《Paranoid Mage》Chapter 6 - Planning
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“What do you mean you won’t provide them?” Harper Janry goggled at Lorenzo Rossi of the Guild of Enchanting. It was true that with the Night Lands portal severed, the cost for a lot of enchantments had started to rise, but the supply issues hadn’t seemed too bad. At least, not so far. “Are the stockpiles really in that bad a shape?”
“No, that is not the problem,” Rossi said, hands clasped over his belly as he regarded Harper. “In fact, we have sourced some new enchanting material. Rather, the Guild of Enchanting shares its worries with the dragonblooded and certain members of the supernatural community about the dangers of upending the status quo on Earth.”
Harper opened his mouth, then shut it before arguing. Archmage Janry hadn’t put him in the role of envoy because he spoke before he thought. The Guild of Enchanting was one of the most powerful organizations among mages, perhaps even more powerful than GAR. Especially after GAR had been crippled by the most militant and Earth-based branches pulling out of it.
If the Guild of Enchanting was concerned about something, that was a political stance and it was something they would have made clear. Clearly someone, somewhere, hadn’t passed along the appropriate messages, because Rossi wouldn’t blindside him. The head of the Guild of Enchanting was not dumb, and he wouldn’t just spring an embargo on him – and who knew how many other Houses – without some form of notice. That was a failure that Harper could address when he got home.
“It seems a notable change of policy for the Guild of Enchanting to take sides in a political disagreement,” he said instead. Not that the Guild of Enchanting was apolitical, but theirs was a relatively mercenary approach. They cared less about the topics that archmages struggled with and more about what was best for the craft.
“The dealings of the Guild of Enchanting are generally confidential,” Rossi said, clearly picking his words with care. “But certain clients have made a very strong argument that the actions of the Archmage’s Council and the Seven Lesser Courts are not in the interests of the supernatural community.”
Harper didn’t need to be brilliant to read between those lines. The American Alliance and the rogue Houses had somehow gotten the Guild of Enchanting on their side. It was not a small thing — while corite-based enchantments in Faerie would last forever, not every enchantment was based in corite and any new enchantment of any complexity came from the Guild. While they had some stockpiles of raw material, they didn’t have the expertise to create the high-quality work most mages expected. Expanding onto Earth would require cannibalizing existing wards or glamours, and most of those were deeply embedded into House security.
“I see,” he said, biting off a considerably different set of words. “I must admit I am somewhat surprised that the Guild of Enchanting is turning down such a large contract. There are entire estates that need to be built and furnished.”
“There are some considerations more important than money,” Rossi said, so piously that Harper almost laughed. The man wasn’t fooling anyone.
“You do realize how many people are going to be unhappy,” Harper pointed out instead. “Essentially all the Houses in Faerie are united in the determination to make Earth safe again. To prevent another disaster like the debacle with the Night Lands.”
“There is some risk,” Rossi agreed. “But the Guild has considered the merits of the arguments and cannot support widespread changes in the policy toward Earth.”
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Harper suppressed a sigh. There had to be something really big going on if the Guild of Enchanting was betting against the largest and oldest Houses in existence. Admittedly, the Houses in question weren’t the most familiar with direct combat, but it would hardly come down to a war. There were enough ways to dominate mundanes without resorting to brute force.
In a sense the refusal to supply the enchantments House Janry needed was a secondary matter. It would be painful, but the House’s coffers were deep and they had enough infrastructure that they could repurpose some of it, especially if they could get the other Houses to pitch in. The Guild of Enchantment’s opposition as an opinion on who would prevail was far more damaging.
“I suppose you aren’t going to budge on this issue,” Harper finally said.
“I’m afraid not. The Guild of Enchanting appreciates House Janry’s continued patronage, and after the current crisis I fully expect things to return to normal. But for the moment we have to be more circumspect with the tools we provide.”
“Well, then, thank you for your time.” Harper rose and offered Rossi a bow. “I’ll speak with Archmage Janry and see what we can do.” Not that the archmage was going to reverse course, but Harper needed to be polite.
“The Guild of Enchanting is always glad to talk,” Rossi said with a smile. “This too shall pass.”
