⇢︎ at ...17 of June, 2021 ++ 7:30p.m.

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The live session starts with a holy view of 's forehead.

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Hyung- you're supposed to set the phone down before starting the live.

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's phone is an iPhone I don't know how to use those.

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THAT DOES NOT MAKE A DIFFERENCE.

Settling the camera down in front, the group finally greets their audience (with the exclusion of as his mouth was too full of potato chips to say anything)

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𝐫𝐲𝐮𝐣𝐢𝐩𝐩: THEYRE SO CUTE

𝐠𝐮𝐧𝐬𝐮𝐧𝐠: midnight VLive at a decent time? midnight first normal group?

𝗺𝐮𝗼𝐡𝐧𝐚: ahhh juns forehead so cute

𝐥𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐚: baekhyun where

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...now what?

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WHY ARE AND I THE ONLY THE ONLY ONE ACTIVELY PARTICIPATING?

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AHHHH SCREAM PARTY!

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(scoots over to the front) I'll read the comments.

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𝐫𝐲𝐮𝐣𝐢𝐩𝐩: PLS DO A SCREAM PARTY

𝐠𝐮𝐧𝐬𝐮𝐧𝐠: make this the first live stream where jinyoung speaks

𝗺𝐮𝗼𝐡𝐧𝐚: nohyun is so cute can I marry him

𝐥𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐚: baekhyun didn't show up :(

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"Make this the first live where speaks?" -hyung, didn't speak in any of our previous live streams?

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Wait for real? You didn't speak at all in our previous streams?

opens his mouth, seemingly to say something only for him to shove a mouthful of potato chips inside before shaking his head.

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You're a stinky liar! Everyone, don't get fooled by him. He's actually very loud in real life.

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He shouted "PENTAKILL" last night at the top of his lungs when playing League of Legends last night.

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Nobody explained to me why he needed to kill everyone wearing pants... I got so scared and took off-

Before can finish saying his sentence, immediately puts his mouth over the dancer's mouth to shut him up.

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Why didn't you speak in previous live streams?

takes out his phone and types something to type something before showing it to .

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"Do you want me to speak?"... Of course! Your voice is very charming after all.

then types on his phone a second time before showing it to again.

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"K... period. My personal challenge is to not speak then." YOU CAN'T DO THAT.

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Aish... this little sh- sunshine.

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But -hyung, why are you so quiet?

shrugs.

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It's a marketing strategy... when we get out first win, -hyung will do a solo VLive session! How about that?

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YOU IDIOT. YOU CAN NOT EXPOSE OUR MARKETING PLAN LIKE THAT.

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He actually already spoke in the song .

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That's right!-hyung what are your opinions on this?

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Hm?

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ᵗⁱᵐᵉ ᶠᵒʳ ᵈᵒᵍˢ ᵃⁿᵈ ʷᵒˡᵛᵉˢ

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WOOF WOOF! aAARWOOOOL~!!

sighs and facepalms at the side.

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Is there anything else you'd like to add to that?

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ᵗⁱᵐᵉ ᶠᵒʳ ᵈᵒᵍˢ ᵃⁿᵈ ʷᵒˡᵛᵉˢ

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YIP YIP YIP! rawr!!!

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𝐫𝐲𝐮𝐣𝐢𝐩𝐩: I'M- THE LITTLE SHIT ENERGY FROM THIS GUY

𝐠𝐮𝐧𝐬𝐮𝐧𝐠: when the only straight members in the group are the dumbest ones

𝗺𝐮𝗼𝐡𝐧𝐚: this proves being queer is superior

𝐥𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐚: Milo and Jinyoung deserve each other

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Sometimes being normal is tiring.

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So anyways, !! How was your day? We have to leave for an overnight shoot in about 10 to 20 minutes and we wanted to do this for fun. My day today was great by the way, thanks for asking.

shakes his head in disapproval behind the leader before realizing he has ran out of chips and then proceeding to sulk.

