《Tales of The Celestial Prince》Celestial Birthday XVII Goddess Shenanigans VII
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Resulting in both Aldra and Marjorie despite being against it eventually deciding as long as neither the young prince or Blair shows any sign of intoxication and was supervised by Noel while Marjorie checked up on the others it 'should' be fine?
Causing both to then adorably smile with excitement causing Satara to then gently shake her head and leaving after the arrival of both Noel, Selphie, and even Lilly having wanted to tag along.
Before then immediately noticing the Ophidian Bloodwine with distinct royal insignias and 'warnings' along with a 'loving' note with a strange kiss imprint.
[Anyone who touches this and who 'isn't' a baby celestial prince and my future consort or have express permission from such a baby consort will have their organs liquidated! If this is said baby consort, you're either a baby that could read..]
[Or you're now old enough and have yet to send me those memory crystals and letters! As punishment, activate my 'insignia' after you finish your glass! From your 'future' master The First Empress of The Ophidian Empire Klarine Serpa!]
Causing both Noel and Selphie who saw this to then adorably pout the most righteous pout in an adorable manner as all adorable Elf girls should!
Causing Lilly to then playfully laugh and Blair to then disgustingly look to the note with an adorably disgusted expression before then hesitantly shaking her head now knowing where this blood wine came from.
And hesitantly grabbing one of the five strange ophidian royal wine glasses the young prince left on the table causing the young prince to then happily give one to Noel as well having been shy to drink it alone with just Blair.
Surprising everyone causing Noel to then adorably nod having drunk Elfine's bloodwine several times causing Lilly to then playfully smile.
Before then finally opening the bottle and taking a glass herself causing the young prince to then happily nod and Selphie to then adorably pout even more not wanting to be left out especially since this was one of her celestial teddy bears first times!
Causing Lilly to then happily uncork the bottle and smelling the blood wine causing her eyes to then happily sparkle with pure happiness.
Having finally got the good stuff and several new drinking buddies before then calming down and pouring it into each of their glasses.
Starting with the young prince and ending with herself making sure to fill hers to the very top and giving the young prince slightly more than a 'half'.
Causing Selphie to then adorably frown and both Blair and the young prince to then adorably look to their glasses.
And to each other before then taking their first sibs surprising them having tasted just like a thicker, smoother, and slightly addictive red grape juice with little to no effects surprising everyone.
Causing Selphie and Noel to then finally take a sib surprising both and causing Lilly to then playfully smile before then being cut off.
"Don't tell me.. she wouldn't have sent my celestial teddy bear this of all things?! Aurel, Blair you shouldn't even drink a half of this awful, awful poison! It waits and when you least expect it! It-It'll overwhelm you all at once-"
Selphie panicky warned before then freezing after noticing both Blair's and her celestial teddy bear's glasses were already empty causing Lilly to then surprisingly giggle before then finally laughing.
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And both the young prince and Blair to then adorably hiccup while Noel had only drunk half of hers before then freezing herself causing Selphie to then adorably freeze even more before then being cut off once more.
Causing the young prince's body to then immediately burn all over and his brain to then immediately go numb along with his throat.
Before then adorably becoming teary after feeling his stomach was burning as well along with 'other' parts before then being cut off himself.
"That madwoman Empress Klarine spiked this incredibly rare vintage of bloodwine made of her own pure concentration of blood with her own weaker form of aphrodisiac venom! To think such an amazing bloodwine exists!"
Lilly playfully praised causing both Selphie and Noel to then freeze before then feeling it's effects.
Resulting in both choosing to suppress them however for Noel she was The Crown Princess of The Elves so she easily suppressed the venom and it's perverted effects.
However, Noel surprisingly didn't mind the 'other' effects from the wine itself since after all the venom and its 'effects' were the only 'real' issue.
And she hadn't even finished her glass which she now did surprising Selphie and causing Lilly to then proudly smile.
All the while the young prince tearily looked to Selphie, Noel, Blair, and Lilly with an adorably confused yet blushing expression.
As for Blair she surprisingly liked these effects however the aphrodisiac's effects were just there but she had both surprisingly and easily ignored them even if she was still a virgin! She still read novels!
And knew there was a time in place along with the fact she knew she was far too young for such things!
Leaving her happy especially after feeling her bloodline soar through the roof causing her to then enjoy herself and the refining of her blood before then noticing the young prince's expression.
Causing her to then playfully smile having now wanted to take 'advantage' and tease him especially now when he was weakest!
Before then playfully kissing both of the young prince's cheeks and ending with his lips surprising everyone causing the young prince to then adorably blush even more before then quickly pouting.
And pressing his lips against hers leading to a passionate kiss due to the young prince wanting to win whatever this was and to also get his mind off of whatever his body was feeling surprising everyone causing Lilly to then proudly nod with approval.
And Blair to then immediately become flushed by such a strangely passionate kiss.
Causing the young prince to then quickly retract his lips mid-kiss with an adorably guilty yet confused expression especially because the effects had now doubled and it seems it had made it worse.
Causing the young prince to then immediately hug Selphie causing her to then worriedly shake her head and Blair to then helplessly frown.
Having felt their kiss felt 'unfinished' before then shaking her head, especially since the young prince was a boy and its effects might be different?
