《Taming The Bad Boy》127.
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Now that we're walking back to the cabin, I'm officially nervous.
And it's because I know how crazy these fucking girls really are.
What made me even more nervous is the fact that Cody handed me a fake ID when we left dinner and told me he was under strict orders from my sister.
I however, am still fucking mad at Milly.
"So, before we get to this cabin, are we ready for intervention # 2?" Carter looked at all the guys.
What the fuck is up with all the interventions today.
"Great, who is this one for?" I rolled my eyes.
And then Carter and Connor smacked Kalum right in the back of his head.
"God what!" He yelled.
"You're fucking dumb." Ryan nodded.
"Please, please tell me how I'm dumb when I'm not the one beating my dick raw or with a fucked up relationship." He shook his head.
"Wow, he really just came for all our necks." Mason nodded.
"How the fuck can't you tell by now that Havannah is trying to sleep with you." Ryan shook his head.
He choked back a laugh. "You guys are joking right?"
"If I hear someone scream the phrase 'slut her out' one more time I'm going to punch someone. No, we're not joking." Mason shook his head.
"No, I mean do you guys really think I don't already know that." He laughed. "I've known that for a week now."
"Really?" Carter scrunched his face.
"Uh hello, do you not remember she went to a sleep over last weekend at Abby's with Sienna and Kallie?" He shook his head. "They were drinking adult capri suns?"
"Well, yeah, I got a whole lot of I lurb you texts and they prank called me 6 times." Ryan rolled his eyes.
"Well, after the maybe 8th capri sun, I got a very provocative snap chat from Havannah telling me she wants to ride my face while I choke her."
"Bitch have you really been acting clueless." Connor laughed.
"Yes, I have been acting clueless. It's funny watching her try to be subtle. She wants to do big girl things, she's going to use her big girl words. All she has to do is tell me what she wants and I'll gladly do it for her." He laughed.
"Big girl things?" Cody shook his head.
"Oh yeah, this morning she asked if a certain set of lingerie said 'all I know how to do is take pictures?' or 'I'm a slut, make me call you daddy while I run my fingers all over your tattoos and you choke me with your chain on.' Then proceeded to tell me I'm pretty much vanilla in bed which is not fucking true." Ryan nodded.
"I missed the vanilla part." I nodded.
"Because Milly said she had the same one in red, and you ran to the bathroom to use more lotion." Mason rolled his eyes.
"Look, all I'm saying if she TELLS me to, I will tie her up WITH my chain and make her call me daddy WHILE choking her ON a runway in the middle of Miami. I have no shame in my game what so ever and I am about that life." Kalum nodded.
"You are a fucking whore." Mason shook his head.
"Yes, yes I am, would you like references to corroborate that fact?" Kalum shrugged.
"He already has one." Ryan laughed.
Mason pursed his lips, folded his hands and looked at Ryan. "Do you really want to play this game. As he is standing right here." He nodded toward Carter. "You vanilla ass bitch."
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Ryan's jaw just dropped, and he looked at Connor.
Connor just choked back a laugh.
"What is you guys favorite place you've had sex?" He looked at all the older guys.
"My roof under the stars." Mason nodded.
"On the soccer field." Connor smiled. "With her bent over a soccer ball for pressure on her stomach." He nodded.
"Definitely the look out in the spring with all the peepers." Ryan smiled.
"My weight bench looking in a mirror." Carter nodded. "On Halloween."
Ryan just looked at him.
"Don't come for my Mason." He shook his head.
"Ha!" Mason yelled.
"A hotel room in State College." Kalum smiled.
Mason just glared at him.
"Don't come for my Ryan." Kalum shrugged.
"You look like you sell coke in State College." Mason nodded.
"I do not look like a fucking drug dealer!" Kalum yelled.
We all just looked at him.
"Do I really look like a drug dealer?" Kalum looked at all of us.
"I mean, a very hot jacked drug dealer." Cody nodded. "It has its perks. If you want the good weed." He scrunched his face as we walked up the cabin steps.
"You better not be smoking weed." Josh shook his head.
"No, I'm not." Cody kissed his cheek.
"Do I look like a drug dealer?" Kalum crossed his arms.
Josh just looked at all of us. "He seriously doesn't realize that?"
"Oh my god. I look like a fucking drug dealer."
"I mean, if it counts, you're the nicest drug dealer I've ever met." Josh shrugged.
"Alright, to topic at hand." Ryan shook his head. "Josh why the fuck are you wearing a suit."
"Oh!" Josh jumped and crossed his hands in front of him. "I need to see some I.D's."
"What?" I scrunched my face.
"The fake I.D Oaken." He groaned through gritted teeth. "Give the I.D."
"Oh." I raised my eyebrows and grabbed my wallet. "OK? Why the fuck am I scared right now."
He looked it over and handed it back, then looked at Cody. "I'll give you a pass if you come see me later." He winked.
"You want to tell us what the fuck is going on?" Mason shook his head.
"No, I want to see the I.D's." He nodded.
"You know we're all 18." Carter nodded.
