《BFB Voting Thingy》Episode 28: Dance Dance Disaster
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*The episode opens with Rocky, Cloudy and Balloony walking around* Rocky: Hmph!
Cloudy: I know, Rocky. I want to find my collection just as much as you do. But where would we even look?
Balloony: I mean, there's a few places we haven't looked. The Goiky Canal, Yoyle Mountain, Evil Canyon...
Cloudy: I don't remember putting it in any of those places, though.
*Spongy walks up to Balloony and Cloudy, noticing that they look confused* Spongy: Are you guys looking for something?
Cloudy: Yeah. My "gollection".
Spongy: I remember seeing the announcer take a pile of stuff earlier today, but I don't know if it was your collection or not.
Cloudy: Why would that speaker box have any reason to take my stuff?
Spongy: Just as lost as you are. But if I remember correctly, the elimination is going to start soon. So, it's probably in your best interest to go ask him then.
Cloudy: Okay, yeah, sure.
*DING!! It's time for Cake at Stake*
Announcer: Hey guys, are you ready for the elimination?
Stapy: Sure!
Woody: Wuh, whatever.
Cloudy: I have one question-
Announcer: Great. This time, we got 13 votes. The prize for this episode is an item from Cloudy's collection.
Cloudy: Huh? Hey!
Announcer: Stapy was the only one with 0 votes, so he gets a bowling ball!
Stapy: Epic! *Stapy barely catches the bowling ball* Good luck, Foldy.
Announcer: The next ones safe with just 1 vote are Tree, Rocky, and Woody. They all get shards of Cloudy's window.
Tree: Nice. I knew I wouldn't be out.
Rocky: Hmph! *Rocky eats his glass shard*
Woody: Huh? How does that even work...
Announcer: The next ones getting safety are Balloony and Black Hole, with 2 votes.
Balloony: Cool! *Balloony gets an egg* Huh?
Black Hole: What? *Black Hole's prize gets sucked inside of him* Whatever.
Balloony: Oh no! Cloudy!
Stapy: Oh no, Foldy!
Announcer: The bottom two are Foldy and Cloudy... Time to reveal the last one safe!
Cloudy: Ah, I see. I guess I haven't done enough for my team.
Foldy: Me! The bottom two! Blasphemous!
...
Woody: Who's the last one safe?
Announcer: That right goes to Cloudy, as he got two votes, compared to Foldy's four.
Cloudy: Oh, wow. I guess I get to stay another day. *Cloudy gets a flamethrower*
Foldy: What!! I can't be eliminated today! Stapy needs me!
Stapy: Foldy, it's alright. It's a miracle we both even got this far.
Foldy: But... Stapy... We don't even know how long it's going to be until we see each other again!
Stapy: I see that. But... please, Foldy. I know I'm going to see you again. I don't know where or when... but someday, we will be reunited!
Foldy: Thanks. I'll make sure I remember that, wherever I go!
Announcer: Are you two done now?
Foldy: I guess. Peace out Apples! *Foldy disappears*
Cloudy: No hard feelings, right Stapy?
Stapy: Nope! I'll continue on... even if it's gonna be really hard.
Rocky: Yay!
Black Hole: Welp, now that that's over, I say we leave!
Tree: Yeah, I agree. *The rest of the Apples leave*
Cloudy: Oh, yeah, Announcer. Can I have my collection back?
Announcer: Hm... No, no.
*Cloudy leaves* Cloudy: Whatever. This isn't the last you'll see from me.
Announcer: Was that supposed to be a threat?
*Meanwhile, in the main area* Pen: What do you guys think the next challenge is going to be?
Nickel: I don't really know.
Bubble: Well, I think this challenge should be more laid back, and calm!
Gelatin: Seriously! That paintball one was a doozy! We were running left and right!
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Spongy: Tell me about it.
Pen: You know, Starfruits, you guys seem like a cool team.
Bomby: It's cuz we are! We're the best team ever!
Pin: Yo, Pen. Who are you talking to?
Pen: These guys! They're pretty cool!
*Teardrop walks over and waves at Pin*
Pin: Ahah, I see. But, um, Pen, we should probably get going. I just don't want anything too crazy to happen.
Pen: What do you mean by "crazy"? These guys are chill. Nothing problematic here at all!
Match: Like, yeah! Nothing that could cause any sort of harm at all!
Pin: Whatever, stay with them. I don't really care. *Pin storms off without saying anything else, leaving Pen alone*
Ruby: Wow, she seems mean!
Bomby: It's a good thing she's not on OUR team.
Spongy: Yeah!
Pen: Well, guys, it was fun talking! But yeah, I should probably go, I guess. *Pen leaves, leaving the Starfruit confused*
Bubble: What was that all about?
Ruby: I don't even know, Bub.
*Back to the Tangerines* Pen: Pin, stop being so judging! I was trying to hang out with some new people, is it really that bad!?
Pin: You chose this team, so stay on it.
Coiny: Pin, no need to get mean here. I really don't see what was wrong with Pen going over to meet some new people!
