⇢︎ at ...19th of November, 2020 ++ 02:38a.m.

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The live session opens up with a half-dead with messy purple hair wearing a tank top, clearly underdressed for the live sitting in front of a table filled with endless plates of raw uncooked meat and vegetables, a grill and a steamboat pot filled with chicken broth. Through his nonexistent facial expression, it was made clear that the idol was sleeping just before the live session started.

After a brief moment of silence, finally made his first baby movements in the live, using a pair of chopsticks to place a piece of meat onto the grill, allowing it to barbecue before impulsively taking a piece of lettuce and then shoving it into his face, munching on the raw leaf.

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

Hyung- we're on live.

Two males then stepped out from behind the camera and into the frame, revealing themselves to be and , before taking the two seats next to

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

I don't care. What if I die the next minute from a heart attack and I don't get the opportunity to eat these delicious grub.

── ⺌⏜⺌⏜ ⇾ ➊ 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐌𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐒 ▾ 】────╮

𝐫𝐲𝐮𝐣𝐢𝐩𝐩: wtf i am hurt

𝐠𝐮𝐧𝐬𝐮𝐧𝐠: it's the korean line!!

𝗺𝐮𝗼𝐡𝐧𝐚: GUNO-

𝐭𝐳𝐮𝐲𝐛𝐞𝐛𝐞: omg a mukbang after

their comeback? 😍😍

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⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

you're hurting spectrum's feelings!

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

unhurt.

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

(shoving the grilled meat in his mouth) ogay wait im kidding.

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

3, 2, 1. Light with us! Hello! We are !

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

... 's Korean line.

── ⺌⏜⺌⏜ ⇾ ➊ 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐌𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐒 ▾ 】────╮

𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐝𝐫𝐢𝐧𝗼: ok boomer

𝐡𝐲𝐞𝐫𝗼𝐡𝐚: streamobsession or die!!

𝐥𝐞𝐞𝐤𝐧𝗼𝐰𝐣𝐚𝐞𝐡𝐲𝐮𝐧𝐠: jaehyung is so pretty IT HURTS

𝗺𝗼𝗼𝗼𝗼𝗼𝐧𝐛𝐢𝐧: where is the foreign line

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⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

(reading the comments) ...where is the foreign line?

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

why?

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

(picks up a knife)...are we not good enough for you?

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

(smacks head) you 'dis rascal

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

...they're recording a variety show now so you're stuck with us for now!

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

! How has your day been?

── ⺌⏜⺌⏜ ⇾ ➊ 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐌𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐒 ▾ 】────╮

𝐣𝗼𝐠𝐮𝐧𝗼𝐬𝐢𝐱𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐞: they're finally having a normal vlive-

𝐰𝗼𝐰𝐬𝐞𝐮𝐤𝐢: it was great!! y'all handsome af

𝐛𝐚𝐛𝐚𝐛𝗼𝗼𝐞𝐲: what's your mbti?

𝐥𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐚: i smell chaos

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⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

"Our mbti?" I am an esfp.

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

intj.

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

I am esfj.

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

I'm not too sure about the rest though...

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

is an isfp. I don't know about and though...

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

OH MY GOD! LETS TRY TO GUESS

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

I'm thinking intp.

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

wait yeah! you all don't know this but he's really smart and logical

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

...I was thinking isfp as well but whatever

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

you shall be the loner here then.

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

HEY!!

To both and disgust, immediately began to pout, causing to make a reaching action and to quickly take a nearby plate to block the view.

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

I hate these two so much.

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

But what do you think mbti is?

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

...

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

...abcd-e

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

You know what? I agree!!

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

I think I'll agree with that.

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

He's literally so...

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

...stupid.

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

(smacks head) hey, he's not stupid!!

Right after the light head smack though, and could very visibly be seen grinning to each other, with giving a thumbs up for his remark.

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

But I've recently seen an article on how mbti isn't really reliable..

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

In fact, I heard it's kind of useless.

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

to be honest, it's something taken online for fun... so I'd urge fans to take it with a grain of salt...

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

But not gonna lie, mbtis in my opinion are more credible then astrology due to its more scientific background

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

I never really did believe in astrology

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

I'm a rather scientific person...

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

oooh...

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

...at least that's what my horoscope says about me.

