Solar system-wide ‘The Galactic Presidential’ debate took place, broadcasting to every colony, even though it only covered human presidential debates, despite the title.

“The real problem is aliens,” said an ‘Outer Colonies’ candidate.

“As in extraterrestrial allies?” asked an Earth-based candidate and well-respected scientist.

Stolen novel; please report.

“Yes, we all know the comets are spreading alien DNA and trying to infect us all!”

“But some comets may contain organics, which may have kindled our …”

“No!” interrupted the Outer Colonies candidate. “They’re alien weapons! We must destroy the comets!”

Fans of the Outer Colonies candidate stood up and loudly chanted, “Destroy the comets!”