*Pin decides to calm down, seeing as she's attracted more people* Pin: I guess you are right. I just don't want this team to become unstable, or something.
Coiny: I see that concern!
Needle: What's going on here? I just woke up.
Coiny: Pin and I were just having a talk about team security.
Needle: Fun. *Needle goes back to sleep*
Eraser: Wait a minute, shouldn't the announcer be here right now, announcing the next contest or something?
Pen: It is weird he hasn't said anything yet.
*The Announcer pops up right in front of Pen and Eraser* Pen: Ack! Don't scare me like that again.
Eraser: Forget about him.
Pen: Hey!
Eraser: What's the next contest gonna be?
Announcer: Uhh... *Announcer grabs the mats from a previous challenge* This next challenge will involve... dancing! Yeah, dancing! One person from all of your teams will perform a dance, and I will rate them out of ten! The team that does the worst job loses! Go!
Eraser: Wow, that was fast.
Blocky: Announcer, give us our prize!
Announcer: Oh yeah, you guys need a prize. *Announcer grabs an old disc of dance tutorials* Use this! It has tons of easy dance moves to recite. Now, Toodles. *Announcer disappears*
Tennis Ball: That's great.
*Team Grapes POV* Taco: Alright, a dancing contest. Who wants to do it?
Lollipop: Uh, no thanks. I'm not really the dancing type.
Saw: You can count me out on this one too.
Barf Bag: Yeah, yeah. I'm not doing this either.
Puffball: I mean, I can do it.
Clock: How would you do it? You don't even have arms.
Puffball: Do you think I don't see that? I can figure out something!
Taco: Well, good for you I guess. *Taco grabs some spare lights* Here, use these for added effect!
Puffball: Alright. Thanks, Taco!
Taco: No problem!
Clock: Welp, I guess I have no purpose in this challenge whatsoever. *Clock walks off*
Leafy: See you, Clock! ...What a nice guy.
*Saw watches Clock run off, and makes a sarcastic comment* Saw: Yeah, what a nice guy, suuuuure.
Leafy: Welp, no time to goof off. I have a challenge to do! *Leafy runs off towards Puffball and the rest of the Grapes*
*Team Kiwi POV* Basketball: Okay, I'm not dancing.
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TV: Of course YOU aren't, hehe!
Basketball: And what is that supposed to mean?
Remote: He kind of has a point.
Robot Flower: You don't do anything in challenges! I think you should do this one!
Basketball: Woah there, you guys wouldn't want to jeopardize our chances of winning by sending me out there, right?
Robot Flower: At least the viewers will know who to vote!
Basketball: Okay, that's just mean.
Lightning: Ooh! I could do it! I can do my flying stuff!
Donut: Wow, good idea! I respect you for stepping up to do this challenge!
Lightning: No problem.
Golf Ball: Here, I'll get some stuff from my factory to enhance your performance. *Golf Ball runs over to her underground factory*
Lightning: Alright! I feel confident!
Donut: That's great! Hey, speaking of, where did TV go?
Remote: I dunno.
*Team Starfruit POV* Bomby: Dancing? Never been one of my strong suits.
Gelatin: I'm with Bomby on that statement.
Match: Like, alliance, who is, like, a good dancer?
Bubble: I'd probably pop if I did a wrong move.
Spongy: Self-explanatory.
Bubble: Don't be so hard on yourself, Spongy! Just because you can't dance, doesn't mean you aren't good at other things!
Gelatin: Yeah!
*Spongy gives a calm smile*
Match: Like, what about, you, Tear Drop?
Teardrop: *Teardrop shrugs her head, as she's too tired, yet too busy to do this challenge. She points over to Ruby, hoping that it would divert the Match's attention away from herself*
Match: Oh, like, Ruby? I haven't asked her yet. Good idea, TD!
Teardrop: *Teardrop shakes her head in acknowledgement. Right after Match leaves, she sighs in relief, knowing the trouble is over*
*Nickel watches Teardrop from a distance* Nickel: Hm. Interesting behavior, indeed.
*Team Apples POV* Tree: I'm pretty stumped in terms of dancing ideas.
Woody: Heh. Stumped. Good one.
Tree: Oh, yeah! Since I'm a tree, haha.
Black Hole: Why don't we try having Rocky dance for this one? It could be good for the little guy!
Rocky: Ooh! *Rocky nods*
Balloony: But how would you even get him to dance? He doesn't seem to know how...
Black Hole: Simple! *Black Hole pulls Rocky into his gravitational pull* There we go! Just like dancing, right?
Balloony: Isn't that dangerous? And it's not really dancing, either.
Black Hole: Just let Rocky do this. He's having so much fun!
Rocky: Wee!
Balloony: Fair.
Woody: Great idea, guys!
Stapy: Yeah. I just hope we can keep this up.
*Team Tangerines POV* Blocky: Hey, TV, mind helping us with this challenge?
TV: That's what you kidnapped me for? Helping with a dancing challenge?
Marker: Not really. We just need you to play this tape right here.
TV: Oh, this dancing tape? Okay. *TV inserts the tape inside himself*
*The tape opens with the Circular Floating Globe explaining how to do various dances*
Marker: Hey, that's the guy that was at the food court!
