tw drinking and vomiting

cant be bothered to read over this so its kinda shit.

fast forward a couple hours and i am completely shitfaced.

turns out im a complete lightweight and the rest of the adults are only slightly tipsy or unbothered. i gave my phone to scarlett so i didnt post anything that would spoil the movie or even embarrass me more than the photos online already.

i guess the world just wasnt ready for my grinch pajama shopping run. anyway i walked over to the fridge to grab another drink when chris walked up to me.

"maybe you should slow down a bit" he laughed attempting to get me to drink water.

"me neverrrr, im as fast as lightning look" after that i grabbed drink and ran as fast as my drunk self could. i ran all the way outside to where music was playing and the adults were chilling. lizzie, scarlett and hemsworth were having a drinking game so i walked over to them drinking the drink as if it water.

"mother is motheringggg" i whispered to rdj as lizzie was winning the game.

"your mother is motheringgg sure. is that what kids say nowadays" rdj sipped his drink as i dramatically nodded. walking or rather wabbling over to renner who was by the pool talking to tom.

"you go for a swiim" i said attempting to push him in but i just fell over my own feet and fell headfirst into the pool. chris who was walking over conveniently at the same time quite literally bent down grabbed my foot and lifted me from the pool. he plopped me down on the pool chair and i looked up to the sky like i had just been birthed.

some guy asked me if i was okay i dont know what one probably mark so i just walked to where lizzie and scarlet were finishing their game and drunk some vodka. IT BURNED. i think thats like my 5th or 6th drink of the night.

the other drinks ive had before thats why i drunk them easily but vodka. damn

lizzies pov

y/n was completely drunk at this point it was quite funny to watch she was going to have such a hang over tomorrow. but im about to cut her off before she can get alcohol poisoning. i hear a splash and look over to see y/n getting hoisted out of the pool like she was fresh into this world. shes a weird child jeez.

anyway she walked over to us taking a sip of vodka me and scarlett were playing a drinking game with, completely unfazed by her drenched clothes. "okay your done" i said taking the bottle off her. i could tell this wasnt the first time she drunk but she needs to slow down. shes still only 16

"mmm am i tho" she argued scrunching up her face. i nodded putting my hands on my hips and tilting my head to the side. the teen looked at me offended before shrugging. not even 2 seconds later she was running to the bushes

i rushed after her holding her wet hair back as all she was doing was gagging. nothing came out it was like she was stopping herself from being sick. "fuck me " she groaned wiping her mouth with her shirt once the reflex was done. before plopping herself down on the ground her legs infront of her, hands rested on her knees.

and then she started crying?? "god she is so much like me when i was in collage. accept i was always high." i whispered to scarlett who came over next to me. she whacked my arm a motherly stare in her eyes. i rolled my eyes sitting down next to my daughter as she continued crying.

"my parents are mean" she pouted playing with the grass infront of her. "why are doritos squares" she cries again looking over to me.

"sweetheart their triangles" i informed her tying her hair back loosely incase she threw up again.

"even worse!!"

"here have some water hun" scarlett handed the girl water.

"this is tequila, we loveee tequila" she chugged it before sharing "i was stabbed when i was 9"

for the next 30 minutes as we tried to get y/n inside and in dry clothes before she got a cold...again she had gone from saying the randomest things to suddenly sharing something about her childhood.

then all of a sudden she dramatically gasped. scarlett and i turned to her seeing as we had finally got her off the floor and there was only a couple more steps until the side door we were confused.

"what if i can do a backflip" she said putting her glass of water on the grass very delicately. and lining herself up to make sure she didn't hit anyone

"y/n no" i warned. "your drunk stop" but before i could say the second sentence she did the backflip effortlessly but as she landed she stumbled backwards. i lept forward and grabbed her arm before she fell into the pool again and using the same arm bent down to lay her across my shoulders.

i look over to scarlett who was filming this she probably filmed the backflip too. i walk over to the door where tom noticed and opened the door for us. "oi spider man" i heard y/n whisper very loudly.

"yes y/n" he whispered back

"cheese" she nodded repeatedly

"cheese" he nodded back. once we were inside i set y/n on the floor again. it didnt take much convincing to get her to go upstairs, all i had to say was narnia was up there and she flew up those stairs so fast.

but when i got up there she had her head hung over the nearest toilet.

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"lesson learned" i asked once she had gotten changed and into bed, i sat next to her on the edge of the bed running a hand through her hair. her pup was sleeping in its bed beside her as it was nearing 1am. i had put a bottle of water and some panadol next to her bed for when she wakes up.

"mhm, 4 drinks max, 3 if i have vodka" she said with a smirk but i just raised my eyebrows. she smiled scrunching up her nose. "but thank you, this really was the best birthday, different than any others i have to admit"

"i hope it was a good different" i smiled kissing her head before saying goodnight.

y/ns pov

i dont understand why i feel more sober right now but i just hope the hang over wont be to bad when i wake up.