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MOVIE STAR -

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This Vlive opens with violent camera shaking in the studio as and try again to steady the smartphone as 's blasts on the studio's speaker

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

THE BOOK WONT WORK.

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

I TOLD YOU ITS TOO FLAT.

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

YOU'RE FLAT.

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

Your mo- Just get me the stand in my bag.

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

?

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

🎶 She's a movie movie star 🎶

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

.

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𝐫𝐲𝐮𝐣𝐢𝐩𝐩: henloooo

𝐠𝐮𝐧𝐬𝐮𝐧𝐠: IS THAT SAM???

𝗺𝐮𝗼𝐡𝐧𝐚: OMG SAMMILO ❣️ Jinyoung shAKING rn

𝐥𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐚: my boy 🛐

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As holds onto the camera, it steadies itself to show dragging by his legs and spinning him.

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𝐫𝐲𝐮𝐣𝐢𝐩𝐩: BYEEE WHAT IS THIS CHAOS

𝐠𝐮𝐧𝐬𝐮𝐧𝐠: why r Jason n Sam here

𝗺𝐮𝗼𝐡𝐧𝐚: what is this collab

𝐥𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐚: OUR kids ☦️

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⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

Children, please behave! We're live now!

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

(dragging ) I NEVER BEHAVED ON VLIVE ANYWAYS

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

This isn't about you.

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

IM GONNA PUKE PLEASE.

Whilst spinning , loses control and trips over his own leg before crashing with the whiteboard behind with all of 's handwritten equations which in turn, which causes to fall and the whiteboard to start toppling.

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

(running in to save the whiteboard) NO.

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(sigh)

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MY BABY D: ARE YOU OKAY?

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Y-

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

He's not asking you.

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Oh D:

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

, you're showing your nerdy stuff.

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

Oh.

proceeds to flip the whiteboard around, trying to hide his equations from the public.

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

Why are you hiding it? It's good!

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

I don't want people to think I'm a nerd :(

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𝐫𝐲𝐮𝐣𝐢𝐩𝐩: NAURRRRRR milo :(((

𝐠𝐮𝐧𝐬𝐮𝐧𝐠: ur not nerdy i swear D:

𝗺𝐮𝗼𝐡𝐧𝐚: what r u doing?

𝐥𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐚: TTC™ NERD CERTIFIED

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astroboy - suggi

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⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

You are not a nerd!!

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But thats what the enemies call me when I kill them with a Molotov I coordinated to fall directly over the building 54 meters due 33.86° southwest of my position.

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Naurrrr they were just... wait what-

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

ALL THOSE MOLOTOVS WERE PLANNED?

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

ALL THOSE WINS AND CLUTCHED WEREN'T JUST YOU BEING LUCKY?

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Wha- no. I'm not gonna just brainlessly throw them and pray for the best.

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

How long did you spend trying to figure out everything?

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

No idea I just do :D

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𝐫𝐲𝐮𝐣𝐢𝐩𝐩: MILO IS SECRETLY A GENIUS???

𝐠𝐮𝐧𝐬𝐮𝐧𝐠: omg will u ever play more Valorant on twitch ;(

𝗺𝐮𝗼𝐡𝐧𝐚: physics god?? math god???

𝐥𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐚: not surprize

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(reading the comments) Ah, 's Valorant Twitch streams?

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

OH YEAH I FORGOT I HAD TO CLARIFY ABOUT MY TWITCH.

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

-HYUNG TOLD YOU NEEDED TO CLARIFY AND RESOLVE THIS.

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Did he?

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

YES, HE WAS LIKE "You need to clarify about the Twitch issues going on."

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Ok, I will.

proceeds to erase 's writing on the whiteboard.

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MY EQUATIONS NOOOOO!! D;

quickly rushes to give a hug from the back as a measure of trying to comfort his friend for his loss.

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

YAH HOW COULD YOU JUST ERASE HIS EQUATIONS?

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

I THOUGHT HE DIDNT WANT TO SHOW IT TO PEOPLE.

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You should have still at least asked if he still wanted to keep the equations! , you're ok with him erasing them right?

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(sniffs) no... :(

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Oh. (erases more)

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NOOOO

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

HE SAID NO.

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

I ALREADY ERASED PART OF IT I MAY AS WELL ERASE THE ENTIRE THING.

