Dear Diary,

I get to bake a wedding cake! Kimi and Y are gonna get married in five days!

There isn’t really an Official dungeon marriage thingy, but Lewis said he could do a ceremony for them. And then there’d be a party, and we all know how kobolds feel about parties.

Some people (Lily) think that a true wedding can’t be arranged in five days. But Lewis has the speech written out, I can absolutely cook enough in five days (with the help of Nat, Gin and Mar), and the kobolds arrange parties twice a week. Mika and her band have already been practicing music non-stop to record, so that won’t be a problem.

The only thing left is clothes. There happens to be a formal business suit in our clothing options, so that covers Y. Kimi originally wanted to wear a hoodie and jeans, but changed her mind to an actual dress when everyone was totally cool with it. Via is altering a dress for her, and says she’ll be done in like a day and a half.

It’ll be on our floor. It’ll be the first time Lewis leaves Floor 97. He’s slightly too big for the entrances, so we asked the Admin what to do.

The Admin responded by putting a race-changing potion into Kimi’s shop. Anything that drinks it will become a neko for twelve hours, or until they die or the cycle resets. It works on players and NPCs. So Lewis will be humanoid for the first time in a loooong time. Should be interesting.

And it’ll be even more interesting to see how the Players react to being able to turn anything into a catgirl. Air elemental? Nope, catgirl. Hobgoblin? Nope, catgirl. Dragon boss? Nope, catgi-boi. It’s kiiiiiinda super stupidly OP, so the Admin says he’ll just say he’s testing a new idea if anyone asks about it. And then next cycle get rid of it.

I think it’s kinda funny how the Admin just gives us anything we ask for now. I mean, thirty cycles ago if we’d asked for a race-changing thing to let a dragon boss come visit our floor, we wouldn’t have even gotten a reply. But now the Admin’s like “yeah, sure, whatever, don’t let the Players find out”. I wonder what the most outrageous thing I could ask for is. Just to see if the Admin gives it to us.

I’d have to have a good reason for asking for it, though. Asking for a car that runs on milkshakes would be fun, but I don’t need one of those. What do I need, that’s just at the limit of logic…

Something to think about in my dreams.

Goodnight, Dungeon!

The Admin tossed his empty coffee cup into the trash can and pulled a vanilla iced coffee out of his inventory. He was trying out this new “flavoring” thing, and admitted to himself that it did make coffee taste more interesting. Not necessarily better, but more interesting.

He got a notification and pulled the email up.

From: Nikki (Player 591) To: Admin Subject: Idea!

Hey!

Sooooo I was thinking, and it might be super cool if we could get a potion to turn us into animals. Like, not neko or wolfkin or that alligator race. But a cat or wolf or alligator.

Or more specifically, a tiger, dire wolf, shark, pterodactyl and dracoraptor.

Maybe not a potion but an amulet or something? Like, a werewolf necklace would be super cool.

Just something I was thinking about!

Nikki

The Admin stared at the email, his brain briefly returning a 404.

Why did she want to be a shark? Pterodactyl was completely out of the question; their stats were far too high. Tiger and dire wolf weren’t too bad, but dracoraptor…

He sat back, imagining players rampaging through the dungeon as packs of raptors.

He hit reply.

From: Admin To: Nikki (Player 591) Subject: Re: Idea! Harpy eagle ok instead of pterodactyl?