《td texting》Your such a susinator
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Cody: one thing about me im the baddest alive
Noah:Stfu
Geoff: guys can we have another sleepover
Geof: And cody if we do dont kys this time
Cody: ill try🤪
Duncan: bet i would come
Dj: same!
Tyler: sure me too
Trent: k same
Lindsay: Coco cream I have a question
Heather: who tf is coco cream💀
Lindsay: The one with brown hair that santa loved
Heather: santa? sierra?
Heather: LMFAO SHES TALKING ABOUT CODY
Cody: what lindsay
Lindsay: When bethany pushed you in the water when u got elimated during the challenge we all slammed heather with the paintball guns
Lindsay: How are you still alive..
Lindsay: Because yk you were in a wheely chair thingy and you sunk
Cody: lindsay if im being honest i dont remember
Duncan: i loved that episode didnt u guys
Courtney: yeah sure
Heather: No
Beth: because i beat your ass! uwu! :3
leshawna: man whatdahellkklll 💀
tyler: its slick back season
noah: its shut up season
bridgette: do you guys ever watch one episode from like world tour or something and get nostalgic 🥰
duncan: yeah about getting tortured
duncan: grreaat timees
noah: i loved the time he shoved us out of a plane in the sky and made us sing at the same time right when we were falling
noah: so nostalgic 💕
sierra: break your heart and chew it up and spit it out and then step on it and throw it in a sewer call it names and then laugh 😔
cody: sierra that was forever ago what
cody: why are you mad
sierra: im not! just remembering the times!! #LOL #LMAO!
noah: 😄..
lindsay: right! LMAO! I get so nostalgic when i watch tour world, i always see jalapeno!
alejandro: 😐
leshawna: 'Idc about anything or anyone' arc
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gwen: 😭
zoey: oh
beverly(b): side EYE
heather: help who even are you? 😭
mike: thats beverly!
noah: lol! shut up!
cody: why so mean
noah: they irrelevant
cody: ur irrelevant
noah: no im not
Lindsay: #smashthatpussy
leshawna: girl bye
leshawna: enough is enough
gwen: GOODBYE
tyler: LINDSAY WTF
Duncan: 💀
heather: is she fr..
bridgette: HELLPOGJ WTF LINDS
dj: 🙁..
dj: lindsay what do you think that means
lindsay: Oh! sorry guys! That was the apple on my desk, I went to the bathroom and he typed that
trent: ..
Izzy: Haha relatable
Brick: u guys r weird
duncan: ok
Harold: then leave 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🔥🔥🔥🔥🥶🥶🥶🥶😈😈😈😈😎😈😈😈😎😎😎🔥🥶🤪🤪
Brick: No
Heather: Leave whore
Heather: I don't want this dumbass roti cast here
Heather: They're wannabe's
Leshawna: bro stfu and be nice for once
Heather: No
Leshawna: shut ur blood sucking crusty ass toes bald ass caillou looking ah eating owens bellybutton ah losing 1 million dollars in a volcano ah getting slapped the shit out of me ah golfball looking ah getting cursed out by lindsay in island ah up
Leshawna: I hope you fall off a roof and break your head open and then a bunch of birds take a shit on you and then I hope the wind blows you into the ocean and then a shark eats you but then spits you out for how nasty you were and then i hope chef comes across you and then puts you in his oven to die
Tyler: 😄...
all read at 2:33 pm.
Trent:
Tyler: I LIKE GIRLS🙁
Cody: thats what we all say
Gwen: 'we' ?