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WELL YEAH BUT... (is too stunned to speak)

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... :(

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

I'm sorry :(

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

It's okay :(

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𝐫𝐲𝐮𝐣𝐢𝐩𝐩: WHAT IS THISSS DJSHSHS

𝐠𝐮𝐧𝐬𝐮𝐧𝐠: they're rlly just 2 child besties

𝗺𝐮𝗼𝐡𝐧𝐚: why do i have childhood memories reviving from 4 grown men

𝐥𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐚: all 4 of them r like kindergarten children

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proceeds to scribble and doodle on the whiteboard.

Love Die Young -

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⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

DRAW MY HAIR NICER

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IM NOT BLONDE RIGHT NOW.

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

THATS BESIDES THE POINT.

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

Anyways! I am about to clarify about the Twitch issue!

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

...on a Vlive...

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𝐫𝐲𝐮𝐣𝐢𝐩𝐩: HELPPP IS HE CLARIFYING A SCANDAL ON A LIVE

𝐠𝐮𝐧𝐬𝐮𝐧𝐠: NOT HIM EXPLAINING THE SAME WAY DAY6 JAE DID HELPPPP

𝗺𝐮𝗼𝐡𝐧𝐚: this seemz awfully familiar

𝐥𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐚: wtf is this playlist yall sappy or what

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⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

(slams the board) Ok! Pay attention, kiddos!

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(circling the ≠ sign) So, I'd like to clarify that and are two different personas.

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I think to understand this, People need to understand that us idols usually have personas! Whereas our idol persona is how we are shown on camera or on stage and our own persona is actually us off camera, where we're like you guys: normal human beings.

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So, to take this into account will be the one you guys will mostly see! Where he's a boy group's performer, who is known to be bold. Meanwhile , off camera is really just a quiet introvert geek.

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Wait, wait, wait. YOU HAVE A CLONE??

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

N-

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

YEAH. And you have one too!

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

OH MY GOD. ARE THEY ALIENS TRYING TO REPLACE US?

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

...

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

Moving on! So, my persona will actually be a whole other different version of me. Whereas when he streams on Twitch, he will be the gamer competitive version of !

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(mumbling) imagine being his student... you'd fail.

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and are both important to me and I love doing what I do as the two personas so I'd like to continue doing them! Hence, I'd ask fans of either or both personas to please just continue supporting them! To me, and are as much of each other as they are to me!

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???

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

what

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WOW IT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE

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𝐫𝐲𝐮𝐣𝐢𝐩𝐩: this is why u don't ever let a quiet man teach

𝐠𝐮𝐧𝐬𝐮𝐧𝐠: i lost more brain cells here than i have in calculus

𝗺𝐮𝗼𝐡𝐧𝐚: IM SO CONFUSED 😰

𝐥𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐚: he's taken to mr. steven lee level

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⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

(reads the comments) Teacher, i think the viewers are still confused!

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

(sigh) which part

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

...everything

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

OKAYYY STUDENTS. YOU KNOW WHEN YOURE AT SCHOOL YOU NATURALLY HAVE A BORING PERSONALITY AND NOBODY WANTS TO BE YOUR FRIEND SO YOU FAKE DIFFERENT PERSONALITIES FOR EACH FRIEND GROUP.

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YOU WOULDNT WANT ANYONE TO JUST TELL YOU TO STOP FAKING YOUR PERSONALITIES, RIGHT??

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Your personality is fake...? Then which one is the real ?

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

...

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Does the real like hugs at least? 'Cause you always hisses at me when people hug you and I think it's impossible for anyone to hate hugs.

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No, . That's the real .

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Oh 🙁 but does real at least like hugs from me.

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

... (smiles flusteredly)

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

yay :D

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𝐫𝐲𝐮𝐣𝐢𝐩𝐩: WHAT

𝐠𝐮𝐧𝐬𝐮𝐧𝐠: GAY???

𝗺𝐮𝗼𝐡𝐧𝐚: AWWWWWWW

𝐥𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐚: what in the BL... leaving cus i don't watch BLs

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Every Summertime - NIKI

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⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

Ok, but I hope that clarifies something.

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

No, you just cyberbullied everyone for not having friends.

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

I'll beat up for those he bullied!

then gets up and playfully charges at , faking a high kick. This prompts to unleash a girly scream as he puts his fists up in a boxing position.

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

HAHAHAA WHAT THE HECK

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

Bro's about to beat me up?

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

Y-yeah! It's called self-defense!!

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

It sounded like a scream of fear to me!

