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Noli Me Tangere and El Filibusterismo are important cultural works that ignited the Philippine Revolution against Spain. They are novels that exposed to the populace the abuses and the injustices of their Spanish colonial rulers, the hypocrisy of their priests, and inherent cruelty of their class structure over the powerless masses.
Unfortunately, they rose up in the middle of the Spanish-American War, one which saw Spain lose most of their overseas colonies and decisively end as a World Power. The war ended in the 1898 Treaty of Paris, in which Spain also sold the Philippines to the USA for the sum of twenty million dollars. The revolutionary government was then crushed by the overwhelming military might of the United States and the Philippines turned into a territory. While the Philippines stands as the USA's greatest successes in nation-building, their early occupation left almost one-fifth of the population dead from combat and disease.
Jose Rizal was executed by the Spanish long before knowing what might happen to his country. The world presented within The Noli and the El Fili is therefore stuck frozen in time, forever caught in that moment before a Revolution.
Now let's see what happens to this nation if we give it the Light Novel treatment and jam the entirety of the Internet into their protagonist's skull and watch him try to fix things with his unfortunate tendency to sound like a supervillain.
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Note: The Noli and El Fili have been public domain since 1946. This is completely fair game.
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1. 0.0 Preamble
2. 0.1 The Premise
3. 1.1 Once More, Old Manila
4. 1.2 In the House of Capitan Tiago
5. 1.3 A Dinner Conversation
6. 1.4 More Calmly, Maria Clara
7. Interlude - The Lieutenant 01
8. Interlude - The Dominican 01
9. Interlude - The Maiden 01
10. 2.1 Hometown
11. 2.2 A Noisome Grave
12. 2.3 Ibarra in Town
13. 2.4 An Unexpected Case
14. Interlude - The Brothers 01
15. Interlude - The Philosopher 01
16. 2.5 An End, and a Beginning
17. 3.1 On the Day of the Dead
18. 3.2 Let Us Look Busy
19. 3.3 In the House of Pilosopo Tasio
20. 3.4 A Town Meeting
21. 3.5 More Cautiously, Maria Clara
22. Interlude - The Brothers 02
23. Interlude: The Maiden 02
24. 4.1 Finding Elias
25. Interlude - The Chosen 01
26. 4.2 Fraternal Sins
27. Interlude - The Franciscan 01
28. 5.1 The Presentation (part 1)
The Bad Man System Collapse
616 feel that as a 24-carat pure Bad Man System, bad men’s tasks are much better than being a goody two shoes. It can be completed by just pulling any passer-by. However, it pulled Lu Ze. 616, “Ahhhhh why you are doing this? Why are you spoiling her?! You’re a bad man, it’s just a matter of letting her die !!!” Lu Ze had an innocent expression: “Yes ah… I’m a bad man. Didn’t you hear my wife scolded me for being naughty last night?” #who said a man can’t be pampered by his wife’s family# #how the scum man doesn’t collapse; but spoil his wife, younger sister and parents# #the proud man spoils his wife daily
8 504The Deal
COVER MADE BY Lakshminambiar --------------------Blair Sherwin, twenty-five-year-old from Los Angeles works for a cosmetic's company. She comes from a wealthy family, is spoiled, and gets what she wants. What she wants is to own and run her own company and when the cosmetic company goes up for sale she decided to buy it. The problem is the present owner is a devoted family man and will only sell to someone who is married and in a loving relationship. Blair is willing to do whatever it takes to get her hands on the company, even if it means getting married. She comes up with a plan to find someone who will agree to be a temporary husband. She has the perfect man in mind, someone she knew from high school, Austin Cooke. He used to follow her around like a puppy dog, knowing he had a crush on her she could get him to do anything back then and suspected she still could. Back then he was one of those nerds, a straight A student and not much to look at. He was her best shot so she looked him up. Blair was in for a big surprise when she tracked him down, he had changed and she was going to find herself in deep water, her smarts and beauty will prove to be no match for Austin.
8 192(1) Young Master Mo, Are You Done Kissing?
SypnosisHaving been reborn, she takes one glance at her ridiculously handsome husband and wonders if she had suffered from brain damage back then-she had actually demanded for a divorce with him. Repeatedly!In her previous life, she had been deceived by her relatives who eventually led her to her tragic death. With this second chance at life, she vows to cozy up to her husband both literally and figuratively to destroy all her enemies and to take down the women who hid behind their scheming, innocent facades. She would be in control of her own happiness!This is a sweet, doting love story featuring an intelligent female lead and a perfect male lead who's good at turning her knobs.Disclamer: This story is for Offline reading purposes! I am not the Author nor Translator!
8 93A Curse of Sacrifices
*COMPLETED*Valdis has been haunted by a curse her whole life. On her wedding day her village is raided and she barely escapes. After weeks of wandering through the frozen forest, she stumbles upon a village willing to help her. The chieftain gives her a home, but there is a price to pay: she must marry a man who loves another woman in order to stop the village from being torn apart.#1 in Warrior - 23/03/20#1 in HistoricalFiction - 27/05/20#1 in Historical - 27/05/20#1 in Village - 27/06/20#1 in Maiden - 19/11/20#1 in Village - 14/02/21#1 in Village - 30/05/21
8 78A Silent Lover
Jung TaekWoon, otherwise known as Leo of Vixx, is famous for his chic silence in the world of loud and attention seeking idols. Never the most out-spoken person, being around cameras sends his shy personality into overdrive. It's been almost four years since his debut and he's finally beginning to come out of his shell in public, but it's still something he struggles with in his personal life. So when he sees a beautiful foreign girl in his favorite coffee shop, all he can do is look.Imani Taylor is a woman on a mission and she has a well thought out plan for how her life will go. Step one is expanding her tutoring business into a full scale teaching center. Step two is adopting the little Korean boy who has stolen her heart. And Step three is living happily ever after. Imani is determined to make life work for them in Seoul, and she can't let anything get in her way, even if a darkly handsome man is vying for her attention. With TaekWoon just starting to open up to the world, will a love between himself and a woman dedicated to fighting for what she wants be able to succeed? Or will the past come back to haunt them both?Highest ranking:#1 in Jung TaekWoon🌟🌟🌟🌟 #1 in Vixx🌟🌟🌟 #3 in ambw🔥🔥🔥🔥 #9 in interracial#2 Blackwoman#40 in Kpop#1 blackfemale🔥#1 in bwam#1 in blasian🔥🔥🔥#2 in Asian🔥🔥🔥🔥#2 in African American🔥🔥🔥
8 187His Stubborn Beauty (Sequel#1 To UFW)
(UFW sequel#1) (Unwanted series#2)Sania, a girl who hated men, a girl who lived in village, a girl who was abused by her father, a girl who was very stubborn, a girl who can do everything to give all the women of her village their rights. Zain, a rich man, CEO of his father company which was now touching sky because of his efforts, a boy loved by all the girls, a boy who cared about his family only, a boy who can do anything for his family.What will happen when they both tied into a knot of marriage for a mistake which they never did? Will Sania ever fall in love with Zain? Or will Zain fall in love with Sania?A little warning, this book contains few of the dark senses.
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