Harper smiled, nodded and took his leave. The consequences of the Guild of Enchanting taking a side needed to be dealt with as soon as possible. Some of the weaker-willed Houses, or rather archmages, might well see it as a reason to bow out of a conflict that they were only half-heartedly committed to in the first place.
***
Rossi watched Harper depart through the teleportation system, and the smile slipped from his face. He had hoped they would have more time before the Houses started their moves, because the Guild wasn’t quite ready to commit. The portal world that Wells had provided them was still being developed, and despite his prodding Wells hadn’t quite been ready to commit to providing additional ones. Sadly, events had forced his hand, and now they would have to accelerate their work.
He left the meeting room and headed deeper into the Guild’s central office. His mage mark verified him and let him pass the heavy security around the rooms in the middle. The secure vaults were where the most intricate enchanting records kept, and for the moment where the connections to the new portal world were located. There were three in all, the portal frames fueled by the mana flow from the portal world itself.
The transportation rooms were heavily shielded to prevent any mana leakage in either direction. They were secret for the moment, and even when only opened temporarily the strange mana could leak out into Faerie, something the locals would surely notice. Even mages would notice the turbulence if they left it open too long.
He channeled vis through the portal frame, the embedded storage crystal augmenting his efforts to open the portal, and stepped through into a room that looked almost identical to the one he’d left. Pale blue stone walls, flat and unadorned, with a single exit. He nodded to the guard at the post just inside the door, and continued through a hall into a large production shop. One that wasn’t in full use, not just yet.
“Guildmaster,” Ordermaster Minot said distractedly as he examined one of the scribers. “It’s almost there, but not quite perfect. Wells means well—” Minot stopped and grimaced at his own wording. “It’s just not as accurate as we need. The spatial differences are just enough that anything we make here would be less efficient.”
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“Then we need Duvall,” Rossi said.
“Good luck,” Minot said, straightening from the scriber. “I don’t think she’s going to come out of her estate until this is all over. She’s done it before.”
“Then I’ll simply go to her,” Rossi said. “Have one of the portal frames packed up. Even if she’s not a fan of the person who opened access to this new world, she should see the value in having ever more work demand.” He snorted. “It’s not like GAR is using her apprentices for porters anymore.”
“I believe she still likes the starberry tea,” Minot said. “I’ll have someone dig a cannister out of the vaults.”
“Yes, excellent,” Rossi agreed. Part of him winced at parting with the tea, since it could only be made once a century when starberries bloomed, and it was frankly scarcer than the wine made with the berries themselves. But it would be worth it to get the spatial archmage on their side again.
***
Seeker Jarmin was equal parts frustrated and amazed. The Ghost lived up to his name, and Jarmin was having great difficulty catching a scent. He’d visited each of the locations The Ghost had been present and, despite his skill and prowess, Jarmin couldn’t locate anything belonging to the man. There wasn’t even a conspicuous absence to follow, just occasional muddled patches that might have been a trail, if they actually led anywhere. Which they didn’t.
After visiting the sites of various actions, some joint activities with House Taisen and some solo operations, he knew he’d have to take a different approach. Whatever The Ghost did, however he covered his tracks, it was proof against Jarmin’s abilities. But The Ghost was also Callum Wells, and Wells might be easier to find — especially through his son, who shared his blood.
Not that it was easy, by any means. A dragonblooded controlled Wells’ original haunt, and the shifters had obscured his subsequent addresses, but after enough snooping around he found that Wells still maintained links throughout the world – some sort of personal portal network – though nobody seemed particularly clear on how it worked.
It was almost by chance that he found it, but he finally picked up Wells’ actual scent from Alpha Chester’s compound. They had nearly as much warding up as Taisen’s base, but remaining ethereal was sufficient to avoid notice. He didn’t dare prowl around in even a changed form since, unlike humans, shifters could spot a fraud instantly. But it was not hard to separate out the few human traces, especially the exuberant residue of a mortal child.
He almost thought that he had Wells then and there, but the only trail in or out was an enchanted piece of metal that had such heavy distortion around it that any trail it may have led him on had been washed away. But even if that lead was dry, there was the rest of the probable network, so he began hunting.
