Who wants to play,

My dad isn’t home today,

I hate it when he's there,

Always watching,

It's uncomfortable.

I have a space fighter game,

We can take turns,

I want to be Leah though,

You can be Luke.

What? How old are you?

No one plays Rainbow Caravan Ships anymore.

What? What grade are you in?

Have you ever driven a car?

Uh oh.

My dad's home.

Gotta go.

Talk you later.

You can call me Shadow Boy.

Oh wait.

He's leaving.

Yeah, I know him.

He's my housekeeper.

Uh oh.

Time's up.

Uh oh.

Bedtime.

Uh oh.

Hovercrafts are the best.

Uh oh.

Yeah, I’m a card collector.

Yeah, well I’m a spellcaster.

Of course I have tarot cards!

What spells have I cast?

What business of it is yours?

Why am I the only one getting fact checked?

Of course I’m experienced!

Okay, you caught me.

I’m just a poet.

Then go!

No, I dare not.

A took a bite.

No! Not that!

Welp.