《Alexa Demie Oneshots》Always Be A Fan
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Alexa's View
"Did you hear the news?" Zendaya asks.
"What news?" I ask.
"Chloe says she wants to marry Y/n and take her last name." Zendaya says.
"Are you serious?" I ask.
"So serious." Zendaya says.
"She's only doing that because that's the only way people will know who she is. The only reason people know who she is now is because her brothers are famous." I say.
I know you're jealous
That I can make my name without a man
"Her brothers don't even want anything to do with her." I say.
"There's no way Y/n is actually gonna marry her." Zendaya says.
"Y/n wants me back, she's made that clear. All Chloe does is copy me, it's the next best thing." I say.
It's like you have a fetish
For copying me any way you can
From the shows, to the clothes,
To the quotes, to the boyfriend
"She's really only with Y/n for money." I say.
You can take his cash
"Obviously she's not spending it correctly because she can't even get my style right." I say.
But you're still the cheaper version
Zendaya laughs and I smile.
Time Skip; Y/n's View
You can make believe that you're the bigger person
Pretend you're not talking shit online with your friends
Tweets and receipts won't stay behind the curtain
"Do you miss Alexa?" Chloe asks.
"What?" I ask.
"Do you miss her?" Chloe asks.
I sigh and shake my head.
"I need you to say it." Chloe says.
"No." I say lying.
"Good." Chloe says.
Chloe smiles and kisses me.
You think you won 'cause you got the man
Chloe will never be Alexa and Alexa is all I want.
But honey, you'll always be a fan
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She's the next best thing and she isn't even the best.
You'll always be a fan
I'm miserable with Chloe. It's like she can't keep Alexa's name out of her mouth. Alexa this, Alexa that, did you know Alexa — I can't take it.
You'll always be a fan
I know Alexa cares but she won't fight fire with fire. That's not who she is. And everyone knows it's Chloe's twitter account no matter how much she denies it.
Kill 'em with kindness,
The truth always comes to light
I didn't even start feeling miserable until Chloe started getting "exposed." I think I was genuinely falling in love with her, now it's like perfect timing. If saved me from making a mistake.
No need for trying
When God's timing is always right'
Right?
"I forgot to go to my parent's house." I say getting up.
"I can come—" She says.
"No! I mean, it's just gonna be a quick visit." I say.
"Oh okay." She says.
"Just know my ring size is a 5." She says.
I sigh and leave.
20 minutes later...
I knock on the door and it opens.
"Hey." I say.
"Hey." Alexa says.
"I'm so fucking sorry and I miss you so much. I am so miserable and—" I say.
Alexa hugs me and I smile.
"She's obsessed with me." I say as Alexa lets me in.
"I know." Alexa says.
"More than you know. Her brother told me she's been crushing on me since 2008 and I was 17 in 2008!" I say.
Why don't you calm down
You can't help it, you're obsessed
"Just break up with her." Alexa says.
Who's the bad liar now?
What did you expect?
"And you'll get back off together with me?" I ask.
You can make believe that you're the bigger person
Pretend you're not talking shit online with your friends
"Eh, maybe." Alexa says.
Tweets and receipts won't stay behind the curtain
"I'll take it." I say.
You think you won 'cause you got the man
She smiles and we hug.
But honey, you'll always be a fan
She kisses me and I smile.
You'll always be a fan
You'll always be a fan
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