《Harry Potter and the Dovahkiin》Pumpkins
Advertisement
Ben felt mentally exhausted, it took every ounce of willpower in his body to not test the limits of his broomstick, flying circles around the field. He had finally broken his detention streak, and that was something to celebrate.
On the way to the Ravenclaw common room, he met two of his old friends.
"Look, George, It's our little raven friend."
"Looks like he's been learning to fly Fred."
"Where have you been, we haven't seen you for weeks."
"Been busy studying."
"Studying? where's the fun in that, you learn faster by doing stuff, right George?"
"It's no use Fred, the Ravens finally got to him, he's no fun anymore."
"Oh, I'm still plenty fun." Ben rebutted.
"That's what he says, Let's go, George, Lee's waiting."
"Hey!!" Ben called out to the twins who were now running down the stairs.
""What??""
"Be ready for something special tonight, It's going to BLOW your head," Ben said, beaming a mischievous smile down at the twins.
Watching the stunned look on their faces, he rushed up the stairs.
"He looked pretty confident George, what do you think he's up to."
"He did say BLOW, didn't he?"
"Let's hope it's not our heads that blow George, I'd hate to lose our pretty face."
***
On his way down to the Great Hall for the Halloween Feast, Ben heard a few girls talking about a first-year girl crying in the girls' bathroom. Ben knew that Potter and Weasley would take care of her and kept walking towards the Great Hall.
He had spent some time with Hermione, she would often join Ravenclaw students in the Library. Sadly, even among the Ravenclaws, no one liked her know-it-all attitude. She just could not keep her mouth shut, it was as if the poor girl was cursed.
Advertisement
Ben had contemplated interfering and getting Hermione out of the bathroom before the Troll struck, but that would reduce the golden trio to a golden duo, and that would completely change the flow of this world.
The Great hall was livelier than usual, or should I say deadlier. Black clouds of bats fluttered from the ceiling and swooped over everyone's heads, and thousands of carved pumpkins floated in the halls with candles burning with blue flames in them.
Just as the food appeared on the tables, the door to the Great Hall swung open and Quirrellmort stumbled in, looking like he'd seen a troll.
'Tch, he had come right now, couldn't wait a bit longer,' thought Ben.
Stumbling down the hall, he reached Dumbledore's chair and gasped,
"Troll - in the dungeons - thought you ought to know."
There was a huge uproar, Dumbledore made a few firecrackers shoot from his wand to grab everyone's attention.
"Prefects," he rumbled, "lead your Houses back to the dormitories immediately!"
As everyone made their way out of the Hall, Fred and George somehow made their way to Ben and whispered.
"Merlin's beard, Brown. We didn't expect this at all."
"Where'd you find a Troll, there isn't a secret entrance big enough for a troll, is there George?"
"No there isn't one, Fred."
"Wait! This isn't what I was talking about."
""It's not?""
"No! Where would I find a troll?" Ben argued.
"He's making sense, George. Looks like we got excited about nothing."
"Well, looking at Quirrell's face, there's got to be a troll somewhere," George said.
"You two can go looking for it, I am off to enjoy the feast."
"You'll miss something wonderful if you miss the feast," Ben whispered to them as he followed the crowd of Ravenclaws to the common room.
Advertisement
Since he was at the back of the crowd now, he hid his face with his hat and used [Clairvoyance] on Dumbledore. Ben was not at all surprised when it pointed towards the first-floor girls' bathroom.
What height should a wooden club fall from for it to build enough momentum to knock a troll out? Ben was no Isaac Newton, but even he knew that the answer had to be higher than the ceiling of a bathroom. Yet, Ron Weasley somehow managed to break all laws, magical and muggle to put the troll to sleep.
It was Dumbledore at work with his perfect disillusionment charm. Giving his little lions a big ego boost while helping them form new bonds of friendship, Dumbledore really was a meddling old goat.
***
Harry and Ron entered through the portrait hole and looked around.
The common room was packed and noisy. Everyone was eating the food that had been sent up. Hermione, however, stood alone by the door, waiting for them. There was a very embarrassed pause. Then, without looking at each other, they all said "Thanks," and hurried off to get plates.
"Harry, Ron. Come quick, the food is almost finished," Fred said waving at the trio.
By the time they got their plates, the remaining food on the table was already vanishing.
"Where were you guys anyways? Haven't you heard, there's a troll running around the castle."
The three quietly looked at each other but no one said anything.
"Oh don't worry you three, there's still dessert left. You won't have to go hungry."
Soon the tables were once again filled with food, this time it was carved pumpkins filled with sweets and candy. There were pumpkin-shaped pumpkin pies, scary-looking caramel apples, candy corn, candy apples, apple bread and glasses filled with pumpkin juice.
The trio filled their plates with a bit of everything and found a place to sit near the twins.
"Is it me or do these apples taste like pumpkins to you too Fred."
"Huh, they really do taste like pumpkins, and so do the candy corns."
"I think we've had too much pumpkin for one night, Fred."
"Merlin's fat hat! Your head's getting bigger," Fred screamed pointing towards George's head.
George felt his head with his hands and then screamed pointing at Fred.
"Your face is turning ORANGE!"
There were a lot of similar screams coming from the room.
