《Deadman (A Post-Apoc Litrpg)》Book 3 Ch 44: Rube Goldberg Machine
Advertisement
Bill and Jeb worked with a number of circuits and machinery spread out across a table. They were putting pieces together, soldering, and occasionally flipping switches on and off. I’d read about something that existed in the old world, before the bombs fell, called a rube-goldberg machine. They were machines meant to perform a simple task that did so in the most convoluted way possible. A very old world concept. Nowadays, things needed to be practical, machines were made for purpose, not for fun, and the entire point of them was to accomplish something as quickly and efficiently as possible, often the alternative was death. It had probably been a few hundred years since someone had made a machine that was purposefully obtuse, but here we were, at the first step with our own rube-goldberg machine.
“This device will allow you to detect whoever had the most contact with those speakers?” I asked. Bill had set up near the town square and a number of people were passing by.
He looked at me, his glasses obscuring his eyes. “Yep.”
Jeb put down his soldering gun. “It actually detects the number of transverse waves that have passed through a person using a-”
I held up my hand. ‘That’s enough. I don’t need details.” Details could easily damn us if someone heard them. “How much longer do you think it will take?”
“Mostly done today. More work in the morning and it should be ready,” said Bill.
I nodded. “You know, with all the work you’ve been doing here, we might need to find you a new sign for a second location in Medina.”
Bill stopped working. “Good idea.” He started working again.
I nodded to them, and marked the device for special delivery so I could keep track of it. The rube goldberg plot had been kicked off, now was the time to go through the remaining convoluted steps. I took a deep breath and located the Khan, Atlan, and Leroy in the same spot, along with Nix, Mercy and a few others. It seemed that some kind of plotting was under way. That worked for me, meant that I could tell everyone at once.
I made my way to the Khan and his allies meeting area. There was no need for introductions or even hellos at this point. We’d all been in each other’s midst relatively constantly since the siege had been broken.
Advertisement
I went directly to the Khan, who was silently listening to Carmila, list off the status of vehicles in his fleet and the state of resources to keep them repaired. He waited for her to finish, nodded, then looked at me expectantly.
“Remember how you mentioned creating a device to discover who planted the devices?” I asked.
The Khan nodded.
“Turns out Bill can do exactly that, and he’s almost done.”
“Really?” asked the Khan, incredulous.
“I was surprised too, but he says it’ll be ready by the morning.”
“Is he some kind of wizard?” asked Leroy.
Bastien nodded, “A Hoodoo practitioner, eh?”
I saw a raised eyebrow from Mercy and the others there as well.
I shook my head. “It’s all science. I trust him on it. He was able to identify which gun shot the Khan and create a device to detect the speakers. At this point, I’d be surprised if he said there was something he couldn’t do.”
“What if the culprit has already left Medina?” asked Nix.
“Then it doesn’t matter anyway. In that case the device will still help to prevent that kind of espionage from happening again.”
The Khan shook his head. “I’d rather find them, wrap my hands around their throat.”
I nodded. “I think that’s a shared opinion.”
With my message delivered and the next phase in motion, I went to leave when I heard the Khan speak again.
“Donovan. This woman among the deadmen, who vies for leadership. Mama. Tell me your opinion of her.”
I blinked, surprised by the question, my mind still focused on my plot. “She’s the reason I’m alive today. She and the Undertakers that found me.”
“She’s strong?”
“Yes.”
“She’s capable? Reasonable?”
“Yes.”
The Khan nodded. “I will vote for her then.”
“What!?” asked Atlan, beating me and Nix to the question.
“It was not as if I intended to vote for the candidate the Remnants provided.”
“What about you?” asked Atlan.
The Khan laughed a booming laugh that I found surprising. “I am not suited for such things. Debates? Policy? Voting? I am not a politician. I am a Khan. I do not win with words, but with actions. The deadmen may have this battle of words, and I will support them against our mutual enemy. Your people’s actions have shown that you can be trusted with that.”
Advertisement
“Khan, surely we should not leave such power in other’s hands,” said Atlan. I noticed her guards exchanging a glance.
“If we are divided in this, the Remnants will take it for themselves.” He turned to Atlan. “My word on this is final.”
She seemed on the verge of saying something else, but held her tongue. “Understood fath-, my Khan.”