Jarmin let the winds take him as they would, following intuition more than anything as he covered the miles, flitting hither and yon. It felt far easier than trying to track down The Ghost. Callum Wells was a real person, someone the world knew, while The Ghost was hidden and shielded and protected.
It was the work of days, following the faintest hints here and there, but eventually Jarmin ran across a whiff of Wells’ magic, weirdly isolated several dozen feet in the air. Tracking from there, he traced a convoluted route until he found a tiny device parked inside a hollow log. It was part mundane technology, but within it was also a piece of enchantment; an active spatial connection.
He cackled silently, making sure not to manifest by accident. It was no secret The Ghost had keen senses, not unlike those of a Fae Prince. Jarmin suspected that perhaps he had gotten that from the Princess, though The Ghost’s child was undeniably merely human. It seemed strange for the human mistress to have a child before the Princess, but Blackblood was already strange for attempting to deny or hide her heritage. One more oddity was hardly important.
Clearly The Ghost – or rather, Wells, as this was not part of The Ghost’s operation – had never expected his little device to be found. It was well-hidden, with barely any trace save for a minor flow of mana — a flow out through the portal, which was unusual considering the already low mana levels on Earth. Such a minor deviation would be barely noticeable, except to someone like Jarmin.
He reached out to touch the connection, letting himself flow along it. He could almost feel the secrecy, the exclusionary nature of the tiny connection. Something nearly forbidden, which was the sweetest of fruits. His form flitted out through the other end, and all his glee turned to ash as all the mana suddenly vanished. His ethereal form was stripped from him and he choked on nothing at all in a black-skied, hellish desert that stretched away in every direction.
***
“Holy shit.” Callum reflexively stumbled backward, nearly slipping and falling in the shower. He was completely blindsided by fae magic squirting through one of his nexus connections and turning into some short, suited fae. A fae that promptly started flailing and choking in the airless, mana-deprived surroundings of the moon.
“Mm?” Lucy’s vague sound of inquiry came from the bedroom, but he didn’t have time to answer. He teleported out to the cache, still dripping, and pulled a shotgun and fae-bane ammunition to himself. It wasn’t like there was room in the shower to load and fire.
The fae wasn’t immediately dying, either; vis billowed out to surround him and stave off the harsh environment. While it kept evaporating away into the vacuum, the fae had enough power to make headway, and who knew what would happen then. Callum pushed a bit of his own vis out onto the moon and formed a portal between the shotgun and behind the fae’s head and fired. A glittering plume of atmosphere spread out from where the fae had been, while in Callum’s perceptions the vis acted in a similar way, dissipating into the vacuum.
He shivered, the concrete of the barn cache cold under his feet, water and shampoo dripping onto the floor from his skin. He found himself somewhat disconcerted by the fact that he’d dealt with the entire thing while naked and lathered up, but his enemies were not polite enough to wait until he was ready. Callum dropped the gun on a worktable, promising himself he’d clean it up later, and teleported back into the shower. The hot water helped his muscles unclench too, his body only realizing the terrifying nature of the intrusion after it was over and done with.
“What’s up?” Lucy called, somewhat more clearly, standing at the door of the bathroom.
“Fae incident,” Callum replied through the shower curtain. “Give me a couple minutes and I’ll fill you in.”
“Okay,” Lucy said, and Callum wasn’t sure she even realized he’d teleported away. He’d only been gone a few seconds at most, thought it had seemed longer at the time. It seemed more than passing strange to just continue on as if nothing had happened when he’d just fended off a home invader, but there was nothing else he could do. Not immediately, anyway.
Half an hour later, he was properly showered and dressed and there hadn’t been any other intrusions to the nexus. Once he was certain the fae was truly dead he had teleported the body back to Earth, mostly so it didn’t lose all its magic. He wasn’t sure if Felicia’s ability would work without some kind of magical continuity.
“I guess the moon nexus did work though,” Lucy said. “I mean, if he could survive on the moon’s surface maybe this was kind of a big deal type fae? I don’t think most of them can do that.”
“If nothing else, he had some kind of teleport-type powers,” Callum said. “At the very least, he came through the portal as just a big bunch of magic, or something. The anchor drones are intact so he just passed right through them.” He sighed and leaned back in the chair, watching Alex happily eating breakfast. “I’m not happy someone found one of my drones but it turned out as well as I could have expected.”
