I am writing this chapter before my impending death.

Wow, what an opener.

Yeah, uh, my mom saw my sketch book... not my one for art class but my personal one, and so I think we all know how that went. Shout out to my little sister for retrieving my sketchbook and informing me of the situation.

Before you say I'm being dramatic, she literally said my mom would not allow for her to see some pages, so that explains it a bit. Look... nobody is nude, but clothes are hard, man! So many undies were involved.

Not only that, but I am also notorious for my shitty handwriting. Unfortunately, I decided to work on that and so my silly little notes that I wrote when things don't or do go my way ("ugly ass bitch" and "oh my god, i want to bend him over" respectfully)

Oh yeah, lots and lots of swear words... I am not allowed to say swear words... I read, write, and say swear words...

The first page is literally captioned "Boys Kissing! (Real no clickbait!!!)" And also... "Buff Banana Man" and, oh my all-time favorites "I Love Woman", "I Love Woman 2", and "Tiddies"

So in short, I'm dead, very scared my parents are gonna go through my phone and yeah!

My smut-shots hiding in my drafts are quivering, my tik tok is shaking, and the entirety of my wattpad's timbers have been shivered! I am literally sweating and crying as I wrote this. I am so ashamed

AND HOLY FUCK MY TEXTS WITH MY FRIENDS

MY SAMSUNG NITES DIARY!?!?!? MY SCREENSHOTS IH FUCK OH FUCK

^My live reaction to realizing just how screwed i am^

Though, I do tend to over think a lot sk I will update as soon as I'm in the clear.

That won't be for a few hours, thankfully if things do go south, because friends are over! But I still have to eat dinner... maybe I just won't. Look, I don't know but I might be totally butt fucked you guys I am so sorry

(Not that I'm active anyways lmao)

Please keep me in your prayers :')) /hj