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The live session starts off in 's kitchen, a female figure preparing her ingredients on a counter. As soon as she turns around, the figure is revealed to be who turns away from the camera shyly smiling to look at who walks into frame.

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(chokes) Are we ready to get cooking?

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(behind the camera) DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING YET.

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I can't believe you managed to convince -unnie to cook on VLive with us...

then returns to the kitchen, placing a fire extinguisher on the counter.

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Now we're ready... hopefully, we won't need to use that.

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Okay so anyway, the reason why this VLive exists is that got discharged yesterday and told us she wanted to eat cheese kimchi kimbap.

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Wah... unnie you're really incredible... you want cheese gimbap but half of needs to make it with you.

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OKAY BUT I DIDN'T WANT TO BURN THE DORM DOWN.

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She was cute when she exclaimed "chi-seu kimbap!" so let's help her make it...

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(hopping up and down) YAYY WHERE DO WE START?

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𝐫𝐲𝐮𝐣𝐢𝐩𝐩: THEIR CHEMISTRY I LOVE THEMMMM

𝐠𝐮𝐧𝐬𝐮𝐧𝐠: jaeeun tired dad and opal caring mom and their 2 bimbo daughters

𝗺𝐮𝗼𝐡𝐧𝐚: something's gonna burn I bet my life savings

𝐥𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐚: lili has no BIZNESS being this pretty... not as pretty as baekhyun tho

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(Passes a pan) You're gonna want to heat up canola oil at medium-high heat and pour in the onions and ginger I diced earlier. I still have to dice up the garlic so just keep stirring while I do that.

Stepping aside to let access the stove, moves to a different counter to dice the garlic. then turns on the stove, attempting to heat up the pan only for her to realize there aren't any flames.

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How much canola oil do I put?

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... Something is off.

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A tablespoon.

then takes the canola oil bottle and lets it spill for approximately 0.3 seconds, roughly estimating it to be a tablespoon of oil before quickly rushes over to turn off the stove.

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THERE AREN'T ANY FLAMES. YOU ONLY TURNED ON THE GAS.

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huh-

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UNNIE THAT'S TOO MUCH OIL.

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WHAT IS GOING ON?

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Is this not a tablespoon?

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Wait stand back.

then turns the stove back on, only for flames to burst out for less than a second before it stabilise itself.

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𝐫𝐲𝐮𝐣𝐢𝐩𝐩: it's alr chaotic pls

𝐠𝐮𝐧𝐬𝐮𝐧𝐠: roha already almost murdered everyone in their dorm pls

𝗺𝐮𝗼𝐡𝐧𝐚: HOW DO U MESS UP PART 1

𝐥𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐚: time of dogs n wolves

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Ehhh can't say I'm 100% surprised... I told to dice the ginger and onions and she took the cleaver.

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SHE ALMOST MURDERED ALL OF US.

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What's new?

then pours the diced garlic into the pan.

(I want to clarify my cooking skills r kinda on iroha's level so dice/chop/cut or wtvr IDK THE DIFFERENCE SO IF I MAKE/MADE ANY MISTAKE, we pretend it's correct 👍 u guys also hav no rights to shade my cooking skills bcs ur not my mom either k thx bye)

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, you're gonna stir-fry it.

picks up a metal spatula.

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UNNIE- NO. THAT'S A NON-STICK FRYING PAN. OH MY GOD ILL DO IT.

Grabbing a wooden spatula, then stir fries the garnishes before pouring the leftover rice and kimchi into the pan.

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Wow I'm useless.

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Why did you even want to cook today? You can't.

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(passed a bowl of cheese) Heat this up in the microwave so that it melts.

Holding the bowl in one hand, opens the microwave and heats it up, setting 2 minutes as the timer.

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𝐫𝐲𝐮𝐣𝐢𝐩𝐩: omg she finally did smth right

𝐠𝐮𝐧𝐬𝐮𝐧𝐠: Shes finally useful

𝗺𝐮𝗼𝐡𝐧𝐚: watch her fck this up

𝐥𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐚: yummy... baekhyun sang it better than Justin beebz

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Since we have to wait for the cheese, I'd like do share some random thoughts I've had!

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Oh God...

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When you think about it, the oven/microwave is kind of an electrical version of a surrogate mother.

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𝐫𝐲𝐮𝐣𝐢𝐩𝐩: 😐😐😐😐

𝐠𝐮𝐧𝐬𝐮𝐧𝐠: what did she say???