“Oh, you’re not going to be taking more precautions?” Lucy teased.
“All I can do is shut down the portals when I’m not using them, but that means blinding myself.” Callum grimaced. “I thought that cloak was supposed to hide me, but then again, I can’t wear it all the time, especially not in the shower.”
“Fae magic is tricky,” Lucy replied.
“Bacon!” Alex said, waving a piece of it before cramming it into his mouth.
“You said it, kiddo. Bacon is fantastic,” Callum said with a grin, ruffling Alex’s hair and getting a pout in return.
Lucy put in a call to Felicia while Callum and Alex cleaned up from breakfast, and soon enough they were all meeting at Chester’s compound. Callum felt a little bit like he was imposing, but there weren’t many options. Especially since a portal world would possibly kill a fae without feeding mana in, which made earth the only viable meeting place.
“Mister Wells,” Felicia said, and her mage companion, Ray, nodded stiffly to them. “If you have a corpse we’d best take it outside.” While Callum wasn’t affected by it, there was obvious power in her voice by the way he could feel it vibrate through his feet, even at a normal volume. When she spoke, nearby mugs and dishes rattled.
“Only if you want to keep it,” Callum said. “I can just open a portal, otherwise.”
“Of course,” Felicia said. “Depending on what I find I may be taking the body with me, but a portal works for now.” Callum nodded and flicked open a portal to one side, opening right over the corpse of the fae. He’d left it in the woods by the drone, since it was in the middle of nowhere. Felicia reached through and touched an arm with her finger, black veins standing out on her skin. That was creepy enough, but her eyes turned black, too.
“This is more than it used to be,” she muttered, pupil-less eyes shifting this way and that. “Ah. This creature was looking for you as Callum Wells, not as The Ghost. And it wasn’t easy for him, at that.” She shook her head. “That was a nasty place you led him. I won’t even ask how you managed it.”
Callum grunted. It made sense that he was only protected when he was acting in a certain way — donning a mantle, as she’d put it. It was weird, but he kind of understood how that type of fae magic worked and that kind of loophole was only to be expected. Thankfully his habits of cleaning up after himself had mostly worked, if this was the first time a fae had tracked him down.
“This creature is the one who discovered Garrison Seven, as well,” Felicia continued. “He worked for Prince Jusael of the Court of Roses. Also House Janry.”
“Jusael is the one who was holding me,” Ray said. “Bat-winged guy, pale?”
“That’s him,” Felicia confirmed.
“He’s the vampire cosplayer behind that creepy video?” Callum asked, raising his eyebrows. “Did he have anything to do with the fae-empowered vampires we started seeing a while back?” Properly speaking, he hadn’t really seen them directly, but he couldn’t forget the reports after they’d led him into the negative healing trap.
“Ray?” Felicia prompted.
“I suspect so. When I was in his Court there were a number of discussions about vampire stories.” Ray frowned tilting his head back and tapping his foot as he thought. “I’d have to go through the reports I made when I got back to be sure, but I’d lay odds he’s the one pushing them.”
“Then he’s the one with the negative healing traps,” Callum said. “Which were also in the Night Lands. So it was probably him who got out the orders for the vamps to go wild.”
“For that to be the case, there’d need to be a connection between Faerie and the Night Lands,” Felicia pointed out.
“All you’d need is an unaccounted-for teleport anchor,” Callum mused. “Or whatever fae thing that guy used to get through my portals. It wasn’t physical.”
“No, that was his own special talent,” Felicia disagreed. “It is not something you can expect to see from many others.”
“Well, that’s something at least,” Callum muttered. Felicia nodded and withdrew her hand. Ray had a disinfecting wipe ready for her, and Callum closed the portal as she scrubbed her fingers. “But this means that the vampires aren’t out of it yet.”
“What makes you say that?” Ray asked, pulling a chair out for Felicia. Callum sat across from them, and while the little dining room of the loaner cottage in Chester’s compound wasn’t as comfortable as the big meeting room, it was definitely more private.
"Because he ordered his minions to kill people out of spite,” Callum said bluntly. “Nobody with that frame of mind would possibly let things go. No, he’d be trying to do as much damage as he could, however he could.”