Returning my attention to my original purpose, I nodded and left. I found that I wasn’t that surprised by the Khan’s decision. What he’d said was true, he was no politician. He was a king, a feudal lord that wasn’t sorted for that kind of work. The system was a powerful tool, but whatever changes were made to it, he’d still have an army of warriors, a fleet of vehicles, and the fear and respect of everyone in the wastes. Besides, he was right. The Remnant’s territory contained an enormous amount of people, every vote would count, even those several thousand brought forth by Pott’s. If we divided our votes among multiple candidates, we’d surely fail.
I shook my head and returned my focus to the task at hand. I checked the coordinates of the device I’d marked as ‘special delivery’. It appeared that it was still where it had been when I’d first marked it, meaning that Jeb and Bill were still working on it, as planned.
I’d set all the pieces in motion, so I found a nice piece of leftover battlement, took a deep breath, and started tracking everyone who came near the device by scent. With all the complicated steps out of the way, now came the completion of the simple task.
…
It was very late at night when the device was moved. I could smell the person moving it, and was surprised at who it was for a moment, before the reasoning behind their actions clicked in my mind. I saw the “Special Delivery” marking vanish as the package was destroyed. It had been placed in a makeshift workshop off of one of the garages for storage.
Terrible work postman! You’ve failed to perform the primary goal of your job 'Delivery’! You receive no patriot points! Failure to do your job is a weakness of character!
I stood up, and began walking toward the device's destroyer. I was in no rush, they almost certainly wouldn’t leave the city. I got within a block of them when I realized that they were headed to where Bill and Jeb were bunking, a small former brothel near the edge of town. That made sense. As far as the saboteur knew, they were the only two who could make such a device. If they destroyed it, but those two lived then it wouldn’t matter. They could simply build another one.
Before they reached the brothel, I turned down an alley to cut them off, and waited until they were about to pass me. I stepped out of the darkness between the buildings and into the path of Ba’al.
“Headed somewhere?” I asked.
I saw his eyes dart around. “Atlan requested I check the status of her bike.”
“Before dawn? On the opposite side of Medina from where the Garages are?”
He was silent, clearly thinking over his options.
“You broke the device.”
He didn’t answer, which was fine, it was a statement rather than a question.
“You didn’t have to do that, you know,” I said, smiling in a way that showed all of my teeth. “The device didn’t work. There was no way to detect who had been placing those speakers.”
Ba’al’s face scrunched up in something between rage and confusion.
“It was just bait. I appreciate you taking it though.”
He let out a kind of groan.
“Alright. You can come quietly, or you can fight and lose.”
He was a large man, but in that moment he made himself small, seeming to surrender to the inevitability.
I nodded, and approached to search him for weapons.
When I got close, he went to bring something out of his coat. I froze him before he could complete the movement. I sighed, opened his coat, and saw what looked to be a modified las-pistols with a massive barrel. I peeled it from his waist and holstered it. Before he unfroze I drove a punch into his gut, holding back to keep from killing him, but putting in enough force to lift him off the ground and wind him. After that I grabbed him by the collar and started dragging him through town. I checked my notifications. A simple task completed, my Rube Goldberg Machine had worked.
Advertisement
- In Serial416 Chapters
Tomb Raider King
The tombs of the gods have appeared in the world!People who were able to collect the artifacts inside these tombs could use the abilities of heroes of lore, granting them wealth and power.Then, an unknown Tomb Raider who started to loot those artifacts suddenly appeared.He is known as the Tomb Raider King."Damn it, this is driving me nuts! That damn bastard looted everything here too!"What's yours is mine. What's mine is obviously mine.The Tomb Raider who revived in the past after his death will start to take every tomb in the world for himself!
8 645 - In Serial120 Chapters
Dragon Hack
Rich's life sucks. He lives in a dystopia, His father's an abusive creep, his mother's up to some shady stuff, and he's pretty sure he's going to die a virgin. He can't do much about the first few problems, but a new darknet game might give him a shot at getting laid. But even the most well-laid plans go astray, and he ends up with way, way more than he bargained for. He gains a character with the rarest of all races: Dragon. But it's a two-way street, and strange occurances and problems soon have Rich wondering if this is truly a game, or something far more sinister... WARNING: Contains verbal abuse and harsh language. The language and sentiments used do not represent the views of the author. The dystopia portrayed is meant to be a cautionary tale, rather than a criticism of any existing group or political faction. CLAIMER: My name is Andrew Seiple. I am a writer, and I both write this story and own the rights to it. I will be posting this story on Spacebattles.com, SufficientVelocity.com, RoyalRoad.com, and my Patreon. I reserve the right to remove it from any and all platforms as needed to facilitate my sinister long-term plans. (Except for Patreon. The story there ain't leaving.) If you desire to read this story faster, note that my Patreon is generally going to be several updates ahead of all publicly-available threads. Cover art created by Ambelia Parris, licensed per agreement.
