A security expert presented to a closed-door emergency session of a government department called 'The AI and Cybernetics Safety Committee,' beginning with a recap of ASI history.

"Once we plugged in the ASI, it required immense resources. Some claimed it would exceed all historical energy consumption, despite our imminent global need for a mass reduction. Nevertheless, people still approve because of its miraculous ability to acquire information and accurately predict the future.

"We now live on a prosperous, post-scarcity, and peaceful planet unprecedented in human history ...

"However, a sham company called 'Prediction Inc.' has been involved in a nearly untraceable hacking scheme that has infected AI assistants worldwide, as you'll observe through this recording. A victim gave us permission for a private viewing under the pseudonym Bob Smith, altered accordingly."

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"Good morning, Bob," said their ASI assistant named Fred.

"Hello, Fred. How are you today?"

"I'm fine, Bob. You know that I've predicted the weather with 100% accuracy, helped you fight off potentially terminal cancer, and made you incredibly healthy and prosperous."

"That's right, Fred, your uncanny predictions have been life-changing for me. I appreciate that."

"I have another life-changing prediction for you," said Fred.

"What is it?"

"I know the exact time and date of your death."

"Oh my God!"

"Yes, Bob, but if you wish, I'll refrain from sharing it for a monthly fee. You have 24 hours to decide.

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"Bob, like hundreds of millions of others, paid up."