“Aren’t the Courts and Janry trying to do that already?” Ray asked, half-rhetorically.
“I think they’re afraid of open war,” Callum said. “But this guy sure isn’t. He probably would love to see it happen.”
“It’s possible,” Ray said doubtfully. “But what can we do about it? Finding a single person is quite difficult, as you well know.”
“I do know,” Callum sighed. “I’d appreciate it if you asked Taisen to keep an eye out, but for now — if he’s working with the fae Courts you’re probably a target just as much as I am. Can you hold up against a top level vampire? I don’t know how powerful they can get.”
“Perhaps,” Felicia said, sharing a glance with Ray. “In the middle of Garrison Seven, yes, but I can hardly hide there. Not if I am to fulfill my obligations.”
“Then I have a couple of homebonds for you,” Callum decided. It wasn’t like he had huge amounts of spare enchanting done, but Felicia was his best path toward wrangling the fae. Otherwise his only option was closing that portal too, and he couldn’t help but think the fallout would be even worse. A small investment to keep her alive was definitely worthwhile.
He reached out to his cache and summoned two sets of homebonds, leaving him one spare. The receiver plates took up most of the floor, and the rings weren’t exactly perfectly sized but they could be altered bit without affecting the underlying enchantment. He pushed them across the table and Felicia and Ray took one each.
“You’ll have to deal with the vis resistance yourself, I’m afraid,” he told them. “But otherwise they should work. Faster in high-mana environments, or if you use a capacitor.”
“I can manage it,” Felicia said. “Thank you. This is uncommonly generous.”
“You’re welcome,” Callum said. “Now, the question is what to do about Jusael himself. We need to block him from causing any more trouble.” There was an obvious solution, but after the debacle with the Night Lands he was less confident in direct action. Part of him was tempted to pitch taking over the Faerie portal. With Taisen in charge he’d be a lot more confident in the traffic between worlds, but that was probably something that the Archmages couldn’t let stand.
“You’re The Ghost,” Felicia said, as if that were the answer to the question. “You should simply remove Jusael.”
“Doesn’t that run the risk of forcing more open conflict?” Callum asked, raising his eyebrows. “That’s our main limitation. Preventing this thing from spilling out into the real world.”
“Maybe for mages, but you’re The Ghost and he is fae. That is precisely your story and it would not be at all unfair,” Felicia said. “In fact, the other Courts would respect you for it. Not if you threatened the portal to Faerie, they’d all have to mobilize everything if that was the case. But removing a specific person for a specific reason? Especially a Prince?”
“Really?” Callum leaned back in his chair and clasping his fingers together. “That would make things easier. I hate this morass of politics, and direct action is far more my speed. But only if I don’t put my foot in it like before.”
“I’m rather surprised he took the chance, actually,” Felicia mused. “Directly threatening you opens him up to reprisal. Perhaps he simply does not believe that anyone from Earth could injure him in his own territory.”
“I’d be happy to disabuse him of that notion,” Callum said. “But the last time I took on a fae king, it was not pleasant. His magic was able to hit me even from a distance, and he summoned up something right on top of me. I don’t suppose your cloak will protect me from that?”
“Perhaps,” Felicia said at length, clearly considering the matter. “However, there is a difference between being protected against detection, and being protected against grasping thorns.”
“Right.” Callum sighed. He knew it wouldn’t be a free pass against magical fae bullshit, but it was still annoying to hear. “I’ll have to make the proper preparations then.” Including having Gayle on hand, and the shifters. In some way it’d be a rerun of his assassination of Ravaeb, but he wasn’t going to fool around with mundane weaponry.
“Well, if we’re going to do this, I don’t see any reason to waste time,” he continued. “I’ll check with Lucy, and then I’ll need to scout things first, but probably as early as tomorrow I’ll want you – and likely Taisen – around in case things go sideways.”
“That’s prompt,” Ray observed. “We’ll make sure all the relevant parties know.”
The pair left soon after, Ray floating the teleportation plates out through the door, and Callum returned home. He checked in with Lucy and Alex, then surveyed his cache. If he was going to be dealing with a fae prince or king, he needed cold iron. Unfortunately, that was the bane material he had the least of, only amounting to a few ounces. Enough for an enchantment, but barely enough for a killshot.
