《Taming The Bad Boy》126.
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OK. I may or may not be having a slight problem now.
I think I'm sick or something.
Or my penis is broken because every time someone so much as makes the slightest sexual inuendo, I get a boner.
I've spent like, 10 hours in the bathroom this week, I have to buy Olivia lotion, and I'm surprised I have any skin left on my dick.
I've tried just letting it die down but it's not working, at all, and if I let it go too long I have the worst case of blue balls imaginable.
So, beating off it is.
The safest bet for me is to put my headphones in on the way to the cabin, so I can't hear anything, because lets face it, Havannah is on one, and well, also because Milly looks like she wants to decapitate me and I have no clue why.
We pulled in to the cabin, and she didn't even give me a chanced to get out of Olivia's car first. She literally climbed over me to the middle row of seats and got out.
"What'd I do?" I looked into Olivia's front seat as the hatch opened.
Milly cleared her throat behind me, and Olivia's eyes widened as she looked in her rearview.
I turned around and Milly was just glaring, shaking her head.
Olivia, Abby, and Havannah all jumped out of the car and I just looked at Ryan and Mason.
"Seriously what the hell did I do?" I shook my head.
"Dude, don't ask us." Ryan shook his head.
"Rule number one don't ask what pissed them off. Just apologize for pissing them off." Mason nodded.
"I don't know what I did to piss her off! We were fine this morning, I left for a few minutes, and she was pissed." I threw my hands in the air. "I don't know what to apologize for!"
"Well you better figure it out or she's going to turn this weekend to hell. The red hair should tell you how mean she can be."
"Plus, the Hollow anger problem." Ryan nodded.
"Shut up." Mason looked at him and got out of the car.
We all got out, girls throwing bags out of the trunk.
I walked around, grabbed mine off the ground, but when I reached for Milly's, she grabbed it and hiked it over her shoulder.
"I can take that." I nodded.
"I've got it." She shook her head and walked in the house behind all the girls.
Connor picked up Sienna's bag and looked at me. "Dude, what'd you do?"
"Wish I fucking knew." I sighed and looked at Josh. "Any clue."
"I'm minding my damn business." He shook his head, grabbed Cody's bag, and carried it in.
Cody looked at Ryan, Con, Mason, Kalum, and Carter. "Did he just carry my bag inside?"
They all nodded.
"Does that make me the chick in our relationship?"
"No." Ryan shook his head. "There's no chick in your relationship. But if there was one, it would be Josh. The one who gives fashion advice and tells the girls what to wear if they want dick. Which." He looked at Kalum. "Bitch we need to talk later.
"Wait a minute, what the fuck did I do?" He shook his head.
"Dude, you're stupid." Carter nodded.
"God kill me now." Mason groaned and walked in the house.
I threw my arm over Cody and started pulling. "Did Josh by any chance tell you this surprise?"
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"Nope." He shook his head. "All I know is that we are taking you lifting, then to dinner, there's a surprise tonight, and then we're relaxing tomorrow, and party tomorrow night."
"So, no one really knows?" Carter shook his head.
"Hey, I was threatened in to coming here, no one has told me shit." Kalum held his hands up.
"But, the girls planned it for you, so you're going to go along with it, alright?" Connor looked at me.
"Yes dad." I rolled my eyes.
We got inside, the girls were packing stuff away in the fridge and cupboards, and I walked right on over to Milly. "Where's your bag, I'll go put it in our room."
"I'm going to sleep on the couch." She nodded.
I sighed, shook my head, grabbed her hand, and I literally drug her out of the kitchen and down the hall to my room. "Seriously, what is wrong." I closed the door and crossed my arms.
"I don't want to talk about it. This weekends about making you feel better."
"Yes." I sat on the bed. "And you telling me what's wrong, will make me feel better."
She pursed her lips and shook her head. "I'm going to ask you a question, then leave the room so you can think up a better answer than 'it's what you wanted.' OK?"
"Alright, hit me." I nodded.
"Why did you tell me to go out with Andy?" She raised her eyebrows and slipped out of the room.