"HE NEEDS THE FULL EXPERIENCE!" Josh yelled.
"Jesus Christ." Connor jumped and pulled his I.D out. "God."
They all gave him their I.D's, and tell me why this kid just started handing out wads of monopoly money.
"Are we having a poker night?" Carter shook his head.
"Oh no. Much better." Josh nodded. "Welcome." Josh slowly opened the cabin door. "To Snow Bunnies." He motioned us in.
We all walked in, and there's literally a runway down the center of the living room, LED's and strobe lights everywhere, a little bar set up at the kitchen counter, and all the girls standing around a stripper pole in robes.
"Oh my god." Connor laughed. "What the fuck."
"Well, we knew there was no chance of you getting into an actual strip club. And this is what guys do when the go through a break up, right? They go to a strip club with their friends?" Olivia smiled.
"Holy shit." Carter shook his head. "You guys really turned this place in to a strip club?"
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"We did." Abby nodded.
My jaw was literally on the floor, and then my face turned sour because I looked at Olivia.
"I'm bar tending you stupid fuck." She nodded.
"Oh thank god." Connor let out a sigh of relief.
"But, your lovely ladies for the evening." She motioned to all the girls.
"Well, this explains the lingerie." Mason nodded. "I'm a little disappointed though." He pouted.
"It's not about you, bitch." Sienna shook her head.
"This is actually pretty dope though." Kalum nodded.
"You would know, drug dealer." Carter laughed.
"He is not a drug dealer. If anything, he's a scary MC President that they write about in dirty books that put people in door swings." Havannah smiled.
"What's a door swing?" Kalum shook his head.
Ryan choked back a laugh. "Dear god." He shook his head. "Seriously, this is amazing."
"Well, we're happy you think so." Maylee nodded. "But, it's up to the man of the weekend to decide that."
I just looked around the living room, and for the first time in a week, I smiled.
I looked at the girls and pouted. "You love me."
"Of course, we do Oak Tree." Sienna smiled.
"So, you boys head on over to the bar, while Josh syncs up the music." Olivia smiled.
The girls started running around as we headed over, but I pretty much knocked Milly to the floor, which, now I'm fucking mad again.
"You alright?" I helped her back to her feet.
"Yup." She nodded.
I cleared my throat and crossed my arms. "Anything you want to tell me?"
"Nope." She shook her head.
I pursed my lips and nodded. "OK. So earlier, you asked me why I told you to go out with Andy."
"Mhm." She nodded.
"I have your answer."
"Lets hear it."
"Well, you obviously already know." I nodded. "So, how about, why didn't you tell me?" I raised my eyebrows.
Her jaw dropped slightly.
"Yeah, that's what I thought. Pot meet kettle." I shifted to the side and walked over to the bar.
"Well." Olivia smiled.
"I can't believe you guys really did this for me." I shook my head. "Seriously, thank you." I nodded.
She set a shot glass in front of me and a red solo cup. "We just want you to have some fun." She smiled and started pouring.
"Is Milly really going to do this with how her and I are right now?" I pursed my lips.
"She is." She nodded. "For her it's not about how she's feeling. All she cares about how you're feeling, so she's sucking it up." Take that." She pointed at the shot glass.
"What is it." I scrunched my face.
"Uhhhh." She shook her head. "You don't want to know."
"Am I going to die?"
She pursed her lips and just put a cup of limes in front of me.
I heard a sigh from behind me and a hand on my shoulder. "Pour me one too baby." Mason sighed.
"So this is the kind of night we're having." She nodded and put up another shot glass.
"Yeah I guess so." He nodded. "I'm not about to let you feed your brother tequila alone when none of them are going to do it with him."
"Nope!" The rest of the boys yelled.
She smiled after pouring.
"You are not tying me anywhere, nothing goes near my ass, and you are not gagging me." He shook his head.
"Come on, just let me-"
"No." He picked up the shot glass. "Salt. And I can't believe I'm saying this." He closed his eyes and sighed. "Mil!"
"What?" I raised my eyebrows.
"If you're doing this, you're going to do it in a way that will make it seem worth it while your throat is screaming." He grabbed Olivia's hand and pulled her around the counter.
"Yes?" Milly walked over.
"I don't care what's going on. You came here for him, you're going to be a bad ass right?"
"Always." She nodded.
"Then, put this lime in your mouth, and salt on your wrist."
"Mason I know how to take tequila." She rolled her eyes.
"Alright." He pulled Olivia in front of him as she put salt on her wrist and put a lime in her mouth fruit out. "So, what you're going to do is lick the salt, take the shot, bite the lime."
"It's in her mouth?" I scrunched my face.
"Welcome to typical teenage life, you better get used to it if you're going to be a star athlete. Parties are about to be a thing for you. Just, watch."
He set Olivia on top of the counter, grabbed his shot glass, and her hand.
He licked her wrist, took this shot, and then basically kissed my sister to bite this lime.
He pulled away, shuddered, and gagged. "God. Fuck." He scrunched his face.
