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Dj: I am not even kidding all of my animals are dying
Dj: Im literally gonna cry fr my lizard, panda, 3 dogs, 5 cats, and 2 turtles just died.
Dj: Mama is so sad I've cooked her like 15 meals and she is still sad
Leshawna: oh dj babe 😭
Lindsay: #Wap Dj. I feel very bad wap for your pets and mama.
Dj: Okay I am so done wtf
Duncan: lindsay i cant do this anymore
Gwen: HELP I CANT TELL IF SHES BEING FR ANYMORE
Bridgette: AHJHSJAHSJSH
Heather: Lindsay your so fucking dumb
Tyler: linds, hun what do you think wap is?
Lindsay: Worship and prayer, why?
Tyler: that is not what it means babe...
Noah: SHES SO STUPIDHSDHSJHD
Cody: I feel bad😭😭😭😭
Harold: 🤩🥳🥳😍😍🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😁😁😁😃😃😚😚😘😘😘🥰😗🤩😝😝😜🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪😋😋😔😐😶🤔🙄🤔🤨☹️🙁🤨🤐😬😳😤🤔😠🤔🙄😋🤔😝😒😱🤯😰😰😨😮💨😮💨😖😖😖😞😴😢😪😴🥱🥱🥱🥱😫😫😫😩😩😩😩😩😣😣😲😲😲
Noah: Bitch what the fuck
Harold: Hahhahaha your so weird ur gay #LAMO
Duncan: how do you still not know its lmao
Duncan: harold ive told you this before
Duncan: your existence annoys me
Leshawna: duncan there is no way in hell ur speaking 💀
Alejandro: Duncan es muy muy muy feo, a dios mios. Duncan silencio.
Heather: "Duncan is very very very ugly, oh my goodness. Duncan be quiet"
Courtney: LMFAO
Lindsay: Let me fart adios oops?..
Lindsay: Country i am confused
Gwen: lindsay i gen dont have any hope in u
Lindsay: I do!:)
Bridgette: does anyone wanna play fortnite?
Geoff: yesssss
Trent: sure!
Zeke: Let me hop on!
Zeke: ON GANG!
Bridgette: no bitch
Zeke: Lol why r u even playing ur a girl.. girls don't play video games #nocap
Beth: Your wrong. ;-; Uwu TvT :333333 I play video games! :PPPP Boys r so funny sometimes! Meowmewowowow!! :33
Noah: what the fuck is wrong with her
Duncan: I hate everything
Noah: lol kys
Duncan: stfu
Geoff: party tonight or no take a vote
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Lindsay: YAAAs Queen! I want party ! We can invite Trey too!
Gwen: no
Courtney: maybe another day
Geoff: Alright
Trent: You thought i was feeling u?
Leshawna: trent stfu
Zoey: Hi guys!
Duncan: lol leave
Bridgette: Duncan u leave hoe
Courtney: hi zoey
Zoey: i was just wondering, can i add brick
Mike: sure why not
Harold: Why not, let us have a new acquaintance. I'm sure no one will mind. I would love to have Brick !
Gwen: harold is actually such a npc😭😭😭
Noah: LMFAO IK
Cody: is everyone still afraid of there fears they said on s1
Gwen: hell yea
Duncan: yeah shes fucking scary
Courtney: no way ur still scared of that..
Duncan: bro ur scared of green jello😭
Courtney: not anymore
Duncan:
Courtney: AHHFCJfWHATTHEFUCK STOPO IT
Duncan: see bitch
Cody: duncans in his baddie era😩😩😩😝😝😝
Duncan: ur fat and gay
Cody: Im the opposite of fat what
Cody: ur torso takes up ur whole fucking body like what
Geoff: MMpshs Dayyyyyuum oh they see me hskdj i just wanna rah i badadyay bum bum bum I just wanna rock badayadaydyadya shawty got the badadadyaya ohm gimmeone dun dun bom
Bridgette: what
Bridgette: EVERYONE CHECK LIFE360
Bridgette: DUNCAN IS AT COURTNEYS HOUSE AND NOAH IS AT CODYS
Gwen: AWWWWW
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Dj: D-MANNNNNNNN
Trent: RIZZLY BEAR FR
Leshawna: trent never say that again.