The two younger boys then turned their heads to look at skeptically, both questioning his intelligence and how serious he actually is.

── ⺌⏜⺌⏜ ⇾ ➊ 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐌𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐒 ▾ 】────╮

𝐣𝗼𝐠𝐮𝐧𝗼𝐬𝐢𝐱𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐞: did he just-

𝐰𝗼𝐰𝐬𝐞𝐮𝐤𝐢: streamobsession!!!

𝐛𝐚𝐛𝐚𝐛𝗼𝗼𝐞𝐲: I CANT TELL IF HES SERIOUS JSHSGSG

𝐥𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐚: do you have any cool stories to share while preparing for your comeback?

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⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

"any stories while preparing for our comeback?"

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

(chewing meat) ... the love-hate relationship with "i don't think so."

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

oh yeah!! our has a love-hate relationship with "i don't think so".

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

in our title track, sang the line "i don't think so" for a total of 21 times.

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

but then again, in the recording studios there were a lot of scrapped "i don't think so"s and when we counted them all, there were over 300 versions of unused "i don't think so"

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

300...?

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

Yeah!! So now he pretty much hates saying the phrase "I don't think so" but at the same time, I don't blame him.

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

damn... who was the producer?

The two younger boys then turn their heads to look at who say guiltily in the middle, silently shoving plain white rice into his mouth.

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

(mouth full of rice) who was it?

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

(eating a spoonful of rice) i wonder who?

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

(mouth full of rice) DON'T SPEAK WITH YOUR MOUTH FULL!!!

── ⺌⏜⺌⏜ ⇾ ➊ 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐌𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐒 ▾ 】────╮

𝐣𝗼𝐠𝐮𝐧𝗼𝐬𝐢𝐱𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐞: why is their leader like this...

𝐰𝗼𝐰𝐬𝐞𝐮𝐤𝐢: what's your ideal type in girls?

𝐛𝐚𝐛𝐚𝐛𝗼𝗼𝐞𝐲: JUSTICE FOR JASON!! GIVE HIM LINES

𝐥𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐚: his parts were the hottest i dont make the rules

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⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

..."what's your ideal type in girls?"

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

are we allowed to say this on live?

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

why not?

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

I like someone who's cheerful?

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

please elaborate.

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

someone who's bubbly, optimistic and fun. i need attention and entertainment 24/7.

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

Boooo, basic!!

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

Your ideal type is boring and it's such a textbook answer.

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

(throwing some meat onto bowl) shut yo mouth and eat.

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

I didn't like know my type... but my friend noticed that I had a thing for girls who are mature,

classy, princess-like and the visuals.

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

I think BLACKPINK-sunbaenim's Jisoo would be closest to my ideal type, after 's .

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

so you're the vain type huh...

and both shoot the younger boy an annoyed look, with taking more pieces of meat from the grill, throwing them onto bowl in hopes of shutting him up.

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

well then! what about you,

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

...I like men... (smiles)

Both and showed undoubtedly signs of surprise from response. An awkward silence broke out amongst the trio with the older duo just eating at the side silently, as no one knew how to respond to comment.

── ⺌⏜⺌⏜ ⇾ ➊ 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐌𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐒 ▾ 】────╮

𝐣𝗼𝐠𝐮𝐧𝗼𝐬𝐢𝐱𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐞: CONFUSED GAY NOISES

𝐰𝗼𝐰𝐬𝐞𝐮𝐤𝐢: DID HE JUST COME OUT

𝐛𝐚𝐛𝐚𝐛𝗼𝗼𝐞𝐲: JAEHYUNG-

𝐥𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐚: WHATWHATWHAT

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Ultimately, to break the silence, placed a sesame sauce bottle in front of him, piquing the interest and confusion from the older two.

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

what are you doing...?

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

magic.

Flicking the bottle cap twice, proceeded to twist the cap, loosening it and opening up the bottle before turning to look at his hyungs with a smug look, who just sat the the sat with poker faces, looking very unamused.

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

Wah... I'm flabbergasted. (applause)

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

speechless.

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

amazed.

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

shut up, my vocabulary isn't great.

