《The annoying Sugar Daddy (Yoonmin) *Completed*》The missing suga daddy
Advertisement
Jimin's pov
"Yoongi! Why the FUCK didn't you come help your wife with these bags!?!". I shouted when I entered the living room but I didn't see him. "Yoongi?". I tilted my head. "Hubby? King? Prince? Dear? Sweetie? Mochi number two? Rich papi? My other half? My forever?". I called out and got nothing. "Yoongi, on my LIFE, I will NEVER call you master!". I yelled and I didn't hear anything. "Where the fuck did he go?". I wondered.
"I told him straight to his face that I'm going to finish the rest of the Christmas shopping today". I said. "God damn it, he don't listen for shit". I groaned and saw that someone was trying to reach us on our computer. "Oh?". I tilt my head and went over to it.
"Tae? Where the hell are you?". I asked. "What are you talking about? I'm on our lake". Taehyung says. "Lake? You guys have a lake!?!". I yelled. "You don't?". Taehyung tilts his head and I rolled my eyes. "Anywho, Jungkook isn't here, so I want to know if you want to go out somewhere". Taehyung says. "He isn't? That's weird, Yoongi isn't here either". I told him and Taehyung raised his brow.
"Jin? What...". "Jimin, where's Joon?". Jin says. "The hell? How should I know?". I said. "Cause you should, now where is my man?". Jin asks. "I have my own problems, I can't find...". "As you just said, your own problems, so I don't need to hear about it". Jin looks at me. "Where's Joon?". Jin asks again. "I don't care nor know". I told him. "You are SO disrespectful". Jin groaned.
"Bro, I can't find Kook". "Good, he probably drowned... His muscles can't save him from that". "But he can swim". "Not in my mind he can't". "I also can't find Yoongi". I told him. "I also knew that he wasn't good enough for you, now make me happy and date Mr. Lee". "He's married". I said. "Not in my mind he's not". Jin smiled. "I told you we should have shot that woman! Now how am I supposed to watch him get naked!?!". "You stopped?".
Advertisement
"Jin... They are things that honest human beings shouldn't do". I said. "Fight me Jimin".
"Yas bestie! Serving looks in different languages since the dawn of time, as you should". I said. "I had a hard life looking like this Jimin, truly a sad life". Xiumin put his hand on his head. "But enough about how beautifully luscious we are bestie, my baby daddy is missing". Xiumin said. "Hoseok too!?!". I yelled. "Too?". Xiumin took out a knife. "That fucker Yoongi left!?! Did he even decorate like you ordered him too!?!".
"No bestie". I fake sniffed. "I knew that bitch didn't love you! And on Christmas!?! I'mma kill for you bestie! I'm coming, don't worry!". I watch Xiumin start getting his shit while cursing out and I laughed. "I'm sorry but Yoongi didn't decorate the house?". Jin says. "He didn't". I said. "Xiumin, I'm coming with you". "Good, good, I need more hands to move the body". Xiumin nods. "I know just were to put him too, yes". Xiumin laughs.
"Please don't get blood on my floor". I told them and saw that Taehyung was staring at me. "Tae? What's wrong?". I asks. "Wondering if Kook will allow you into our relationship". Taehyung said. "I'm sorry?". I said. "The bottom of my heart still belongs to you Jimin, that's the best place". Taehyung grins. "Tae... Get over me already". I rubbed my head. "Not until I have you under me!". Taehyung yells. "It's not fair!". Taehyung puffed out his cheeks.
"I wanna taste you just like Jin tasted Xiumin!". Taehyung shouts. "What!?! When did...". Both Jin and Xiumin left before I could question them. "Aw hell nah! Get y'all asses back here!". I yelled and tried to call them again. "See! They're guilty! Let me get a piece!". Taehyung begged. "No". I said. "Don't be like that, let me get a bite". Taehyung says. "No". I repeated. "Ok, you need more time, I understand". Taehyung says. "My birthday is...".
I ended the call and closed my eyes.
"I need better friends".
Advertisement
- In Serial6 Chapters
Man With a Mace
Life sucks, and then you die. And then it gets worse. Pritchard was the only weeaboo at his Tennessee high school, and was little else, until the night before graduation. Just as he confesses to Sasha, the girl he's had a crush on for years, Pritchard dies in an act of God and finds himself in a fantastical new world with his crush, drawn into the service of the Dark Lord to purge all Good from the land. Of course, now he's a goblin. And a cleric. And Sasha's a half-orc barbarian. And by "drawn into the service of the Dark Lord" I mean Sasha was, and Pritchard just happened to be pulled along by accident. Sasha's actually a bit of a bitch, and doesn't care if Pritchard rots in the sand mines or not. But even for a goblin slave, things can get better. The Dark Lord was kind enough to give Pritchard a Hero Core, and Pritchard is nothing if not a minmaxing bastard.
