Do you smell that?

Thought I smelled a cherry.

Was there a hint of vanilla in the air?

Anyways,

I was standing there,

When he asked me the question,

When a lady offered me a cup of water,

Anyways,

I was standing there,

When he asked the question,

When the waiter brought my meal,

Anyways,

I was standing there,

When he asked the question,

When I cut into my steak,

Anyways,

I was standing there,

When he asked the question,

When I bit into an apple,

Anyways I was standing there,

When he asked the question,

When I had the urge to pick up a red hot piece of coal,

Anyways,

The lady,

Threw her drink on my face,

She said goodnight, see you tomorrow morning,

I was flabbergasted,

Yes, I was standing in line,

And I was appalled,

I wasn't ready for it,

I tripped and fell,

From heaven to greet you baby.

Anyways,

When you cut a chicken’s head off—

Yeah, yeah, we know,

Well, I was smoking there,

When two little rabbits ran by me,

Where did they go?

Who knows.