On this morning, the team of soldiers I am in has to go into a village, not far from the abandoned one because we had an order to follow. The order is to advance into an enemy village, capture a few civilians and peasants, and demolish some buildings, just in case if they are going to attack. While we were walking to that village, I looked around and I have observed that almost every warrior of the army I am in is here, I have also seen a carriage who carries our weapons and an enormous guy who is dragging a cart which contains a guy who is dressed not for war but just for a nice walk through the forest... That guy is a noble... And he is also our General in this war campaign at the Moldova Kingdom... Yeap... We are screwed.

"Move faster, you fucking giant!" says the disrespectful general to his poor warrior who is dragging him while he stays in the cart, at a nice chair and he is eating a lump of rabbit meat and drinking wine. "Move or I'll probably kill another warrior in your name, Roger."

"Yes, master." I heard that poor and giant warrior saying to his General.

"I am the master! I am the masters, you freak!" says the General to everyone in this army while he drinks wine. "You are lucky you are in my army, or else you will be fighting against an army which General is just a peasant like you... I just hope my father will decapitate him on my birthday which would be in three weeks later!"

"Nobody cares," whispers Fiona to me while both are walking to our next target.

"Man! I really wanted to bang a girl from there so hard! I heard the girls there are much more beautiful than the ones from our Kingdom. I hope it is true because the one from this army is just a few who are good for nothing." speaks General to himself because nobody cares about what he is speaking but we have to follow his orders if we wanted to not be sent into the Romania Kingdom Jail for reasons for treason.

We walked for a few hours and we still haven't arrived at our destination, which is good because I don't want to see any of my comrades die, but it was also bad because our General has started to act like a little and ungrateful brat to the poor muscular guy whose name is Roger. I wanted to do something to help him, but our General is just a big brat who doesn't even know how to do an order. A few minutes ago, the General ordered soldiers to sing him a song to help him sleep faster, the soldiers refused, and the General has yelled at them: "If you do not sing a song right now, I will kill your entire families for treason!". Obviously, the soldiers didn't believe that, but later on, they had to do that because this crazy noble could decapitate any member of his family at any second.

The General didn't like the song those two soldiers were singing as he yelled at them.

"You suck! No wonder why you two can't even fight!"

"Says, you," whispers Roger to them, but the General looked angry at him.

"What did you say, slave?!"

"Slave?" asks Fiona looking at that General. "Since when a knight is your slave?"

"Shut up, you weak woman!" yelled the General at Fiona which wasn't a good idea if you wanted to achieve a world where everyone dead is there to stay there forever.

Fiona looked pissed at that General, she was about to take her big sword from the sheath, but the guy whose name is Roger stopped her and he whispered in her ear something, which makes her restrain her hand and tilt her in the favour... whatever the guy whose name is Roger. Everyone has stopped to see the action it has happening, the General was pissed and he felt embarrassed for what was happening here, he got humiliated by his knight is working on protecting the kingdom and everyone else from there who is living there, even nobles who are always some jerks who think the money could solve any problem.

"Y-You ungrateful, slave of mine! My father will decapitate your head!"

"For what?" asks Fiona sliding Roger from her way and she looks at him, while everyone in the army has stopped moving because they are looking at Fiona and General while they are verbally fighting.

"For treason!"

"Treason? I just raised my sword because I sensed danger."

"Danger?! What danger, you brat?"

"You. You are our danger," says Fiona to the General. "Don't you see you are one of the worst General I have ever had to follow orders !"

"B-But, my father did the-

"Your father did nothing, Augustus! You are just one of his ungrateful children!"

"H-How dare you mocking me, you woman slave who is just good to make babies!" says our General Augustus taking the sword from his throne, get off from his throne, and asks Fiona: "I challenge you to a duel!"

When the General has said that, everyone from this army has laughed, somewhere crying while they were laughing, others were down they were hurting their stomach while they are laughing, and even me with Roger we were laughing at this decision. The General, much weaker than one of the children from the orphanage I lived, wanted to fight against Fiona, who is one of the best knights of our Kingdom... I'm sorry, but this General is much dumber than I have thought. How come a guy like that become a General? He probably doesn't even know how to speak with people without yelling. Even small children who haven't encountered a war are much smarter than this guy who doesn't even know the difference between poisonous arrows and normal ones, or a lady to a female warrior.

Fiona says to the General.

"I accept the offer. But with one condition. If you lose, I will control the army, and if you win... I will become your slut slave." says Fiona while he makes everyone shocked about this deal, and making me have no idea what did she offer if the General will win because I am kind and I haven't heard about the word "slut"... Is this some kind of slave who cleans the prison cells?

"I agree." says the General starting to look prepared and forgetting that his soldiers are laughing their asses off, even I am laughing because the General has just done a massive mistake.

Those two were going into a clean area and there they have started to do a duel, while almost the entire army was watching the fight, but the fight didn't take long because, at the first move, Fiona took her sword and with one single swing she broke the General sword and made him surrender.

"Alright! Alright! You win! I'll let be the General!" says the ex-General who has started to wet his pants, crying and begging for mercy.

"Good," says Fiona putting her sword back on the sheath and turning to everyone. "Listen! We came here to follow the orders and fight, right?"

"Yes!" says almost every soldier who had gathered to see the fight.

"Now listen to what we will have to do... We will not attack the village because it will be useless knowing our conditions."

"Why?" asks the ex-General getting on his legs.

Fiona didn't say anything to our ex-General, but he looked at me and she asked me if I can shoot a fireball from that distance at a tree from almost o kilometre away. I told her I could try and she whispered at me were to shot that fireball. I turned around I looked at the tree she indicated me to shot, I aimed my wand there and I say: "Fireball!", and after a few seconds, I little ball covered completely on fire was launching from my wand and was flying to that tree.

After the fireball has hit the tree, from there, one man who has covered in the fire thanks to the fireball and he fell from a few meters into the ground. Then, I looked at Fiona and she told me directly.

"We are followed!" says Fiona to me and everyone. "We have to change our plans!"

"What will be the plan, then?" asks one guy who is dressing in wizard clothes and he looks much older than me. "If we can't go to their village we have to do one of the unexpected things they didn't anticipate."

"What do you mean?" asks the same old wizard.

"Brothers Flint and Judah. Can you three do me a little favour?" asks Fiona looking at me and the Brother's Flint who were at my back and I didn't notice they were in our camp in the first place because the abandoned village represents almost thirteen houses who can fit even eight warriors.

"We sure can do it." says one of the Flint brothers who are having long hair and he is smiling at Fiona.

"Just give us the orders and we can do it." says the second Flint brother who is bald and he is having an on his left ear which looks very painful.

"Good." says Fiona looking at Flint Brothers and then she looks at me. "Can you do this thing?"

"Yes, ma- I mean! Yes, General Fiona!" I say to Fiona which makes her feeling around and inspired.

"Good. Your mission will start in the night, and the rest of us..." she turned around to the hundreds of soldiers who are waiting for her orders. "We are going back to our camps! We will the enemy there and when he will arrive, we will use our full force! Understand?"

"YES!" yelled the crowd of warriors feeling around now that they have a compatible leader instead of a guy who doesn't even know the definition of hard life or being a respectful person.