8 109 - In Serial20 Chapters
The Lost Crest
It started in the research building when a black hole appeared and devoured everyone in it. Finn, a wealthy boy, was one such person. He finds himself in the middle of a desert, naked with only his friend by his side. He soon has to realize that he is in a completely different world when people force him into slavery. His missing sister only adds to his troubles, and his cowardly best friend, packed with a group of delusional slaves don't help him either. But it won't take long for him to realize that nothing is as it seems, loyalties are put into question and add in a few conspiracies and you've got your back against the wall doubting those you trust most. Will he escape the hopeless grasp of darkness, or will he succumb to the brutality of this harsh reality? Can he find his sister? Follow his tale, as he digs deeper into the unknown of the Continent of Kies. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------Any and all criticism is welcome. Will release 5 chapters a week, Monday-Friday. My Patreon has the most up to date chapters free, but are unedited. You can also follow my story on my website at thyfilthynoob.wordpress.com Any and all criticism is welcome, thanks for reading my story. The cover is mine an original creation all copywrites reserved.
8 105 - In Serial18 Chapters
The Enigmas: First Crusades
A group of eccentric individuals band together to stop forces that threaten their different ways of life. The two main protagonists Jackie Jones and Karl Blanch start an all out war against the many forces that try to control their world, and they even break the established balance of the world to go about this. Jackie and Karl meet a lot of intresting characters along the way eventually forming a powerful group to take on all of the different groups and individuals but will breaking all these established organizations and powerful individuals lead to a better world or a world with different rulers. This is a tale of men battling gods, men becoming gods, gods becoming men, and some becoming death itself. This is a tale of the crucial balance that makes Their world.
8 189 - In Serial98 Chapters
the unwanted twin
Emilia and Lexi were twins but they couldn't be more oppersite if they tried.Emilia was selective mute, she was taught not to speak unless spoken to as time went on she stopped talking to people all together. Her mother and step father abused her since she was 5 causing her to grow cold and distant. Lexi was the favourite child, her mother and step father gave her everything she ever wanted, she was bubbly and made friends quick however she was used to the attention and never wanted anyone but her to have the attention.both girls had a strong dislike for each other, Emilia hated that Lexi let their parents abuse her whilst she stood by laughing , she hated how bitchy Lexi could be and how she bullied her. Lexi couldn't stand that she had a twin, especially how weird she thought Emilia to be.16 years ago was one of the happiest days of the Rosso family lives, their princesses were born but only two years later Alice Russo ran off with the twins, leaving behind her husband Alessandro and their 4 boys. Alessandro was heartbroken and being the Mafia boss, he spared no resources looking for his twin girls but Alice was good, she had help and managed to hide from mafia boss himself.As time went on, Alessandro and his sons gave up hope, until he received a call he never thought he would have.Book 1 completed
8.69 345 - In Serial20 Chapters
Naruto boyfriend scenario (requests open)
8 82 - In Serial51 Chapters
Kidnapped by the Alpha
This is back up! I never got around to editing it because I didn't have the time like I thought I would. Enjoy this and the sequel.Isabelle was jolted awake out of her nightmare quite suddenly. Dazed, she tried to look around but found that her head was held firmly to the pillow under her. Cloth covered her mouth and nose, a sickly sweet smell enveloping her senses. Her mind began getting hazy. Chloroform, her mind whispered almost silently. Her vision began tunneling, and she weakly looked up into a pair of icy blue eyes. She stared into those eyes as she was pulled deeply and forcefully into oblivion. Isabelle is a smart girl and not really the girly type unless going out. You would usually see her wearing sweats around the house or outside in her backyard on the beach since she lives on the ocean. So when she suddenly gets kidnapped one day, she wonders what she had ever done to deserve this. She hadn't done anything wrong, at least she didn't think she did. But she learns that there is something about her that is special and that she is not only human. Meet Jared Gray, the person that kidnapped Isabelle because of her being his mate. He's been waiting since he was 16 to find his mate and now he's 22, about to give up on ever finding his mate. But when he smells her in a mall one day, he follows her home and decides to take what's his. Isabelle's life will never be the same again. Will she be able to escape or will she fall in love with her hot and charming kidnapper that she wants nothing to do with? Or will she stay with him and eventually fall in love? --- THIS IS A DRAFT. And I was 15 when I first started writing it so there are many mistakes. Please don't judge too harshly. WARNING: CONTAINS SOME SCENES OF SEXUAL AND MATURE CONTENTALSO, MANY MISTAKES! SOME THINGS I'VE WRITTEN I FORGOT TO PUT BACK IN THE STORY SO THIS NEEDS TO BE HEAVILY EDITED. Sequel is called Unwinding Fate
8 106