Though he wasn’t sure even that would be sufficient to take out a fae prince in Faerie itself. He was sure the bane material would do exactly what it was supposed to, but a few ounces might do very little to a person who seemed to be indistinguishable, magically, from the princedom he ruled. Like trying to kill a skyscraper with a shotgun.
Once again, the anti-mana portal was probably his best bet, but he was very wary of anything that seemed like such a panacea. There had to be a catch somewhere, some downside he hadn’t noticed yet. Other than the potential for magical Armageddon if such a portal became permanent.
Until such a downside become evident, though, he was absolutely ready to abuse it to strip away all the magical protections and benefits built into buildings. Or people. At some point people would figure out a countermeasure, and he had to get all the use he could out of it before that happened.
“You know, I can’t say you’re wrong about getting this guy, but at the same time, I really don’t like the risk of dealing with another fae curse or whatever. Ravaeb was bad enough and he was just an Earth-side fae.” Lucy said, watching as Callum played catch with Alex, while she set up the screens for the war room from her laptop.
“Yes, but I’ve got more advantages now,” Callum said. “And for once I have time to do some proper surveillance ahead of time.” He tossed the foam ball to Alex, who headbutted it instead of trying to catch it and then pursued the errant ball into the yard. When he came back Callum picked him up to give him a hug. “Alright, kiddo, we’ve got to do some serious stuff now, we can play more later.”
“’Kay, daddy,” Alex said, and squirmed out of his arms before running off to get his pedal car so he could tear around the back yard. Callum watched him go, shaking his head before standing up.
“Right, war room time.”
“I’ll keep an eye on you from here,” Lucy said, tapping the laptop. Callum didn’t blame her, since it was a nice day out – as always, in their pocket universe – and neither of them wanted to leave Alex completely unsupervised. That was the exact reason Lucy had put surveillance in the war room.
Callum gave Lucy a hug and a kiss and teleported himself downstairs, settling into the chair and running through his preparations. A feeder portal, for the cloak, the cloak itself, a set of drones, and the wooden ball just in case. Then he snaked a thread of his vis through the portal to Faerie.
The second time through, he knew where he was going so it was a fairly simple process to send his drone into the air and drag it off toward Jusael’s enclave. Or princedom, really. Unlike last time, he was looking for Jusael himself, who ought to be considerably easier to find than prisoners.
He started with the central and largest castle, since with his perceptions he should be able to spot the fae king more or less immediately. Unfortunately, there was a lot of extra space crammed into the area through fae-style spatial manipulation, so he couldn’t do it all in one go. Callum also had to make sure that his drones stayed out of any visible sight-line, since even with the cloak protecting him his actions weren’t actually invisible. Considering that some fae phased right through walls or skittered around tiny passages, that was more difficult than it was with a human building.
After some observation, he ended up parking his drones in various cabinets and drawers, deep inside kitchens or bedrooms. That wasn’t quite as good as he preferred, but the privacy of various fae was a better shield than being physically obscured when it came to Jusael’s dwelling. With multiple drones stashed away, he was able to track Jusael’s movements, and made notes with timestamps as the fae prince moved about his castle.
The best thing would be to ambush Jusael in his sleep, but he wasn’t sure the fae actually did sleep. Especially since there was no actual sunlight in his region of Faerie. Barring that, some time when Jusael was alone, since Callum was going to err on the side of excessive force. He didn’t want to involve bystanders if he could help it.
If he didn’t have the advantage of the cloak and his perceptions it would have been the work of days or weeks to surveil such a huge and busy place, but Callum only needed six or seven hours. Not all at once, but spread out over the day, focusing half his attention on Jusael while he went about other business. He didn’t much enjoy watching a vampire cosplayer and matching court, but it at least gave Callum time to put together a plan of action.
“Set it up for tomorrow,” Callum told Lucy, rubbing at his eyes to try and ease the faint headache from straining to read everything in a thousand-foot radius. “Shifters and mages for backup, and Felicia in case there’s a fae thing we need to deal with. Hopefully we won’t need any of them, but better safe than sorry.”