Tennis Ball: Okay, the tape is over. You can leave now, TV.
TV: Cool! *TV runs off back to the Kiwis, where he was before he was kidnapped*
Blocky: Ok, who's gonna do that dance they explained?
Needle: I can! I'm fast and flexible!
Pin: Alright then, we have a deal!
Tennis Ball: I just hope this idea doesn't fail...
Eraser: Why would it?
Tennis Ball: I don't know, I could just be anxious.
Eraser: Yeah. You probably are.
Tennis Ball: I'm aware of that...
*Eraser rolls his eyes and leaves*
Announcer: Alright, guys! Time's up! It's time to judge!
Coiny: What's the order it's going in?
Announcer: Hm, I'd say we try alphabetical order! Which means the Apples are going first!
Stapy: Us first? Rats!
Announcer: So, what dance is on display here?
Tree: We're having Rocky spin in a circle around Black Hole! Cute, right?
Announcer: I mean...
Balloony: Just look at how much fun Rocky is having!
Rocky: Whee! *Rocky laughs, and looks at the announcer*
Announcer: Hm, wholesome. This gets an 8/10.
Woody: Yay! We actually did it this time!
Stapy: One challenge closer to winning this...
Announcer: Next up is Team Grapes!
Leafy: Is everything ready?
Taco: I think so!
*The stage dims out, and Puffball performs a performance that makes the Announcer dizzy*
Puffball: I worked hard on it! What did you think?
Announcer: Nice... 6/10.
Lollipop: Not perfect, but doable.
Barf Bag: Just have to hope no one else does better than us.
Lollipop: Someone did already, dimwit.
Barf Bag: Well, yeah, I just meant the teams after us.
Lollipop: You confuse me to no end sometimes.
Announcer: Okay, now it's time for the Kiwis.
Lightning: Ooh, my turn! *Lightning performs, but midway hits a stage light, breaking it. The rest of the performance becomes awkward and ends unnoteworthy.*
Lightning: Sorry if I messed anything up, guys. I tried my hardest.
Golf Ball: I mean, you didn't mess up anything too badly. Personally, I would say it was a humble attempt that deserves some form of praise.
Announcer: Yeah, sure. You guys get a 5/10.
Lightning: Aw.
Donut: Hey, at least it could probably still get worse?
Lightning: I guess you have a fair point. I'm just disappointed in how I messed it up.
Announcer: Enough with all of that sulking. We still have two more teams to review. First is the Starfruit!
Ruby: Okay, here I go! *Ruby starts to breakdance, busting off some sick moves in the process*
Spongy: Good job Ruby!
Bubble: Woo!
Announcer: I will say, that is moderately impressive. You guys get a 7/10.
Bomby: YES!
Gelatin: Great job everyone.
Announcer: Now, finally. Time for the Tangerine team's performance. In order to beat the Kiwis, you need to get above a 5.
Needle: Oh, that's a joke! *Needle gets ready to perform, but Clock gets in the middle of it*
Needle: Hey! Clock! What are you even doing! Get out!
Clock: Oh, what, is this the performance? Okay. *Clock proceeds to do the best dance moves ever, completely stunning Needle*
Announcer: Wow, that was great, Clock! Sadly, you aren't on this team, though.
Clock: Oh, I know. I was sabotaging them. On purpose. Ha.
Pin: What!? That shouldn't count, right!?
Announcer: Sorry guys, rules are rules. You lose. 0/10.
Pin: WHAT!?
Needle: But I didn't even get a chance to perform! This is stupid!
Blocky: Worst host ever!
Marker: I miss the cheese orb!
Announcer: Oh, I was joking.
Needle: Really?
Announcer: Not anymore, because of the hateful things you all said. I may be a robot with no feelings, but I have feelings. And they got hurt. *Announcer leaves*
Eraser: What a baby.
Coiny: Grr... we need to get revenge on that Clock guy.
Needle: Make sure those Grapes NEVER win again.
Coiny: Oh, trust me. I will. I, definitely, will.
Announcer: Oh yeah, and the Apples won the prize, I guess.
Rocky: Yay!
Tennis Ball: Good job, Rocky.
VOTE FOR ONE OF THE MEMBERS OF TEAM TANGERINES TO BE ELIMINATED IN THE NEXT EPISODE USING THE POLL LINKED IN THE DESCRIPTION. SEE YOU IN EPISODE 29! THANKS FOR READING!
VOTING ENDS WHEN THE ANNOUNCER IS LESS SAD
Marker: Sigh... I miss the rest of Free Food. Maybe if Yellow Face was still here, we could have won the challenge.
Eraser: Yeah, I completely understand how you feel, man. But sometimes, ya just gotta look forward, and accept that the past was the past.
Marker: Thanks, Eraser. You are one of the realest guys I've met. *Marker yawns* Maybe I should get some sleep.
Eraser: I should, too. Cya, Marker. *Eraser leaves, and Marker goes to sleep. Stapy watches all of this, from a nearby bench*
Stapy: I miss it too, guys...
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