𝗺𝐮𝗼𝐡𝐧𝐚: UHMMM!??2?1

𝐥𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐚: what the fuk

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(frying rice) Unnie im sorry what?

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okay think about it: surrogate mothers have to carry babies in their stomach and grow them for 9 months right?

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And after 9 months of said baby in our stomach, the mother will deliver a baby since it's ready.

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So, now we replace the food with baby.

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I don't like where this is going.

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So at first, the baby isn't ready so you put it in the oven to ready it! And after "9 months", which is around 2 to 20 minutes in our time depending on how long you're baking with the baby, it's finally ready for you to eat!

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𝐫𝐲𝐮𝐣𝐢𝐩𝐩: baking the baby-

𝐠𝐮𝐧𝐬𝐮𝐧𝐠: someone kidnap her baby when she has one or smth i ont trust her with it

𝗺𝐮𝗼𝐡𝐧𝐚: is she even listening to herself

𝐥𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐚: ????

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Are you even- listening to yourself???

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Ok wait.'s done with the rice... take the cheese out.

The four girls turn to look at the microwave, only for them to realize didn't even start the microwave. Embarrassed, walks over to the microwave and presses the start button while the others glare at her.

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Ubers are kind of like reverse kidnapping...

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Not again...

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You kind of just demand the driver to take you home for ransom money.

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Kidnapping but the victim is driving you to the location.

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No, wait she's got a point.

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??????!

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Yeah, so I guess kidnapping isn't illegal... if the victim consents to it.

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𝐫𝐲𝐮𝐣𝐢𝐩𝐩: someone help her

𝐠𝐮𝐧𝐬𝐮𝐧𝐠: IS SHE OK

𝗺𝐮𝗼𝐡𝐧𝐚: is she even listening to herself

𝐥𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐚: ????

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why am I still here...? just to suffer.

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Yeah okay so this also technically means you can be friends with kidnappers as when I did a reverse kidnapping on an Uber driver, we chatted the entire ride and we became instant friends.

The microwave finally rings.

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(takes the melted cheese out) He was like 50 so he gave me really nice life advices.

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Like what?

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Wisdom is everything... which is why I have been thinking about things a lot more.

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Were these random thoughts something you came up with while thinking about things?

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Yeah! That's right! Wow, you're so smart.

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(sighs) -unnie can you please show her the next step to make the kimbap?

Taking the kimbap folder, scoots over to and 's counter and patiently demonstrates to them how to roll the kimbap.

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Wait how did you-

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Ahhhh this looks easy!!

and both end up taking 20 minutes to successfully make their first kimbap.

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UNNIE YOU'RE JAPANESE SO SURELY YOU'VE MADE SUSHI, RIGHT?

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NO THIS IS DIFFERENT.

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This is a disappointment. Also, why is your kimbap so small?

then picks up 's kimbap and shows it to the camera. It only has a radius of less than an inch.

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Yeah, why is it so small?

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-unnie, they asked why it's so small.

gulps as she looks at in her eyes, unable to answer her question.

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W-

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IS IT BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T WANT ME TO WASTE YOUR RESOURCES? UNNIE (betrayed noises)

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(eating the kimbap) I mean... it doesn't taste bad...

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Really?

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Yeah, yours is a lot better though?

glares at and , a little salty from the bullying.

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She didn't burn the kitchen down let's give her credit.

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UHM ACTUALLY...

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𝐫𝐲𝐮𝐣𝐢𝐩𝐩: SHE ALMOST EXPLODED THE DORM THO?

𝐠𝐮𝐧𝐬𝐮𝐧𝐠: they had amnesia

𝗺𝐮𝗼𝐡𝐧𝐚: they on death row

𝐥𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐚: Opal forgot her closest brush with death...

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Okay... we should end the live off here and finish up on making the rest.

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Yeah. We have 5 other girls to feed.

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𝐫𝐲𝐮𝐣𝐢𝐩𝐩: iroha will burn the dorm down bet

𝐠𝐮𝐧𝐬𝐮𝐧𝐠: awwwww

𝗺𝐮𝗼𝐡𝐧𝐚: byebye

𝐥𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐚: omg fate baekhyun just went live bye

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"iroha will burn the dorm down"... HAHAHAHA MAYBE

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(death glares the camera) who said that

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Heh... anyways, bye!!

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Byeeeee

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