Bridgette: LOLL
Duncan: shes cuddling me rn
Geoff: AW
Bridgette: YAY
Gwen:aww
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Gwen: OMGGGGGGGGGGGGG
Bridgette:HEHEHEHAHSAUHSA
Leshawna:AWWWWWWWWWWW
Izzy:NOCOCOOCOCOOCOCCOCO
Duncan: LOL THEY R SO GAY
Trent: UESSSSSSSss
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Back to gc
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Noah:
Heather: LMFAOOOOOOO
Alejandro: HAHAHSAHOSA
Trent: BRO WTF DID I DO😭😭😭😭😭
Gwen: omg😭
Courtney:AHAHAHAHS
Duncan: Pu to courtneys
Bridgette: k
Geoff: bet
Dj: coming
Trent: ok
Gwen: ok
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Geoff:
Alejandro: heatherrr we shouldve went we couldve done that
Heather: shut up ik but i do ly
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Alejandro: i knew it
Sierra: DUNCEY AND ALEHEATHER!
Courtney: Fuck u
Duncan: princess its fine
Owen: guys dont eat hair gel
Trent: owen..
Izzy: Why its so good
Heather: wtf is wrong w u guys
Harold: You guys are weird
Duncan: do not talk harold💀
Brick: wow this gc is big
Heather: who r u
Zoey: thats brick
Mike: hhii guys
Justin: why r u all randomly spawning
scott: fr
Heather: bro💀
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Dj: my penguin died
Alejandro: how many pets do u have wtf
Dj: alot and there all passing :(
Bridgette: Dj ily im so sorry 😭
Duncan: ending up like the queen fr
💀
Leshawna: OMFG DUNCAN😭
Gwen: HELP U CANNOT SAY TAHG
Dj: DUNCAN BRO WTFD
Duncan: LMFAO IM SORRY
Duncan: TELL MAMA I GIVE MY PRAYERS
Courtney: 😭
Cody: I cant w u all
Lindsay: Im so board
Heather: lindsay it's "bored"
Courtney: LMAO
Lindsay: Ok thank you Hannah!
Heather: ..
Alejandro:💀
Tyler: guys dont be mean u know how she is
Bridgette: how is everyone today
Courtney: im great ty bridgette!
Heather: cuz ur with ur duncan boo boo bear
Leshawna: I laughed for the first time heather has ever said something
Gwen: heheheheh same
Trent: lettts goo
Trent: i have that song stuck in my head
Gwen: lol shut yp
Gwen: jk
Trent: ok
Izzy:AWDOIWHDOWUSAILKJKDHLJLYU:JKL
Gwen: oh same
Courtney: bridgettetete sleepover?
Courtney: gwendolyn u too
Gwen: sure
Bridgette: sure
Owen: HOLYYY BALLS I JUST SWALLOWED A POTTED PLANT
Duncan: WHAT THE HELL
Owen: UMM WHAT DO I DO MY STOMACH HURTS
Owen: GUYS??
Read at 5:46pm.
Owen: HELLLO I NEED HELP TF
Read at 5:47pm.
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Trent: i cant sleep enough w out u
Trent: i cant eat enough w out u
Duncan: owen be like
Courtney: DUNCAN B NICE
Trent:if i dont speak does that mean were through
Trent:dont like sneaky shit that u do
Scott: trent fr when he saw gwuncan in world tour
Courtney: scott stfu why r u even in this gc u smell like actual booty
Duncan: LOL
Cody: GOOD FOR U U LOOK HAPPPY AND HEALTHY NOT ME BLALALJSAKSA
Leshawna: In his olivia phase
Noah: pls no cody
Zoey: I found more fanfics
Mike: no
Mike: stop
Brick: well what is it
Zoey: So basically Courtney was on tinder looking for a man bc duncan pissed her off or something im not rly sure tbh and then courtney found Lighting and thought he was rly fine for some reason and swiped right and then courtney went to lightnings house to meet up with him but then walked in on lighting and cameron cuddling and in the bed and then courtney was like wtf i thought we matched and then ran away back to duncan but duncan got mad at courtney for going on tinder so duncan was cuddling with izzy and then courtney ran away on a unicorn and lived the rest of her life on the clouds
Heather: oh.
Gwen: how amazing
Courtney: wtf💀
Duncan: wow that was really well thought out
Courtney: wowwww
Duncan: im jkkk
Alejandro: where can I find this story!
Cody: fr!
Noah: u guys r weird as hell like cody i thought i was gay but ur like gay x100 💀
Cody: Shut ur 3 inch pp up
Geoff: pause how do you know
Trent:💀
Dj:Omfg
Dj: you guys are so weird
Cody: u know why geoff
Geoff: oh what the flip i was joking
Leshawna: flip
Bridgette:LOLOL
Heather:💀
Zeke: HELLO My feinds!sj:))*!%*#
Cody:Bye
Everyone read at 7:56pm.
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