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Nobody ask-

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Shut up, this is how you do VLIVES... so -hyung! How was your day?

sits at the back in silence, cringing at before getting up and walks out of the frame.

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Your ideas are horrible... is that the word?

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You little sh- SO ANYWAYS !! What color should I paint my nails next?

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𝐫𝐲𝐮𝐣𝐢𝐩𝐩: he's our gay bestieeee i say, pink sister!

𝐠𝐮𝐧𝐬𝐮𝐧𝐠: girlie i say bloo

𝗺𝐮𝗼𝐡𝐧𝐚: BLACK!

𝐥𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐚: don't paint nails naked nails best nails... like women --------------

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What are you doing with that-

The camera violently shakes as picks it up, interrupting and his nails chat. Viewers are then shown a spectacular view of a tortilla stuck on the window as whispers.

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ᵗⁱᵐᵉ ᶠᵒʳ ᵈᵒᵍˢ ᵃⁿᵈ ʷᵒˡᵛᵉˢ

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Grrrrrr

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𝐫𝐲𝐮𝐣𝐢𝐩𝐩: DID HE JUST-

𝐠𝐮𝐧𝐬𝐮𝐧𝐠: man rlly cockblocked sungmin for this

𝗺𝐮𝗼𝐡𝐧𝐚: JINYOUNG PLS

𝐥𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐚: Sungmin sadge

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WHAT THE HECK DID YOU JUST INTERRUPT ME?

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The "moon" has always been more interesting than your nails...

cracks up in laughter as he gives a high-five

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The audacity- I AM YOUR LEADER.

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No.

shoots maknae line death glares. Seems like as soon as the camera cuts, there will be three new cases of murder.

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This Vlive has been very pointless...

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Should we end it here?

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Our manager hasn't called. I'm bored so let's not.

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So what do you want to do?

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Let's bully into speaking.

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𝐫𝐲𝐮𝐣𝐢𝐩𝐩: what did u guys do today?

𝐠𝐮𝐧𝐬𝐮𝐧𝐠: djshshshs never give anarchy phones

𝗺𝐮𝗼𝐡𝐧𝐚: I LOVE SUNGMIN

𝐥𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐚: sry baekhyun speaks so I dip for him bye

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"What did you guys do today?"

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-ssi what did you do today?

shoots a death glare as the younger boy tries to express his annoyance. The glare causes others but to flinch.

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I'll pay you ₩10,000 if you share with us what you did today!

then proceeds to take 's wallet out of his pocket.

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Wait a minute-

Opening the wallet up, both and both start cracking up when they realize it's empty.

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WAIT I HAD A ₩50,000 NOTE IN THERE.

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𝐫𝐲𝐮𝐣𝐢𝐩𝐩: HES BROKE AHAHAHA

𝐠𝐮𝐧𝐬𝐮𝐧𝐠: plan to scam jy failed

𝗺𝐮𝗼𝐡𝐧𝐚: I LOVE SUNGMIN

𝐥𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐚: mood asf

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You told me to get food with the ₩50,000 this afternoon.

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YOU SPENT ₩50,000 ON FOOD? A SINGLE MEAL??

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I made ₩50,000 the food.

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YOU ATE THE ₩50,000???

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DONT GO AROUND TELLING PEOPLE YOU'RE FROM .

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I'm from

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I'm going to murder-

's phone notifications suddenly goes off, interrupting him.

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Oh the manager wants us to go down now.

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This VLive was super pointless...

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Why did we agree to do this.

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Shut up anyways bye!!

The boys all wave at the camera, all (but ) saying their goodbyes.

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How do I turn this off...?

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The "X" button

As the boys try to figure out how to turn off the livestream, and hide behind them and thinking the live has ended, passes a ₩50,000 note and passes him some bank notes.

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₩25,000?

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(turns around) HEY!

A.CTIVE CHECK ❯❯ for midnight only

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henlo so i typed this high high on cold meds

as a few midnight ppl knew, basically nothing

that came out from my mouth today made

sense and neither will this chapter