⇢︎ at ...29th of August, 2021 ++ 09:30p.m.

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The live session starts with a view of wearing a mask up till his eyes.

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𝐫𝐲𝐮𝐣𝐢𝐩𝐩: Jinyoung???

𝐠𝐮𝐧𝐬𝐮𝐧𝐠: we gave bitch his first win more than a month ago he better deliver

𝗺𝐮𝗼𝐡𝐧𝐚: hiiii

𝐥𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐚: why r ppl commenting he can't see let alone read

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After a whole minute of stoning, finally lowers his mask up till his nose and seemingly says something that remains unheard.

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𝐫𝐲𝐮𝐣𝐢𝐩𝐩: i- we can't hear u

𝐠𝐮𝐧𝐬𝐮𝐧𝐠: we got scammed on god

𝗺𝐮𝗼𝐡𝐧𝐚: SPEAK LOUDER

𝐥𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐚: imagine wearing masks... the people in the real world can relate.

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⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

(softly) yes hello...

shyly smiles at the camera, not knowing what else to say to the viewers watching him live.

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

(softly) it's currently... ah wait a minute I need my phone to check the time but I'm using my phone for the VLive.

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

(takes 's phone) 9:32PM!

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

(softly) I'm supposed to be practicing with but I got a cold.

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

And since told me... -hyung told me to sleep, I won't!

After a light chuckle, shyly moves his face away from the camera, not knowing to continue the vlive.

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𝐫𝐲𝐮𝐣𝐢𝐩𝐩: we told u to speak not tell u to do a whole vlive by urself... BUT DONT TURN THE VLIVE OFF

𝐠𝐮𝐧𝐬𝐮𝐧𝐠: take ur time bby

𝗺𝐮𝗼𝐡𝐧𝐚: BRO PLS

𝐥𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐚: he's so shy for what... baekhyun isn't >:(

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⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

Hello, I am back.

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

(reads the comments) shy? no, I'm 🎶 not shy, not me. 🎶

immediately cringes at himself before he buried his face in his palms in embarrassment.

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𝐫𝐲𝐮𝐣𝐢𝐩𝐩: PLS HES CRINGING

𝐠𝐮𝐧𝐬𝐮𝐧𝐠: take ur time bby

𝗺𝐮𝗼𝐡𝐧𝐚: why were u so reluctant to speak before?

𝐥𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐚: he's so shy for what... unlike baekhyun.

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⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

Ah, and also I saw a video a while ago on YouTube.

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

It seemed that a had dug up videos from my past.

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

There were even videos from 5 years ago!

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

Please go see a therapist... I don't even want to imagine what your eyes went through. You may have hidden trauma.

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

And also, if you ever see me at a fan meet, let me know who you are so I know who not to hug!

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𝐫𝐲𝐮𝐣𝐢𝐩𝐩: SALTY?

𝐠𝐮𝐧𝐬𝐮𝐧𝐠: this is his waking up in the morning thinking about so many things...

𝗺𝐮𝗼𝐡𝐧𝐚: NOOO HUG THEM SHE GOT REVENGE FOR US

𝐥𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐚: will you ever have a Twitch comeback?

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⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

"Will you ever have a Twitch comeback?"

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

Uhm... maybe. No yes, i dunno.

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

I'll need to ask my manager but I think id like to play Minecraft with , and again one day!

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

We have yet to finish re-building our house. tried to set me on fire while I was doing something else but didn't know that fire would burn the wood around.

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

This kid... I don't know what goes on inside his head.

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𝐫𝐲𝐮𝐣𝐢𝐩𝐩: whats on ur mind rn??

𝐠𝐮𝐧𝐬𝐮𝐧𝐠: BURN HIM- JINYOUNG RUN U LITERALLY SHARE A ROOM W HIM

𝗺𝐮𝗼𝐡𝐧𝐚: idk Minecraft but o no! that kant be good!!

𝐥𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐚: thanku Milo --------------

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

"What's on your mind right now?"

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

Penthouse...