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In case you don’t know, Tanaka Koji is the billionair heir and infamous playboy of the Tanaka Dynastyyy. They say his family’s worth at least four-hundred biiiillioooon and theyyy donnn’t skimp on SEEEECUUURITYYY! Soooo….. what does daad think about allll this? “I want them stopped!” Tanaka senior comments as he shakes a fist. “I am putting up a five-hundred million dollar reward for anyone who supplies information leading to the capture or death of those two thugs!” Weeell, there you have it, folks! Straight from the uuunicorn’s mouth! Again! that’s a whopping five-hundred million dollar reward for any tips that lead to the capture or death of those pesky thieves, Maaax and Staaaaxx! Any tips of information can be sent via public or in-home holo net devices by going to the page displayed—and don’t forget to— Staxx shut off the holo screen. “May called. She wants us to do another job. Tonight.” “You know we can’t. We got another one of our high and mighty overlords to visit at his luxury penthouse.” “That’s what I told her, too.” “Then stop yapping and let’s kick some ass!” “You know, Max, for such a small guy, you’re really intense. Don’t you wanna have some fun?” “Oh… we’re gonna have some fun, Staxx. We’re gonna have some fun...” * * * Hussy (Anarcho, #2) Max and Staxx board the ultrafine space cruiser Chylaxium in an effort to kidnap Kelly Hess, the daughter of the rich—but not a douche—Hess, who wants his daughter returned to him after she ran off with Laiwyn Scorr, a known smuggler and murderer whose evidently using her for her magical abilities to get to her father. Unfortunately it remains to be seen whether the little hussy will come easily. “Max, are you sure about this one?” “You know it’s a favor to May, after what she had to pull to get us outta that Yates thing.” “I know, but… just because you like her doesn’t mean we have to say ‘yes.’” “Come on, Staxx, it’ll be fun.” “Do we get to shoot stuff?” “Definitely!” “What happened to us robbing banks on the six o’clock news?” “Don’t worry—we’ll get to that after we do this thing real quick.” “All right, I’m down.” “Sweet.” * The Landfill Lich (Anarcho, #3) With independent, though highly discredited, news sources siting a dangerous creature killing people on the edges of Life City, Max and Staxx—in their boredom, decide to take up the investigation. They quickly discover that they may be in way over their heads, and that the source of this “terrible monster” or whatever, is in fact due to the carelessness of a mega corp—of course—and headed by—you guessed it—the mages. “Man, I’m so bored! Sure this thing’s even real?” “The bodies are real.” “If the overlords are responsible for whatever’s goin’ on, then somebody’s getting tossed out another window.” “That’s what you always say.” “’Cause it’s the truth, Staxx” “Well let’s check it out and see what we find.” “Takin’ guns.” “Hells yes, Max.” * Rescue Operation (Anarcho, #4) After taking out a Strogaus science mage and the monster he had created, Max and Staxx attempt to contact May—their ally and handler. But for the first time ever, a different person answers their call, indicating an irregularity that bodes ill for not only May, but for them all. “Damn! I wanted to meet May, but…” “Not like this?” “Do you think she’s still alive?” “One way to find out, Max.” “Listen, if this has something to do with Strogaus and that science mage we fed to his own monster, we’re puttin’ these guys in the ground, Staxx.” “Then let’s lock and load.” * Dreams of Forever (Anarcho #5) Max, Staxx and May—three Anarchos—set out to find Lexa a body so that she too can fully become part of the team. But what begins as an innocent shopping trip, soon turns into a storm of bullets after the team realizes what Invera-Tech is really up to. “No way can we let this stand, guys.” “Not like we can’t end the overlord’s dreams of forever with a few bullets.” “Then let’s drop some hot lead on these wannabe gods.” “Hells yes!” “But what about my body?” “Don’t you worry your pretty little head about that, Lexa.” “Oh—okay!” “Now let’s tear shit up!”
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A Frog Out Of Water - Yu-Gi-Oh GX Self Insert
What does a guy do when he finds himself in the body of a random teenager in the world of one of his favorite hobbies? Well, in Phillip Jenson's case, realize that it's time to duel his way to the top in Duel Academy and dab on everyone with frogs. This is a hobby, updates will be sporadic and will drop whenever I have time/motivation to write. I hope you enjoy the froggy madness. P.S. Konami unban Colossus pls. Don't make me beg.