── ⺌⏜⺌⏜ ⇾ ➊ 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐌𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐒 ▾ 】────╮

𝐣𝗼𝐠𝐮𝐧𝗼𝐬𝐢𝐱𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐞: WHO R UR EQUINOX BIASES

𝐰𝗼𝐰𝐬𝐞𝐮𝐤𝐢: jaehyung is so wild and for what

𝐛𝐚𝐛𝐚𝐛𝗼𝗼𝐞𝐲: we don't deserve these kings

𝐥𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐚: WHY R U TWO SO GOOD LOOKING?

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⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

who are your equinox and checkmate biases?

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

Wait- you're not allowed to say-

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

NOONA!

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

THATS JUST YOUR BIASED OPINION. YOURE NOT ALLOWED TO SAY YOUR FRIEND

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

she's literally on another level... how is she able to befriend like 102% of the midnight population

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

but even if we weren't friends, my bias would be or noona.

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

okay but and

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

we get it, they're the visuals.

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

they recently had their first comeback

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

I haven't heard their song-

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

WHAT- IT WAS SO GOOD

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

I think and shined the most this comeback...

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

WHAT?! IM PRETTY SURE and SHINED THE MOST THIS TIME

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

(mumbles) ...simps...

Before the boys knew it, and voices started getting louder and louder, both trying to drown out each other's voices just so they could make their point on which member they thought shined the most in this comeback while observed the drama from the side, eating his bowl of rice silently.

── ⺌⏜⺌⏜ ⇾ ➊ 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐌𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐒 ▾ 】────╮

𝐣𝗼𝐠𝐮𝐧𝗼𝐬𝐢𝐱𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐞: our kings promoting our queens

𝐰𝗼𝐰𝐬𝐞𝐮𝐤𝐢: THEY ALL SHINED PLS

𝐛𝐚𝐛𝐚𝐛𝗼𝗼𝐞𝐲: kyu n guno r such children istg

𝐥𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐚: SOMEONE STOP THEM

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Amidst all the chaos in the room, the door in the background, behind the three boys silently slid open and a pink-haired head popping out through the gap before the mysterious girl turned her face to see the boys and the camera, revealing herself to be before a second girl, appeared behind her and they stood behind the boys smiling as they watched them fight among each other for a good 3 seconds before noticed their presence.

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

oh! noona!

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

what? (turns his head around) OH SH- HELLO.

Both and immediately stood up from their seats, frantically bowing down to the girls respectfully to greet them while watched in disgust from their overreaction.

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

why are you bowing down? we're the seniors!

Despite reaction, and both went out of their way to bring in two ottomans from the couch near them to make the girls comfortable as they smiled gleefully as they greeted their seniors.

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

so what brought you here?

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

Well... -unnie got lost trying to walk around the building and I just bumped into her...

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

I got chased out from the corridor round that corner earlier on by those men

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

ah... it's because they're filming the new boy group survival programme...

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

I'm close with quite a few of the participants...

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

yesyes you're close with everyone we know.

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

it's just how she's been seen her trainee days.

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

... anyways what are you doing?

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

a mukbang vlive.

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

oh yeah! you girls should eat!

then quickly gets up from his seat and open a new box of meat, before placing them on the grill for the two girls. however, the girls were unexpected surprised by this kind gesture and quickly politely rejected his advances.

── ⺌⏜⺌⏜ ⇾ ➊ 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐌𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐒 ▾ 】────╮

𝐣𝗼𝐠𝐮𝐧𝗼𝐬𝐢𝐱𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐞: HES SO SWEET

𝐰𝗼𝐰𝐬𝐞𝐮𝐤𝐢: gentleman kyu!!

𝐛𝐚𝐛𝐚𝐛𝗼𝗼𝐞𝐲: KYU IS SUCH A NICE PERSON

𝐥𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐚: AWWW LUCKY EQUINOX

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⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

ahh, please don't! we have album promotions tomorrow and our manager will scold us for going against our diet plans.

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

thank you, though... but our manager won't be happy with us...

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

(picking up a plastic knife and pointing it at the camera) manager... you let the girls eat or I'll kill you.

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

how would you like if we took away your rights to eat, huh?

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

don't make me beat you up

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

👁👄👁 thanks...

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

(cutting up grilled meat) a little bit won't kill you.

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

our manager will.

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

then i'll kill him. (grabbing a piece of meat) open mouth.