"Oh god. I don't want to do this."
Mostly because even though I'm mad, I don't think I'll be able to handle my mouth anywhere on Milly.
"Oh is someone scared of a little tequila?" Abby pouted.
"I'm not scared." I shook my head.
"Then do the shot Oak." Connor laughed.
"This is peer pressure." I nodded.
"Come on." Ryan grabbed Abby's hand. "I'll do it with you."
Olivia walked around the bar and poured another.
"Lift her up on to the counter." Ryan picked Abby up and set her in front of him.
I sighed and looked at Milly. "You're OK with it?"
She nodded.
I took a deep breath, grabbed her waist, and lifted her up on to the counter.
Abby put salt on her wrist and handed the shaker to Milly.
She shook some on to her wrist and they both put a lime in their mouths.
"Alright. Grab her hand." Ryan grabbed Abby's hand.
I sighed and grabbed Milly's hand.
"Shot glass." Ryan nodded.
We both grabbed our shot glasses.
"Now lick." He licked Abby's wrist.
And, I licked Milly's.
"Now take the shot, and quickly grab the lime before you throw up." Ryan nodded. "Count of 3."
I nodded.
"1."
I cleared my throat and looked at Milly.
"Hold your breath." She whispered.
"2."
I held my breath.
"3."
We both took our shots, and I feel like my esophagus is burning as I grab the back of Milly's neck and bit down on this lime in her mouth and suck the juice out.
I shuddered and just leaned forward with my head in her lap, basically coughing up my lung.
She pat my back and rubbed my shoulder.
"Oh my god." Ryan groaned. "No more." He gagged.
I picked my head up and looked at Milly.
"Your face is red." She laughed. "And you're crying." She wiped my face.
"Oh that sucks." I shook my head.
"But you did it." Kalum, Carter and Connor clapped.
"Wait until you have to do it as an actual body shot without throwing up on someone's stomach." Mason nodded.
"It's not that bad." Milly shook her head.
"What, a body shot?" Ryan scrunched his face.
"Yes, a body shot." She rolled her eyes.
"Do one then you little shit talker." Kalum crossed his arms.
"Go sell some heroine." She smiled.
"Jesus Christ." He sighed.
"Mil?" Olivia put a shot glass on the bar. "Putting your money where your mouth is?"
"Oh absolutely. Since apparently 18 year old dudes have a problem being men about tequila."
"I love you." Maylee laughed.
"Oaken, get up, lay on the bar and take your shirt off." Milly jumped down.
"Wait, what!"
"Body shot." Mason nodded.
I sighed, jumped up, and took my shirt off.
"Now lay down." Olivia grabbed my shoulders and laid me back.
Milly climbed back up on the counter and sat on my legs.
But then she shook salt from the waist line of my jeans and trailed it up to my belly button.
"Lime in your mouth, hold the shot glass on your belly button." Abby choked back a laugh.
"There's no way people actually do this." I shook my head as Olivia set a full shot on my stomach.
"Oaken, people do this all the time." Mason nodded.
"You just lay there and let her do the work." Kalum nodded.
"Can safely say I've never done it." Carter shook his head.
"Because you're a bitch." Maylee nodded.
Carter just looked at her. "Listen you fucking serial killer, I will shove a whole lime down your throat."
"Because that's going to bother me." She rolled her eyes. "I've taken you the whole way in my throat."
"Ooop." Connor laughed.
"Oh I fucking love you." Sienna laughed.
Carter pursed his lips and nodded. "Back to this body shot, Milly."
She leaned forward and put the lime in my mouth. "Just stay still." She nodded. "Mason, I recommend-"
"Yeah, I'm going to the bathroom." He nodded and walked down the hall.
Mother fucker, I need to go to the bathroom.
This girl is sitting on top of me looking like she wants to murder me, and her red hair is all up in a curly cute bun with the tendrils in her face, and the silk robe knowing the red set is underneath.
Fuck what did I get myself in to.
"He's going to poke her in the throat." Cody nodded.
"Shut up." I mumbled with this lime in my mouth.
My shit has been tucked in my waist band all day, he's not going anywhere.
She leaned down, and she licked the trail of salt up to my belly button, wrapped her mouth around this shot glass, tipped her head back and I have no clue how she didn't throw up when she dropped it in to her hands, and then she straddled my waist, leaned down, bit in to this lime, and sucked.
But then she maneuvered the lime out, it fell on to the counter, and her lips were now pressed on to mine.
He's awake!
He's awake now!
She licked my bottom lip and now it's roaring and ready, and my hands are on Milly's ass.
"Oh." Olivia cleared her throat. "That is uh, that is not part of a body shot." She shook her head as Milly pulled away.
Milly leaned back down. "You, could've said something too. Those who live in glass houses, shouldn't throw stones." She rolled off me and stood on the floor.
And I just stared at her wide eyed.
"Josh! We ready?"
"Yeah Mil." He laughed. "We're good."
What in the hell just happened.
I was fine.
But now I'm pissed again.
She could've said something!
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