I swear to God my jaw just hit the floor.
I knew exactly why she was mad now.
I basically barged out of my room, down the hall, to the kitchen, and I dipped right down in front of Abby, tossed her over my shoulder.
"Oaken!" She yelled.
"Shut up!" I walked over and did the same with Olivia.
"Oaken Lucas!"
"Nope!" I yelled and carried them back to my room.
And well, I threw them straight down on my bed.
"Which one of you fucking told her!" I looked between the two of them.
"Huh?" Abby scrunched her face.
"Milly just asked me why I told her to go out with Andy, and told me to think of a better answer than it being what she wanted. She knows, I know Milly better than anyone, which one of you told her about the fucking crush."
"I can honestly say it wasn't me." Abby held her hands up.
"Twas not I either." Olivia shook her head.
"Who was it!"
"Now, you need to keep in mind that said person did not know that she didn't know." Olivia sighed.
"Olivia Annabel Pate." I crossed my arms.
"Havannah mentioned it this morning." She pursed her lips.
"How the fuck did Havannah know!"
"Oh I don't know." Abby shook her head. "Maybe, Ryan, her bestfriend? Or perhaps Milly's cousin?"
My face went completely flat. "Mother fucker. She wasn't supposed to know about it, ever."
"Oaken why?" Abby rolled her eyes.
"Because our friendships too valuable to me to ruin with a crush!"
They just looked at each other, clapped their hands together, and looked at me.
"My ex boyfriend is in the living room with my current boyfriend." Abby nodded.
"The guy I had sex with is currently in the living room, with my boyfriend, who is his cousin."
"I have been with my boyfriend for over 2 years with a brief hiatus." Abby shrugged.
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"And I've known my boyfriend who has been in my life for like 14 years now and is our brothers best friend." Olivia nodded.
"If we've learned anything Oak, it's that feelings only ruin friendships if you aren't honest about them, or if you let them. I mean, look at Con and Sie."
"Their relationship is literally like best friends fucking on the reg and mixing love into it. Sometimes the best relationships start off as friendships." Olivia shrugged.
"It's fucking Milly Benton." I shook my head.
"Yes Oak, and, it should've been Milly from the jump. So, she told you to think of a better answer. You have the answer."
"I just broke up with Amber, all I can see is Dyson and her in the back of his truck every time I even think about feeling." I sighed.
"Yeah, and we've just established that it was always supposed to be Milly. And with Milly, it was always supposed to be you." Olivia nodded. "So you." She got off my bed. "Go to the gym, work it out, go get food, have a conversation with the guys, and when you get back, your surprise will be ready."
Her and Abby both walked out of my room, and here I am. Left with my thoughts.
I just got ready to head to the gym and met the guys in the living room.
"Where are the girls and Josh?" I looked around.
"They're having a super secret meeting." Carter nodded.
"A meeting?" I raised my eyebrows.
"They called it a staff meeting." Mason sighed. "They're scaring the shit out of me."
"But like, do we want the hint Sienna gave me? Or no." Connor shook his head.
"Yes!" We all yelled.
"She said guys do it together when they go through a break up." He shrugged.
"Get drunk?" I shook my head.
"Party?" Cody tiled his head.
"Go to the gym." Carter smiled and nodded.
We all just looked at him.
"Or not?" He pursed his lips.
We went to the gym, worked out for literally 3 hours, went and got coffee before we hit the small shops around the valley because Mason, Connor and Ryan are pussy whipped, and we headed to dinner.
We ordered, I went to the bathroom really quick, and when I came back out, everyone was just staring at me.
"What?" I scrunched my face and sat down.
"Don't ever leave me alone with them again." Cody shook his head.
"Why? What's wrong?"
"It was just a question." Mason shrugged.
"Oh dear god. What."
"We just asked him what Josh is like in bed." Ryan pursed his lips.
"He doesn't know." I shook my head.
"Now, you could've just said that instead of looking like you wanted to throw up." Carter rolled his eyes.