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

Shim Suryeon's shower scene.

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

Wait I sound like a pervert don't I?

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𝐫𝐲𝐮𝐣𝐢𝐩𝐩: HUH BUT SHIM SURYEON IS DEAD???

𝐠𝐮𝐧𝐬𝐮𝐧𝐠: STOPP UR SPOILING EVERYONE

𝗺𝐮𝗼𝐡𝐧𝐚: HE SAYS THAT SO CALMLY WTF

𝐥𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐚: iont ever watch penthouse but ok pervert

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⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

Since that sounded too Uhm... 18 and above, I'll change my thoughts now.

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

I'm thinking of...

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

🎶 I'M THE MAFIA! MAFI-YAYA we do it like the mafia! 🎶

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

🎶 RING-DING-DING-DING-DING-DING 🎶

then buries his face in his palms in shame.

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

I'm not usually like this, I swear.

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𝐫𝐲𝐮𝐣𝐢𝐩𝐩: what did u do today??

𝐠𝐮𝐧𝐬𝐮𝐧𝐠: STOP BRING BACK THE REAL JINYOUNG

𝗺𝐮𝗼𝐡𝐧𝐚: l'm-

𝐥𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐚: this is an impostor.

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⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

"What did I do today?" Oh uhh

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

I went out today.

then lightly nods his head, as he concludes his answer.

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

YOU WENT OUT TODAY???

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

... yes.

, and all enter his room at the same time, having just gotten back from their grocery shopping and takes a seat behind and beside .

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

I went ice-skating with -hyung, -noona and -hyung.

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

WITH A 38.0 DEGREE FEVER?

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

🎶 Like a fever, fever, fever, feV-

immediately clamps 's mouth shut.

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

I CANT BELIEVE YOU. You were groaning that your head felt heavy this morning. AND YOU STILL WANT TO GO OUT AND PLAY?

awkwardly smiles in shame and mischief.

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

Guys, just so you know, if a worldwide pandemic ever starts that kills millions in the States, it's because of people like who is going out spreading their virus while they're sick.

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

That's... an oddly specific scenario.

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

It could happen because of people like !

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𝐫𝐲𝐮𝐣𝐢𝐩𝐩: STOPP the shade pls

𝐠𝐮𝐧𝐬𝐮𝐧𝐠: jinyoung-ssi whos your favourite hyung?

𝗺𝐮𝗼𝐡𝐧𝐚: WORLDWIDE PANDEMIC hes so dramatic and for what?

𝐥𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐚: we could name the virus C*VID-19!!

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⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

"-ssi, whos your favourite hyung?"

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

You can't say .

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

He's right, you can't!

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

I'm baby.

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

None of them are.

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

(waves a bag of Honey Butter Chips) are you sure?

scoffs at 's attempt at bribery.

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

(takes the bag anyways) -hyung.

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

That's my boy. Wait-

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

(eating the chips) hm?

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

WHAT DO YOU THINK YOURE DOING?

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

Sharing snacks with my favourite hyung.

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

(munching) yomy.

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𝐫𝐲𝐮𝐣𝐢𝐩𝐩: THEY R MARRIED ON GOD

𝐠𝐮𝐧𝐬𝐮𝐧𝐠: does jinyoung like Milo??

𝗺𝐮𝗼𝐡𝐧𝐚: STFU ITS ALWAYS THE HETS

𝐥𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐚: they ain't even share??

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⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

(reads the comments) -ah!

tries to answer back but his mouth is too full of chips to produce a word.

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

Do you like ?

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

Of course.

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

:D

gives him a slight nod.

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

As a man?

just looks outright offended and disgusted.

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

Are you crazy??

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

That's disgusting!

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

D:

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

What's wrong with loving other men?

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

There is nothing wrong with that!

anxiously looks at the camera.

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

(YELLING) THAT IS LIKE DATING MY BROTHER.

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

EW.

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𝐫𝐲𝐮𝐣𝐢𝐩𝐩: omg he loud

𝐠𝐮𝐧𝐬𝐮𝐧𝐠: HES YELLING!l??