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

our manager-

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

(snatching the knife from ) eat or i kill you.

immediately turns to face the camera, with a desperate look as if she was begging for help while everyone else laughs at her predicament. not wanting to be the next quickly picks up a pair of chopsticks and start shoving two pieces of grilled meat into her mouth. Eventually, relents and reluctantly allows herself to be force fed that damn piece of meat.

── ⺌⏜⺌⏜ ⇾ ➊ 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐌𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐒 ▾ 】────╮

𝐣𝗼𝐠𝐮𝐧𝗼𝐬𝐢𝐱𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐞: PRISM ARE SUCH GREAT SENIORS

𝐰𝗼𝐰𝐬𝐞𝐮𝐤𝐢: is the manager even human???

𝐛𝐚𝐛𝐚𝐛𝗼𝗼𝐞𝐲: IROHA'S FACE SCREAMS HELP ME AHAHA

𝐥𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐚: SEUL-

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⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

30 years later, you're gonna be grateful to have as your older brother figures.

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

I'm older than 4 members.

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

Shouldn't you guys call me noona?

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

(reluctantly) noona.

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

(pinches cheeks) good boys.

── ⺌⏜⺌⏜ ⇾ ➊ 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐌𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐒 ▾ 】────╮

𝐣𝗼𝐠𝐮𝐧𝗼𝐬𝐢𝐱𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐞: KJSHSHSGS

𝐰𝗼𝐰𝐬𝐞𝐮𝐤𝐢: the DISRESPECT

𝐛𝐚𝐛𝐚𝐛𝗼𝗼𝐞𝐲: that was so forced

𝐥𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐚: 😂😂😂

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⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

since we treated you to some pieces of meat i expect some payment in return!

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

what.

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

we'd like a copy of your album.

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

so there's really no such thing as a free lunch huh.

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

luckily for you... (taking an album out from her bag) i have one copy in my bag.

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

are you guys... going to unbox it right here?

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

(unwrapping the plastic) can you sign our albums?

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

i don't want to.

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

spit out the meat you just swallowed.

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

This brat- don't make me call to beat you up. You guys literally forced us to eat your meat.

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

(signing the album) we're their juniors so we'll just get bullied I guess.

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

(signs the album) we got bullied by our younger bros this is just the midnight family life.

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

and we're selling signed albums for...

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

I-

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

A starting bid of 100,000krw, no more no less! it even has and fingerprint on it!

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

you can even smell it!

Everyoneexcept for shot the camera a disgusted look while just hides his face with the signed album as he dies from embarrassment.

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

-ah... you have issues.

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

wow... the album... looks so colourful unlike our DEVIL OBSESSION albums.

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

whoever designed our album!! please take a look at ! Please take in some inspiration for our next album.

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

are you... unboxing it?

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

alright...

As soon as opens up the album to reveal the photo book, the two photo cards inside immediately slid off its pages and dropped pathetically onto the ground, much to the panic and embarrassment of everyone.

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

Oi! Be careful with my unnies' faces

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

This is why we don't deserve nice things...

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

who did you get?

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

and my biases.

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

im one of your biases? I'm flattered.

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

The girls in the photo book are also pretty... I think I would be proud flexing to my friends that I'm older brother.

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

kjshsgsg you're actually helping us promote our album. we love you, best seniors.

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

(flips the photo book to the camera) look at how gorgeous is.

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

simp.

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

the camera really don't do the photobook enough justice...

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

It's probably because we're using 's phone.

⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

if you want to see our photobook clearly, please buy our album!!

── ⺌⏜⺌⏜ ⇾ ➊ 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐌𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐒 ▾ 】────╮

𝐣𝗼𝐠𝐮𝐧𝗼𝐬𝐢𝐱𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐞: SHE DROPPED THIS 👑

𝐰𝗼𝐰𝐬𝐞𝐮𝐤𝐢: SHE REALLY JUSG PROMOTED HER ALBUM ON HER SENIOR'S LIVE I-

𝐛𝐚𝐛𝐚𝐛𝗼𝗼𝐞𝐲: OMFGSGSGSGS

𝐥𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐚: 😂😂😂

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⸝⸝ ⸃ !!

Wait- YOU CANT DO THAT ON OUR LIVE.