"Ron, your head's inflating too." Harry pointed out.
"Ahh, noo! I don't wanna die. DO something." Ron started crying like a baby as he shook Harry's shoulder, soon Harry's head too started to inflate and turned orange.
Soon all the human heads in the room, transformed into large pumpkins with scary faces drawn upon them. Some of them found it hard to balance the large pumpkins and toppled to the ground.
It was utter chaos in the room when people saw orange liquid flowing out of the cracked pumpkin heads on the ground. There were cries from Mommies and Daddies everywhere.
Fred and George, who had successfully pulled their heads out of the pumpkins were stumped looking at the scene.
"Merlins Beard, Fred. It seems Brown really knows how to have fun."
"It seems he does, George. Pumpkin Fight?"
"You bet." George smiled as he aimed at Ron's pumpkin head, who was still screaming at the top of his lungs.
Advertisement
- In Serial222 Chapters
The Beauty Inside: Stealing The First Kiss, Get a Wife
A tragedy struck Wenceslas family 22 years ago. A noble family no one would fail to recognise throughout the country. They owned wealth which would not run out to be inherited through generations.
8 759 - In Serial132 Chapters
Hate You, Love You.
Adelaide Montessori Prep, school for the children of the rich and upper-class members of the social ladder.
8 504 - In Serial29 Chapters
Cultivating Earth [Hiatus]
[This fiction is on indefinite hiatus. I'm currently acting as a 24-hour caregiver for my step-father who had a massive heart attack. I apologize for disappearing so quickly, but sometimes that's just life. I'll return as soon as possible. Sorry everyone!] Zhao Gang, after hundreds of thousands of years cultivating, has finally reached the penultimate threshold. He is ready to ascend to the level of True Immortal. Driven by the need for a place his enemies won't find him, Zhao Gang puts together an audacious plan. He has developed a revolutionary new formation which will allow him to ascend while on even the lowest planes. To avoid drawing attention, he has to choose a plane that is relatively desolate, however. He chooses Earth. Fast forward three thousand years. Zhao Gang discovers what his work has wrought - a cultivation-free culture that has delved the deep mysteries of creation - he can't help but think how this tiny little planet devoid of natural energy could affect the course of all creation. There's only one problem. For that to happen, he has to succeed in cultivating Earth. Notes: Chinese names should be ignored in the social context - they don't mean anything. Sorry for slaughtering such a beautiful tradition. This novel starts off slower than most. If the slow-roll isn't your thing, you might want to give this a pass. If it's not for you, I understand. Also, releases may be broken up into smaller chunks. The goal is 5k words, but definitely more than 4k. If you see a short release, be aware that more is probably coming. I'll be honest and say that I'm struggling with each new scene, if only because I want to balance the scope of vision with good pacing. I hope the work I put into it is worthwhile.
8 77 - In Serial25 Chapters
Disciple of the Dragon
Dexter dreamt of a peaceful time in the sun when an eclipse interrupted his plans. The world changed into a wasteland, dominated by supernatural creatures and demons. Returned to Earth during the advent of the System, Dexter will have to advance through the realms of the Nexus, and regain the abilities he once held in order to right the wrongs of his past. Progression includes: Classes, Skills, Spells and Soul strengthening as Dexter uncovers the secrets of the Nexus. Release date: 5 Chapters a week, Monday - Friday. [Participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge]
8 242 - In Serial8 Chapters
BladeMage
Arenya Azural, a dragon-blooded farmer from a small town in the middle of nowhere, always dreamed of being a great hero, battling demons and monsters as a force of magic and power. Now her dream has a chance to become reality - she's a new student at Ba'al Cedric's Academy of Adventurers, a university for warrriors and heroes to learn to battle against the surprisingly amicable demon armies of the neighboring country in an endless war nobody really remembers the point of by now. She's also a BladeMage - an exceedingly rare and exceedingly difficult dual class that few have ever managed to succeed in, but those who have gain immense power. Arenya has a long road ahead of her, with rival students, duels with demons, and a host of benchmarks she must pass in order to keep her scholarship. Will she make it to level 100 and beyond, or die too many times and be forced to return home, tail (literally) between her legs to a life of farming and dreaming of adventure? BladeMage is a LitRPG with a lighter focus on stats. It features battles, leveling up, giant monsters, a bit of fanservice, and more. [Update: The LitRPG elements are proving themselves relatively unimportant as I continue to write. They may be dropped entirely, in which case I will change the prior chapters as well as update this description.] Content warnings: As a story featuring lots of fighting, there will be blood and death. However, since characters rarely die permanently, this will not be a hyperviolent story with extreme gore for the sake of it. Some sexual content and fanservice may be included, but this should remain firmly at the PG-13 level and there will be no sexual violence of any kind. The Cover: Someone suggested that I should have a dragon girl with a miniskirt on the cover. I can't draw and I don't know who to ask or commission, so a few minutes in the GNU Image Manipulation Program and the masterful cover above was created! Please feel free to use your imagination to see a gorgeous half-dragon with azure hair, wings, and a tail, holding a lightning-infused sword while fighting demons.
8 188 - In Serial26 Chapters
The Ending They Should've Gotten - Monty and Winston
What if Monty didn't die? And what if he and Winston got a happy ending?
8 111