Courtney: there gay gwen
Geoff: LMFAO TYLER WTF
Alejandro: bro😭
Trent: i have more 🥰😘
Alejandro: Me too puta
Alejandro: suck my ass whore
Duncan: WHATDHAELLLLLKK
Duncan: WHAT DID I DO
Duncan: WTF
Duncan: TRENT U PUSSY
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Duncan: U LEFT
Duncan: UGH
Duncan: HES LEAVING ME TO BE TORTURED FOR WHAT
Duncan: I DIDNT DO ANYTHING
Courtney: STOP SPAMMING
Duncan: STOP BEING A BITCH
Bridgette: wtf r these mood swings
Noah: Why r u all so homophobic
Noah: Like for what
Noah: Straight people my god
Duncan: Gay people my god
Noah: dumbass cheating green haired smelly stinky ass long torso ass juvie ass piercing ass 2 inch dick ass mohawk ass people my god
Izzy: LMAOO
Cody: 😶
Harold: thank GOSH
Heather: Omfg harold shut up
Heather: you actually annoy me so much
Dj: sorry to disturb you heather
Noah: why would you do that
Noah: it's been so peaceful without them
Harold: i agree
Dj: Well bc i need everyones input 😓
Gwen: oh no what happened
Gwen: Which one died
Dj: more then one
Gwen: wait what i was joking😭
Bridgette: poor dj 😟
Geoff: so how many this time
Bridgette: Geoff wtf
Geoff: i mean im just asking
Geoff: he did say more then one died
Duncan: Please don't tell me one of them was penelope the possum 😭
Leshawna: HELP? 💀
Dj: duncan it was 😭
Dj: And marie the cat and tarrent goose 😢
Dj: Im so sad rn
Owen: can we cook them and eat it now
Heather: Noo fucking way 💀
Courtney: HELEPSDIJDIAKS
Lindsay: Holy fuckidooo Jd how do your pets keep dying
Tyler: fuckidoo?😟😟
Alejandro: whatdahelllllllllllll
Dj: lindsay i dont know 🙁
Trent: DJ.
Trent: PENELOPE THE POSSUM??????
Dj: 😔
Duncan: yes trent 💔
Trent: NOOOOOÒØOÖŒŒŒØŌÔOOOOOO
Sierra: going on the blog! 😘 #ImverysorryforyourlossDj
Courtney: SIERRA NO
Courtney: THAT IS SO WRONG
Cody: 😭
Sierra: omg! Dj! the most trending tags rn is #prayersfordj #prayersfordjandhispets #possums
Bridgette: atleast there contributing..?😟
Gwen: yeah def💀
Duncan: Shut up penelope was so nice
Noah: me to duncan:
Duncan: Zesty ah stance
Cody:😭
Noah: Cody stfu ur actually gay
Justin: oh
Sadie:HI JUSTIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Heather: where tf she come from
Heather: never chatted on this ever
Duncan: 'chatted'
Duncan: npc type 💀
Heather: what else am i supposed to say
Heather: Fucking green haired manslut
Duncan: "texted'' 😟??
Heather: Oh
Trent: alejandro
Trent: Like I said before
Trent: i have another pic
Alejandro: ok idfc
Trent:
Tyler: 😨..
Gwen: its true i saw it happen
Alejandro: gwen stfu 💀
Lindsay: What the fukc
Gwen: atleast she tried spelling it?
Tyler: lindsay i am straight the photo is photoshopped 😭
Heather: seriously lindsay shouldnt you know what photoshop is
Heather: Since u photoshop all of ur insta pics
Lindsay: YOU LYING LITTLE NO GOOD SELFISH MEAN FUCKIE BITCH OF A WHORE
Noah: um
Noah: ok
Noah: anyhoo
Noah: pop off ig?
Alejandro: Stfu 💀
Noah: Ok robot
noah: like bitch shut up
Alejandro: robot ?
noah: Are u dumb
noah: do you not have trauma from chris shoving you into a robot for a year?
Alejandro: ohhhh that
Alejandro: kinda 🥰
Noah: so done with u all fr..😶
Cody:
Cody: Justin?...
Justin: hi
Justin: WTF
Trent: heeeellllllll noooo
Courtney: MANNN SLUTTTT
Courtney: WHORRRREE
Justin: SHUT UP
Justin: U LITERALLY HAD A GREEN GOBLIN CHEAT ON U 💀
Justin: WITH A EMO
Justin:
Trent: WHY EVEN BRING HER AND DUNCAN INTO IT WTF
Cody: SHUTTUP TRENT ITS GETTING INTERESTING FOR ONCE
Dj: justin has moobs 😭
Justin: shut up b4 i sleep w ur mama
Dj: WTF
Geoff: LMFAOOO DJ
Dj: 😭😭😭😭😭
Harold: I love ice spice!🥰😘🫣😋😍
Noah: Ok?
Noah: I hate you all
Noah: Im in my baddie arc im blocking u all
Noah: buh bye
Justin: noah you look like this emoji 🗿
Leshawna: HSHSJJSDHJK
Cody: 😭
Duncan: bro? 💀
Harold:XD
courtney: pls and respectfully stfu
courtney: /j on the respectfully part
Harold: 😶
everyone read at 7:43 pm.
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