.2 Let Us Look Busy
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Chapter 19 3.3 In the House of Pilosopo Tasio
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Chapter 20 3.4 A Town Meeting
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Chapter 21 3.5 More Cautiously, Maria Clara
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Chapter 22 Interlude - The Brothers 02
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Chapter 23 Interlude: The Maiden 02
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Chapter 24 4.1 Finding Elias
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Chapter 25 Interlude - The Chosen 01
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Chapter 26 4.2 Fraternal Sins
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Chapter 27 Interlude - The Franciscan 01
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Chapter 28 5.1 The Presentation (part 1)
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