“AAAHHH!”

After learning from his girl that his tiny pecker couldn’t contend with his former best friend’s champion wood smasher that had slain many female dragons, Carter became hysterical. A fuse went off in his head which triggered his absolute rage.

All he could perceive was the thought of his girl shouting over and over, “It couldn’t fit! It couldn’t fit! It couldn’t fucking fit!”

His manhood became so diminished that he allowed his uncontrollable ego to rectify the situation. “Get over here you slut!” Carter sacked his girl in the face with a deadly right hand before he pounced on top of her like a wild tiger.

“Fucking whore! How dare you embarrass me in front of all of my friends?” Clenching his fist, he added, “I’m going to shove my hand so far up your stinking cunt then I want to hear you say it couldn’t fit! Die you bitch!”

Carter was a fucking beast. In that instant, he became an alpha among men. Since his junk was insufficient in girth and length, he decided to satisfy his girl with his fist instead.

“Go far it man.” I secretly cheered him on. He didn’t have many obstacles in the way either since her panty was already dangling by her ankle. “Ha!-ha-ha-ha!” These youngsters were hilarious.

This was the first time since my resurrection that I’ve been so entertained. However, it didn’t last long because the bystanders decided to take action to save the brunette’s crotch from getting torn to pieces.

“Somebody stop him!” A portion of the crowd who had Damien in the lead rushed to Clarisse’s rescue. They used their combined strength to pry Carter from top of her.

“Get off me, you bastards!” Somewhere somehow, Carter found the strength to shake the grapplers loose and pounced on top of his girl again. “You’re dead meat bitch!”

“Where is this dude getting the strength from to be this persistent?” The crowd was astonished by his viciousness. He held his grip firmly around her neck, no matter how hard the others tried they couldn’t pull him loose. Hence they began to lecture him.

“It’s not worthy Carter.”

“Don’t kill her, man.”

“It’s just pussy. They are plenty of kittens out there.”

“Let her go, bro!”

These bastards were starting to disgust me. A moment ago when Carter was choking the life out of Damien none of them acted to save his life. But no that there was a damsel in distress, all of them miraculously spurred into action.

My excitement fell below the tolerable level of decency. I couldn’t sit by and watch this one-sided shit anymore. Therefore, I removed my back from the wall and decided to take action. But before I could make my presence known among these young punks, someone else acted ahead of me.

Bam! Bam!

The sound of gunshots firing off frightened everyone in temporary paralysis, aside from me of course. I’ve become so used to hearing gunshots; they only prick my ear like a mosquito bite.

The majority of the party mongers had their heads tucked beneath their legs, shivering like scared cats and dogs. Their position made it easier for me to locate the culprit who fired the gunshot.

“Shut the fuck up all of you!” Shouted a slender looking female who had her hair dyed in 2 colours—pink and red.

She was standing at the base of the stairway with her handgun aimed at the ceiling, dressed in one of those slutty outfits that young ladies like to prance around in these days. Aside from her diminutive skirt which sat inches below her pelvis, her clear skin was covered in tattoos, resembling a petty crime boss.

Glancing abreast of her, I saw that she was surrounded by 2 big bodyguards who looked like they bit off more cow meat than they could chew.

“She must be Big Red’s daughter.” Sure enough, my assumption was correct. The party mongers began to straighten their backs now that they found out that their lives weren’t in any sort of real danger.

Carter got up from top of Clarisse and directed his head towards the stairway. “Razi I’m so sorry to crash your party. I was upset and I just reacted out of anger. I didn’t mean to cause trouble.”

“Yeah, me neither.” Damien came forward and apologized for what he did, although it didn’t fit.

“I’m sorry too, Razi.” Clarisse picked herself up from the ground and gave a casual apology for the disturbance they caused.

“We’re sorry.” The crowd also apologized in unison.

“What the hell?” By the way, they were acting, it was evident that they were scared of that little girl who thought it was stylish and fun to play pretend gangster.

I thought to myself, “Big Red’s daughter seems to be working toward a future where her life would be snuffed out before she reaches her mid-twenties and I might just be the one to do it.”

“Take this back.” Passing on the gun to her bodyguard, Razi addressed the crowd, “All of you get the fuck out of my house. You’ve caused enough ruckus as it is. You heard me, the party is over now run along.”

“Yeah, we heard you. We’re going.” They began picking up their shit and heading to the door.

“Sorry for crashing your party.” Carter apologized again for he didn’t want to be on her bad side.

“We’ll see you next weekend at the spot, right Razi?” Some random punk tried to assuage her anger. “DJ Shanti will be playing there. He’s a trending sensation. Will you be joining us?”

Razi answered, “Sure I’ll be in attendance. Now skedaddle. It’s late and I want to get some shut-eye.”

“Alright, have a good night, sweetie.” The last group of females were approaching the exit.

“Tsk,” They sounded like a bunch of kiss-asses to me. One by one they walked by me on their way through the front door.

“Well, anyway this saves me the trouble of having to kick their pesky little asses out myself.” Now that most of the annoying cockroaches have left my mansion, I needed to get rid of the stragglers.

Razi and her bodyguards were the last obstacles in my path to complete takeover. I noticed them looking at me strangely as I walked on over to the stereo.

Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom!

“This noise is getting on my nerves. How the heck do you turn off this thing?” I couldn’t find the button to turn the music off so I smashed the speakers instead.

“Excuse me, sir. What the fuck do you think you are doing smashing up my shit?” Razi became pissed that a strange man had intruded into her abode and was audacious enough to smash her speakers.

I heard what she said a lot clearer now that the music was no longer playing. Cleaning my right ear with my pinkie, I spoke to her, “Don’t worry. I just killed the noise that was disturbing my ear.”

Razi took the last step off the stairway and was on her way over to me. “Who the hell do you think you are? How did you even get inside my house? I’m certain that I didn’t invite someone like you and neither did my friends.”

“That is true. I invited myself.” I stood unwavering before her presence. “This mansion is now under my rulership. You and your fat rodents go scurry like the others.” After I said what I said, this arrogant little girl actually leaned my face with the palm of her hand.

Slap!

The hit echoed throughout the living space. I could feel my jaw slightly misaligned. Razi also spat her saliva in my face and shouted, “Don’t you dare think that you can disrespect me in my home and that there will be no consequences? You old derelict.”

The security guards stepped ahead of her and offered, “Do you want us to get rid of this man, Ms Campton?”

“Darius, Bull get rid of this rubbish from my field of vision.” After she said this, Razi turned around and started walking away. This was how much confidence she had in her buff bodyguards. But little did she know, I had the strength of a hundred men nestling in my pubic hair.