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

What is fear idk her.

While, and continue to bicker, at the side is dancing to what seems to be a self-choreographed move that is a continuation and inspiration of 's boxing stance.

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

- hyung, what are you doing?

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

OH- UHM... Choreographing!!

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

Trying to start a fight.

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

Isn't that the-

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

! Didn't you have a good question about astrology the other day?

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

OH YEAH!!! I SHOULD SHARE IT WITH , and .

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You know, when we look into risings and stars, and how they affect one's personality, and say they DO have an effect on a person's personality, maybe parents in the future will have control over their children's personality.

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

Wait, wait, wait. What.

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

Wait, like C-section?

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

YEAH! and I were baby tumours! We weren't birthed, we were removed! :D

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

Exactly! If risings had like a 2 hour interval that changes your sign, a parent can set a specific time to have the baby removed just to ensure their kid get a specific sign

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

Ok, but why would anyones priority when choosing a time for your CHILD to be born be based off her sign?

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Because they want their kid to have a specific rising and personality trait!

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WAIT, SO PARENTS CAN CHOOSE THEIR KIDS' PERSONALITIES?

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By choosing what time they want they're kid to come out from the mommyhole yeah.

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

Mommyhole...

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

Hehe

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

Ok, but what IF, we actually can't manipulate it like this. It could explain why so many people don't relate to their signs.

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I'm people.

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

Ok let's look at Exhibit A, a 5'9" a Chinese male born in on 19th November through C-section, effectively making him a Scorpio.

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(whispering to ) Why is he using American measurements?

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(whispering to ) And why is that so specific?

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He, however, does not relate at all to the traits of a Scorpio, rather relating to the sign after that: Sagittarius.

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hehe Saggy Taurus.

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Now, according to Exhibit A, he was born through C-Section, and his delivery date and time was set up by his mother and her surgeon. Knowing this, what if his natural birth was supposed to be somewhere during the Sagittarius period?

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

WhaaAAt

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

So you're saying Exhibit A is actually Sagittarius but because he's scientifically born during the Scorpio period, he's classified as a Scorpio.

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

That's right. He's officially a Scorpio but really, he's a Sagittarius.

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

What about Exhibit B: A 5'3" a Taurus female born in 24 April through natural delivery who possesses more traits of an Aquarius?

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(whispers to ) Do Canadians use American measurements as well?

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(whispers to ) and why is that also so specific?

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

Hmmmm

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The C-section delivery theory won't make sense since Aquarius is like a light year after the Taurus period.

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

Oh.

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

Teacher how do we explain this?

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The explanation is that astrology is fake and doesn't matter.

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Wow (claps)

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WE SOLVED A MYSTERY!!

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

We are so big-brained.

The boys all burst into cheers as they applaud themselves for their new discovery.

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𝐫𝐲𝐮𝐣𝐢𝐩𝐩: omg they just proved astrology is fake

𝐠𝐮𝐧𝐬𝐮𝐧𝐠: THEY JUST DEBUNKED ASTROLOGY

𝗺𝐮𝗼𝐡𝐧𝐚: KING MOVE

𝐥𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐚: hackers have new info to work with now... the hackers I want to be.

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⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

🎶 We GeT a NumBeR oNe VicTorY rOyaLe🎶

Chug Jug With You - NIKI

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⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

🎶YEAH FORTNITE WE 'BOUT TO GO DOWN🎶

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

OMG WHO QUEUED THIS SONG

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

ME :D

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

I LOVE IT.

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

Ok it's pretty late already so let's debunk one question from our fans and then we should end the live and go to sleep!

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We are not going to sleep.

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Do we have plans after?

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

Minecraft :D

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

Oyeahhhhhh

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Oh my god I can stream it on Twitch later since I'm scandal free!

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𝐫𝐲𝐮𝐣𝐢𝐩𝐩: is your dorm haunted?

𝐠𝐮𝐧𝐬𝐮𝐧𝐠: most embarrassing stories?

𝗺𝐮𝗼𝐡𝐧𝐚: what would the world be like if vampire exists?

𝐥𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐚: omg end it already

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⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

"What would the world be like if vampires exists?" Oooh this looks interesting!

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

(lightly kicks ) and will answer this question!

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

Oh?

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

(grabs 's hands) Let's go!!!

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

Ok, what can we achieve with vampires?

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

WOMEN RIGHTS!!!

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

HUH- WHAT???

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

No wait he's got a point.