《Whimsical Invitations》Complacent Lamb
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Orc wrestling in the mud, said, how can I escape, the thief in the night, disappeared, in the evening, he was there, allowing me free entry,
Said, how would you use me, freely,
Escape, does she see me and her girls, said I need a third, I'll party all night's, of elevating flights,
Tongue wrestling inside,
Said how would it please me,
How would she step on me,
With grit, well, grab a beer, and some honeybees, and ah, can I get a milkshake with that,
And the peach in the evening,
Remains uneaten, said ‘how would you tease me’,
Said is it easy,
Said give it to me,
Hustle your thing,
Say I’m there for you,
And this is my playbook.
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