8 255 - In Serial77 Chapters
Decompose!
Dear diary. When you read stories about some people missing and returning after years of absence claiming they were living in another world, your first reaction is to scoff and dismiss a story as a tall tale, right? I know I did. All the time. Until it happened to me and I no longer did. That day was today. Some god of thunder smote me. If it were Chris Hemsworth, I wouldn't mind but it was some barbaric Hitite god that abaondned Earth some four millennia ago. Yes, what can I say? I love the seventh art. I have more hours watching movies than any other activity, including sleep. What? Do you think I'm exaggerating? Maybe I am. I'll really miss hollywood the most. And my biggest regret is that I never got to visit the holy city of cinema. I did not come to another world to be a hero even though there was hints that they hoped I'd save it. I did not come with overpowered abilities able to, dunno, leap tall castles in a single bound, faster than a speeding crossbow bolt, be more powerful than a eight-horse carriage, the bounds. No. After the asshole god that murdered me brought me to his world, he gave me some boons from his discount bin and "The Power of my Soul (tm)". Forgive my french, I hope you understand I am rather upset at dying. And he somehow decided that my power is to recycle stuff. How awesome is that? Not much at first, I must admit. At least I got all my camping stuff and equipment with me. There's no lycra in the other world. I'll make it someday, but that day is not today. So here I am. In another world, in the middle of nowhere. I'm no heroine. As the song goes, I'm your basic average girl. And I'm assumed to be here to save the world. But almost everything can stop me, because I'm not named Kim. Wish me luck, diary. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ This novel is going have the following features: slow-paced slice-of-life No GameLit / LitRPG elements. Movie references. Sandra likes the seventh art. Journal / diary style crafting (includes chemistry, engineering and metallurgy) low magic technological advancement (for Sandra, at least. She is not against sharing though) personal relations clash of perception between the modern and ancient customs. bits of tension, fighting, and plot here and there. I won't repeat myself though. Once she crafts a good batch of soap, for example, she'll just note, "I crafted soap again." Once it is estabilished how she obtains compound X, compound X2 that is obtainable from the same process will also just be mentioned. I'll try to be as realistic as I can with the crafting, chemistry, and technology. Cover: Public Domain Image by StockSnap from Pixabay. No attribution required but we do it anyway.
8 140 - In Serial44 Chapters
The one who walks alone (Xianxia/Wuxia)
Sparrow's grandma doesn't want him to spend life picking turnips, she wants him to be somebody - so she drags him to the best academy in the land and threatens the administrators until they let Sparrow in. But with deranged maniacs running the academy - arrogant, poo throwing young masters, and princesses who kick his ass - Sparrow isn't so sure the academy life is for him. After being kicked out he becomes a hobo - wandering a world full of cultivators and demons - and picking up all the skills the road can teach him. Sure, Sparrow wouldn't mind becoming a god one day, but to start with, he just wants to make his grandma proud.
8 143 - In Serial34 Chapters
Goblin Cave
[Goblin Cave] is a perfectly average Dungeon that becomes unsatisfied with its work.
8 137 - In Serial12 Chapters
vikings, LA BELLE DAME
She is the god's fae, condemned to look upon the Viking King Ragnar in silence and watch him as he killed, loved and lost and fall in deep love with him in the process. Then one day on the cold hill's side, Ragnar battle worn and asking for death to come and find him, she made a noise and he turned around to listen. This beautiful women with all the love of a hundred lifetimes finds her knight and beloved in the flesh, his skin warm and calloused, and touching hers. A touch she has dreamed off since her memories first begun. She finally believes all her waiting and praying has been answered; how wrong La Belle Dame was. - A Viking retelling of the John Keats classic mythological poem "La Belle Dame sans Merci". FREEHAWKS VIKINGS - RAGNAR'S DISAPPEARANCE
8 211

