《Whimsical Invitations》Following the Road
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River of years, and my mom's beef stew, and something raw, sushi, a fact check, a gallery check? Nope,
Is it not clean? Wash my underwear in the river, and three forest girls came out, said dryads, okay, sure,
An open it up, three grams of weed? Three mountains to climb, amitabha, I'm going to blaze and dip, and my master called, said to knock on the gate three times,
Last I heard he was waking up,
Spring is here,
Last I heard he didn’t make it,
The party had to start without him,
Oh, don't be so sour,
Thirty thousand times,
Is it better?
Maybe forty cents,
Some nice weather,
Waiting for escalation,
A mean dude, a little rude, a don’t go so deep, a shallow pond, a white dove, a mother goose, and his uncle,
And something about dreaming,
Something about disconnections,
Something about a second thing echoing out,
Something about roles being assigned,
Something about greed and rhymes,
And girl sleepovers, and he got hit by a car,
And something about characters and crimes,
And the world was still turning,
How will it look today?
Sunny I’m sure,
When are the zombies going to get here?
And I’m still waiting for the aliens,
And a secret third thing, and a thong, and a crucifixion, and a sixty nine, and a sweet rhyme, have a good time, for the eleventh time this night,
The wind swept him away, and I spent all this money, what a waste, just a taste, a creep, and he ran away, into the arms of another, but a dude was there, so he had to stand there awkwardly, and gyms, and bros, or something, and a flower blooming, and a he dropped it,
And the party continued without him, a who, a question of identity, the is it me or is it you, and in some places its always sunny,
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I would burn,
A little bridge to cross,
A poet who died,
An I lied, I’m going to use it a second time,
Sylvia Plath, I thought it through, let’s do it,
A something about your uncle,
And an I’ll drop them off next Friday,
An it’s coming, an I’m coming, a second dude and a third guy in line, an operation, a ski coat, and Aspen,
A wild dream, a grand scheme,
An eleventh thing, a diamond ring,
And an ounce of weed.
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