"OK, stop or I'm telling Josh you're bringing him in to the lions den. You're making him uncomfortable." I looked around the table.
"I didn't say anything." Kalum shook his head.
"Sienna told me not to ask him questions." Connor nodded.
"We're sorry Cody." Mason, Ryan and Carter all nodded.
"Should we be having sex already?" Cody pursed his lips.
"No." Ryan shook his head. "Sex doesn't come with dead lines. It's a thing you do when you're ready. Not when everyone else wants you to. Sorry if we made you feel like you should be. Josh would never push you. But, experimenting, may not be such a bad idea."
"Have you ever done anything with a dude Cody?" Connor raised his eyebrows.
"I mean, Josh and I kiss. Like, I know I'm gay, I'm attracted to dudes, I like dudes, and I didn't enjoy sex with girls, some thing was missing. But, the only penis I've touched, is my own."
"Well, that's something you two get to figure out together." Mason nodded. "What you like and don't like. But, speaking of touching your own penis."
Everyone just looked at me.
"What?" I groaned.
"This your intervention." Connor nodded.
"I don't need an intervention." I shook my head.
"Dude, I'm not even around you that much, and I know you have a problem." Kalum nodded.
"Oak, do you even have any skin left on your dick?" Ryan shook his head.
"OK, leave my dick out of it." I looked around the table.
"Oaken, you're starting to scare the girls." Mason nodded. "You've spent a majority of the time in the bathroom this week. How do you even get through school."
I pursed my lips and glanced down at the table.
"Dude, you do not beat off in the bathroom at school." Carter shook his head.
"Bathroom, locker room, janitors closet." Cody nodded.
"Bitch." I looked at Cody.
"I asked Ol for lotion this morning, and she has none left." Connor shook his head. "Dude, I'm about to tie your hands together so you cant use them."
I pursed my lips. "Is that fun?"
His face went completely flat. "You've got to be fucking kidding me."
I sighed. "I can't help it." I shook my head.
"Oak we get it, you haven't gotten laid since-"
"Don't." I cut Ryan off. "Don't say her name please."
"OK." He nodded. "We get that anger comes out in different ways, but you can't hate fuck yourself. Is there any part of you that wants to get back with her."
I shook my head. "Even if I did, I don't think I can. All I can see is- you know."
"Carter, take it from here." Mason motioned toward him. "Because we are not good at this."
"Alright dude." Carter folded his hands and set them on the table. "When you're ready, there's nothing wrong with a little closure companionship. So, we're going to spell this out for you the way Josh did us on the car ride over here. You've developed a hero complex."
"I am not making Milly my Havannah." I sighed.
"No, you're not. You made Bebe your Havannah." He shook his head.
"What?" I scrunched my face.
"When Milly started dating Andy, you jumped right in to trying to date everyone that even talked to you Oak." Connor nodded. "Which lead you to Bebe."
"Don't." I shook my head. "Do not go there. Milly has been amazing to me this week and I'm not about to fuck it up by making her my closure-"
"Oak." Mason shook his head. "Milly never wanted to date Andy. She only did because you told her to. I made Olivia crack. Milly's mad because you never told her how you felt. And she would've rather had you."
My face sunk. "What?"
"Ryan and I may have messed up when we told Havannah about you and Milly's past. But we never thought she would feel like, you ripped a good relationship from her. She's pissed because you never gave her a chance." Mason looked at Ryan.
"Why the fuck wouldn't she tell me then!"
"You told her to go out with Andy." He nodded.
"I didn't know she was going to move back." I shook my head.
"It didn't matter to her Oaken." Kalum shook his head. "To her, 4 hours was more than do-able every other weekend."
I pursed my lips and nodded. "Please, please tell me I didn't fuck up any and all chances of ever being with that girl." I closed my eyes.
1. Why the fuck wouldn't she tell me if she wanted me.
2. I swear to god if I never end up with this girl I will never date again, even if it's down the line a ways.
3. I'm going to beat the shit out of Ryan and Mason for telling Havannah.
4. Now I'm fucking mad at Milly because she never told me either!
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