𝗺𝐮𝗼𝐡𝐧𝐚: i hav no words...

𝐥𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐚: shut up bestie omg

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⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

THAT IS VERY DISGUSTING!

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

why is he saying that so comical-

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𝐫𝐲𝐮𝐣𝐢𝐩𝐩: sungmin u stole my heart where is it??

𝐠𝐮𝐧𝐬𝐮𝐧𝐠: no bcs wtfuck they're literally brothers

𝗺𝐮𝗼𝐡𝐧𝐚: i hav no words...

𝐥𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐚: bcs this isn't real life

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⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

"you stole my heart... where did you keep it?"

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

...

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

(taking chips) -HYUNG YOURE AN ORGAN THIEF?

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

Well... uh... (whispering) , help me give a worth response.

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

Your left side of the body, he never stole it anyways because that's illegal.

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

(milo.exe is processing)

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

His existence isn't illegal... yet because it should be.

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

Because I'm attractive?

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

Gross.

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

You think you're attractive??

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

Wait... our left or their left?

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

Our left or their left? Their hearts I mean.

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

I said the "left side of the body."

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

So their left?

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

You're right.

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

My right, their left?

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

Yes... WAIT NO YOUR LEFT

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

My left, their right.

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

this is stupid.

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

EVERYONE'S LEFT.

then goes all the way in front of the camera.

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

No, it still reads 92K viewers...

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

??1!1!!1?3?2!?1??!?

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

Ok so is it my left our their left?

sighs before he gives up and grabs 's hand and puts it at the left side on his own chest.

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

IT'S HERE.

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

Ohhhhh...

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

So your heart's inside my body. Is mine inside yours?

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

??1!1!!1?3?2!?1??!?

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𝐫𝐲𝐮𝐣𝐢𝐩𝐩: BYEEEE

𝐠𝐮𝐧𝐬𝐮𝐧𝐠: uh MILO???

𝗺𝐮𝗼𝐡𝐧𝐚: can we have a room tour

𝐥𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐚: imagine having a sens of direction...

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⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

"Can I have a room tour?"

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

NO.

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

WHY? D:

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

Your room is a mess.

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

You guys can't see this right now... but and 's shirts are all over the floor.

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

(looks at the floor) WAIT IS THAT THE SHIRT I BOUGHT FOR YOU?

picks up a black t-shirt with this printed on it.

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

THIS IS AN INSULT I BOUGHT YOU A T-SHIRT AND YOU NEVER WORE IT AND ITS ON THE FLOOR?

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

... ye

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

Wahh this is disrespect. I was on the streets when I saw a random shop selling this and I thought to myself, "Wow... this kind of looks like ill get this for him!"

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

I WAS THINKING ABOUT YOU WHEN I BOUGHT THAT SHIRT HOW COULD YOU LEAVE IT ON THE FLOOR. I WAS THINKING- (wheeze) about you.

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

You were thinking about me?

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

Yes.

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

Well nyehh I'm not a mind reader how was I supposed to know.

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

You see, we could probably have a VLive in your room here since... uh 2 of us can sit on 's bed, 2 on 's bed, 2 on your two bean bags and 1 on your armchair but uhh... (flips the camera to show the armchair)

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

YOU GUYS ARE SO LAZY IVE BEEN TELLING YOU TWO TO FOLD THE LAUNDRY AND-

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

NO!!! THEY ARE OUR CUSHIONS!!!

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

YOU CANT EVEN SIT IN IT?

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

You lie down on it.

Sighing, moves the chair closer to him and begins to fold the clothes bit by bit.

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

I can't believe you guys...

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𝐫𝐲𝐮𝐣𝐢𝐩𝐩: i am in shock how do 2 men's room end up looking messier than me and 2 sisters??

