We open to a conference room where all of the Beacon staff (plus Ironwood) are seated.

"Okay, so I don't think I should bring this up, buuuuuut... we're broke. We have literally zero lien." I show them his bank account with only zeros.

"Wait, I thought the Vale Council handled our budget." Professor Peach said.

"Everyone in the Vale Council died in the fall. Ozpin and myself are its only members." Glynda chimes in.

"And I kinda-sorta spent it all." I add sheepishly.

"Way to go, smartass." Raven said.

"Lay him off Raven, it's not like your any better with finances. Remember the time you brought twenty prostitutes into our hotel room?" Qrow asked.

Raven glares at her brother. "If I remember correctly, you were the one who bought those prostitutes using our mission budget."

Qrow chuckles. "Oh yeah, that was the best night of my life... minus the Herpes."

The entire room cringes at the last part.

"TMI dude." Roman gags.

"Anyways, Qrow's disgusting body aside we need to figure out a plan to get money. So," I clap my hands together "does anyone have any ideas?"

Everyone in the conference room went quiet as they thought of ideas.

"How about a girly calendar?" Roman inquired.

Dr. Oobleck adjusts his glasses. "Roman, a girly calendar simply isn't faceable. We only have three women on staff."

"Not if we use the students of course~" Roman adds causing everyone to look at him funny.

"So, your idea is basically drowning us in sexual harassment lawsuits, parental complaints, and possible life in prison?" James says sarcastically. "No wonder you're the #1 most wanted criminal on Remnant."

"Hey, screw you at least I'm helping!" Roman yelled.

Okay, okay, calm down Roman." I said.

Professor Lancer claps his hands. "Okay, hear me out... children."

"How the hell is that any better than the last one?" Dr. Tsume asked.

"Lancer, we told you not to bring your podophilic behavior into the board meeting." I told him.

"But, its so good~" Lancer moans.

I turn to Neo. "Neo, would you be a dear and castrate this man immediately?"

"Sir, yes sir!" Neo typed before pouncing at Lancer as he screams from getting castrated.

"Now, if we're done messing around," Everyone ignores the screams of agony in the background "does anyone here have some good ideas on how to bounce back from this?"

"I think I may have something in mind..." Port said.

"... for the record, I do not approve of this." I said.

"According to Peter, this is the quickest way to get money." Oobleck said holding a camera.

"But why are we dressed up as women?" I ask, revealing Roman and I in women's clothing.

"You both lost in rock, paper, scissors." Glynda said.

Roman huffs. "That game was rigged! I never lose!"

"Well, why not Qrow? He wore a dress once!" I point at Qrow drinking his flask.

Qrow gives me the finger.

"This is highly inappropriate for a headmaster of a huntsman academy!!!" James exclaims.

Qrow gets smacks. "Stop throwing your meat around, Jimmy

"Did you guys hear something?" Raven asked.

"What are you all doing in my house?" Everyone turns to see Tai and Summer with Zwei in her hands.

"We're shooting a video, Tai. Now get." Raven shoos them out.

"But this is my house!" Tai exclaims.

"Yeah well, I own half of the deed so I can do whatever I want. Besides, Summer already gave us permission." Raven refutes.

Tai turns to his wife clearly betrayed. "Summer!?"

"Look, we're a little short this month! I mean we're still paying for the medical bills from the last fiasco!" Summer exclaims.

"Which reminds me, how the hell did keep looping back and forth like that?" Raven asked.

"Don't ask." Tai groans.

"C'mon Tai, let's just go." Summer directs her husband back outside.

Zwei barks as he follows his two favorite humans.

"Alright, let's do this." Oobleck says and starts recording.

Everyone watches the video on DustTube with mixed reactions.

"Well, at least people seem to enjoy it. I mean look at all those views." I point to the views on screen.

"And all it took was our dignity." Roman groans in absolute agony.

"Well, it could have been much worse." Raven said.

"How?" Qrow asks.

"We would be dead." Raven replies.

Roman looks at me. "So, when are we getting the money?"

I arch an eyebrow. "Money? We're gonna get any money from this."

Roman's eye twitches. "What?"

"Yeah, we'll need to make more videos if we want any money. So, you better start practicing how to put on make up, Roman." I told him.

Neo claps in delight as Roman's face cringes into rage before he pounces and begins to strangle me.

"Hm... I should probably call Winter." James takes out his scroll and call Winter. "Hello Specialist. I hope everything has been running smoothly in my absence?"

"I was actually about to call you sir. You see, Penny... Penny has run away." Winter said but gets no response. "... sir?"

Ironwood:

Author Notes

That's right, I'm back.

So, Ozzy's current plan is to round up enough money to keep the lights on and he wants to use videos to do so.

There's no way nothing bad can happen.

Also Penny's run away... oh boy.

If you have any suggestions or ideas, don't hesitate to write them down. You can even put links of your favorite videos', too.

Peace~