Causing Selphie to then reassuringly hug the young prince causing Noel to then happily do the same before then being cut off herself.
"I'm so sorry my celestial teddy bear! Had I known she'd spike it I wouldn't have let you drink it! Everything's going to be ok, my sweetest celestial teddy bear!"
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Selphie adorably reassured causing the young prince to then adorably become even tearier.
Before then looking to Noel with an adorably teary yet blushing expression before then kissing her cheek as well surprising both her and Selphie before then being cut off.
"I-I can't wait to marry Noel! Molly will be first Fiance when Aurel loses! An-And Aurel made a list like daddy!"
The young prince lovingly confessed with an adorably happy yet blushing expression surprising Noel causing her heart to then happily explode.
And the young prince to then happily pull out an extravagant inscription scroll and ink before then using the crystal pen to then happily write a list like his daddy's!
Surprising everyone causing Selphie to then freeze having remembered Bradley's list before then being cut off after reading the names.
[First Fiance will be Molly but it's a secret! Marry Rory and Elisabet, Stella and Iris since mommies said both are twins and twins count as one! Then Noel, Molly, Sura, and Tum! Tum because Aurel's gut said so! And Consorts are Blair, Lilyana, and Garnet and Ginger because gut said so too!]
[Garnet and Ginger are twins and twins count as one! Six marry and three consorts! One more to marry and two more consorts! Seven and Seven is better but bully Silas said five! Forever partners don't count! Ada, and Iva are forever partners!]
[Remember to send bathing suit memory crystals to bully Klarine and use insignia right now like bully asked!]
The young prince adorably wrote surprising everyone causing Blair to then surprising nod having felt content and Noel to then happily smile having felt loved since the young prince couldn't wait to marry her while Lilly proudly nodded with approval!
Both Garnet and Ginger were gems! So much so that Lilly did something she would've never thought of doing and even sent a mental message to Silas to hook them up surprising him especially since Lily explained it to him?
Apparently, she had drunk plenty then enough to simply ignore their bad blood causing him to then playfully shake his head.
However after remembering they were twins and had a crush on the young prince, the fact that they were Blood Elves caused him to then happily nod with approval.
Wherever he was before then sending a mental message back causing Lilly to then happily nod.
As for Selphie, she felt the same gut feeling her celestial teddy bear had mentioned with Tum which surprisingly made sense, especially when thinking about The Sea Elves and their fixation and fantasies about The Elves.
Resulting in their only major trading partners being The Elves and several Elf Races that they had been deemed 'pure' and trustworthy.
All the while only doing 'some' trade with The Ophidian Empire and Draconian Empire as for everyone else it was quite rare.
Due to them being quite picky, it could be said they had only sent envoys to The Kingdom of The Celestial Vale for Aldra and her children due to her being the former Crown Princess of The Elves and surprisingly an idol to many young Elf Girls.
However, The Kingdom of The Elves despite the fond relationship they have with The Sea Elves don't always meet eye to eye especially when a normal Elf Girl fell in love with a Celestial Human.
And they had a child and when their child visited The Sea Elves as a diplomatic envoy decades earlier, despite his appearance being that of a Male Elf teen he was harassed and refused entry due to several individuals believing he was a waste of 'holy' bloodline.
And didn't deserve or have the right to the same respect as other Elves, surprising both the envoy and The Elves and many, 'many' angry High Elves who had witnessed such disgusting treatment to their cousin of both races!
Resulting in both The Kingdom of The Elves recalling all their ambassadors and envoys along with stopping all trade between both kingdoms.
Before then ultimately shunning them and looking to them out of disappointment, destroying the morale of many Sea Elf Royals having relied on such approval.
Causing The High Elves who had decided to force the issue even more to then kill the aggressors and 'almost' destroyed each of their families and anyone connected to them before then both literally and ultimately blockading The Kingdom of The Sea Elves.
Viewing them as arrogant Pig Elves despite many Sea Elves never holding such hate! Resulting in many riots and zero tolerance for such ignorant fools and their families if they had decided to show any form of prejudice to their fellow Elves.
And apparently, even Celestial Humans due to the High Elves mainly being both upset and making the point that 'both' of their cousins had been insulted.
And even degraded for being mixed! Meaning the same applied to them for being both Elves and having celestial blood?!
Meaning despite them being 'fellow' Elves The High Elves refused to tolerate such things from anyone resulting in anyone insulting their cousins based on their mixed bloodline incurring the wrath of The High Elves!
Viewing them as their cousins in all regard and would immediately turn their back on the aggressor even if they were a fellow Elf for the principle alone resulting in after the turmoil was resolved.
Both The Elves and High Elves along with several other Elf Races still having have viewed The Sea Elves as punished children even now.
However many chose to heal old wounds and since no real Sea Elf Royal has ever displayed or supported such behavior meaning the royals were immune to such treatment!
Causing Selphie to then helplessly nod having both reminisced and remembered such embarrassing things all the while the young prince adorably squirmed before then slowly remembering something himself.
Before then adorably giving both Selphie and Noel pecks on the lips and trying his best to walk back to his seat with the help of Blair.
Before then finally sitting down and taking out Empress Klarine's Insignia and immediately activating it having no longer felt fear or anything else but fiery everything!
Surprising everyone before then being cut off causing a screen to then immediately appear as if waiting forever for this moment!
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