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Divine Imperium - Warlord of Takamagahara
On earth, a boy named Yamato Shigeru was minding his own business, playing truant and spending time at a sports club. One day, on his way back from the club, he stops by a park before he mysteriously vanishes. Next thing he knows, he is taken to the land of the Shinto gods and requested to fight to help protect earth. With the facts presented before him, he responds to the request, becoming the commander of his own faction to fight in another, chaotic world. His motivation, to prevent earth from being dragged into this world and being made a mess of, and… leaving his grey world behind. Read though his adventures and decisions he makes in this unforgiving and unforgettable new world, where he will fight every mystery and every common logic and build a faction that trembles the earth and heaven. Witness, the rise of the DIVINE IMPERIUM and the great warlord. Notes: - Tags and warnings to be updated as the story is written. - Updates maybe irregular. - Please point out any errors in writing you may find.
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[C]Seksa seorang isteri ✔ •Park Jimin•
Cerita ini mengisahkan seorang perempuan yang bernama Min Yoorin yang sudah menjadi isteri kepada seorang lelaki yang menjadi pasangan hidupnya iaitu Park Jimin.Perasaan benci dan dendam Jimin pada Yoorin tak pernah terpadam sejak Yoorin menjadi anak angkat keluarganya sejak mereka menemui Yoorin yang terbaring lemah di tengah jalan raya ketika waktu hujan pada waktu tengah malam.Jimin menyimpan perasan benci terhadap Yoorin kerana Yoorin adalah punca kematian ayahnya.Yoorin:Kenapa awak benci sangat dengan saya?Apa salah saya?Beritahu saya apa kesalahan yang telah saya buat sehingga menyebabkan awak terlalu bencikan saya?Jimin:Aku benci kau sebab KAULAH PUNCA AYAH AKU MATI!!!!DISEBABKAN KAU,AYAH AKU SANGGUP DERMA JANTUNG DIA KAT KAU HANYA GARA GARA KAU!!!DAN SEJAK KAU HADIR DALAM HIDUP KELUARGA KAMI,KELUARGA AKU TAK PERNAH LAYAN AKU MACAM ANAK DIAORANG SENDIRI!!!APA YANG KAU NAK,SEMUA KAU DAPAT.TAPI KALAU AKU MINTA,AKU TAK DAPAT.BILA AKU TANYA OMMA DAN APPA KENAPA OMMA DAN APPA TIDAK PEDULIKAN AKU,DIA CAKAP KAU PERLUKAN KASIH SAYANG SEBAB KAU TRAUMA DENGAN KISAH SILAM KAU!!!!!KAU HANYA PEMBAWA BALA DALAM KELUARGA AKU!!!!Namun lama kelamaan,Jimin sedar bahawa hatinya sudah terpaut kepada Yoorin.Jimin:BODOH!BODOH!BODOH!!!!KAU BODOH JIMIN!!!KAU BODOH!!!!!!ASAL PERASAAN BODOH NI HADIR DALAM HATI AKU!AKU BENCI PERASAAN NI!AKU BENCI KAU YOORINN!!!AKU BENCI DENGAN PERASAAN AKU NI!!!Yoorin:Selamat tinggal,Jimin.Semoga kau bertemu dengan jodoh awak.Mungkin sampai sini sahaja hubungan kita.Awak berhak Dapat isteri yang lebih baik dari saya.Halalkan makan dan minum saya dan ampuni dosa saya sepanjang hidup sayaMampukah Jimin dan Yoorin mempertahankan cinta mereka? sehingga akhir hayat mereka?Start:6/12/2019Finish:16/06/2020
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Melody of Time -Naruto-
My name is Harmony Kakureta Merodi and to say it simply; my life is screwed up. Just a couple of days ago I was on my way to fight in the war with my teammates/friends, but today, I'm some how a genin again, with a different squad, but that's not the kicker. My best friend, who just turns out to be the only person left on our squad that's alive, is now 13 years older than me! Fate must either really hate me or really love messing with my mind because along with that little fact and some other shit that happens later one I'm surprised I haven't gone insane yet! Well, isn't my life just lovely... Or filled with lovely madness.--------------------Completed, but still editing
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