𝐠𝐮𝐧𝐬𝐮𝐧𝐠: JUN PLS HE RLLY CANT STAND THE SIGHT OF THE LAUNDRY

𝗺𝐮𝗼𝐡𝐧𝐚: CLEAN UR ROOM GOD-

𝐥𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐚: watch him find a dead reiji inside

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⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

Your room is such a mess and you choose to stream here??

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

What do you have to say about yourself?

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

In , us idols are taught to show the truest versions of ourselves.

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

...

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

Just like how you don't have socks on right now.

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

I'M-

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

and I always have socks on!

meanwhile, as he fumbles through the pile of clothes, chances upon something hard.

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

Wait- there's something here.

then pulls out a flute from the pile.

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

WHAT THE- HOW??? HOW DO YOU HAVE A FLUTE IN THERE?

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

NO IT SHOULD BE "WHY IS IT HERE?"

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

HEY IT'S MY SWORDFIGHT WEAPON WHEN AND I SWORDFIGHTS.

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

What the- I thought people played those when they're like 7... YOU TWO ARE 22.

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

Oh that's my flute. I used to play it when I was in middle school.

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

Ok. Why is it here?

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

YOUR SCHOOL TAUGHT YOU HOW TO PLAY WITH SWORDS?

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

Huh-

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𝐫𝐲𝐮𝐣𝐢𝐩𝐩: HOW DOES FLUTE = SWORD

𝐠𝐮𝐧𝐬𝐮𝐧𝐠: omg it's bcs genshin impact has a sword named the flute doesn't it...

𝗺𝐮𝗼𝐡𝐧𝐚: MILO WTF??!

𝐥𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐚: hey @milo give flute pls 🤲 mihoyo bitch

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⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

... well yes but not my school because it was my parents who signed me up for kendo classes BUT ANYWAYS, that's my flute.

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

You can play the flute?

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

Yeah I chose the flute as my instrument for band classes.

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

In my opinion, it's actually the hardest instrument to learn because it has a huge learning curve. You gotta align your lips a certain way to produce a-

, who examines the flute curiously, takes the flute to his mouth to try it out for the first time as is explaining how it works and blows on it, successfully producing a perfect flute sound.

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

HOLY MOTHER I AM THE CHOSEN ONE THIS IS A SIGN FROM THE HEAVENS.

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𝐫𝐲𝐮𝐣𝐢𝐩𝐩: SUNGMIN???

𝐠𝐮𝐧𝐬𝐮𝐧𝐠: HE JS THE CHOSEN ONE

𝗺𝐮𝗼𝐡𝐧𝐚: wtf IT LITERALLY TOOK ME 3 HOURS TO LEARN HOW TO ALIGN THE LIPS?

𝐥𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐚: sungmin talented... not as talented as baekhyun though

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⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

Ok I just passed step one, what's the next step, master-shifu-?

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

Give me back my flute.

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

Mine now.

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

(takes out his knife) give me back my flute.

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

What the- WHERE DID YOU-

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

Yah, you really don't change do you?

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

What do you mean?

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

I saw a baby picture of you holding a knife.

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

I'M???

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

WE WERE BORN TO BE SAMURAIS! One day, we will move from using flutes and badminton racquets to using actual katanas.

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

NO!!!

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𝐫𝐲𝐮𝐣𝐢𝐩𝐩: WHAT THE- WHERE WERE HIS PARENTS??

𝐠𝐮𝐧𝐬𝐮𝐧𝐠: THATS DANGEROUS?

𝗺𝐮𝗼𝐡𝐧𝐚: let me see what u have! -a knife!! -NOOO

𝐥𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐚: jinyoung is a maniac... some may say

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⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

Alright it's 10pm it's time for you to sleep!

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

ⁿᵒ.

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

Yes, our is still sick so we'll be ending the live here! Please make sure to take care of yourself, !

sneakily whispers something to behind the camera.

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

Yes! It's the flu season right now so please make sure to take care of yourself!

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

and -ssi! Is there anything you'd like to say?

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

Yes... 🎶 I'LL BE FUCKED UP IF YOU CANT BE RIGHT HERE! 🎶