Y/n:

Hey guys, is Nat in this gc?

Wanda maxipad:

No she kept leaving so cba adding her

Y/n:

Oh k.

Wait why did she leave?

Christmas Carol:

This is the #feminism gc

Valkyrie:

Shut up

Christmas Carol:

:(

Maria likes hills:

Idk she said everyone was annoying and that she was in too many gcs so she left lol

Wanda Maxipad:

Why do u care ?

Y/n:

I have a crush on her

POTS AND PANS:

That's no news...

Christmas Carol:

Gay feminism ?????

Valky:

Carol love pls stop it.

Y/n:

Be quiet pot head

Wanda Maxipad:

U have a crush on Nat? 😏

Valky:

Aw a crush

YELL-ENA:

NO WHY WOULD U LIKE MY SISTER SHE IS SO ANNOYING STOP BEING YOU AND FIX YOUR HEAD

Maria likes hills:

Yikes

Agreed tho nat is a bitch why would U want to date her

Y/n:

She's sexy :(

YELL-ENA:

STOP BEING LIKE THAT

Wanda Maxipad:

Hehheheheh

Y/n:

Y u giggling u twat

Wanda Maxipad:

U what now 😐

Darcy:

Y/N HAS A CRUSH??????

Valky:

Yes on Natasha

Maria likes hills:

Ask her out then

Valky:

Yes do it

Christmas carol:

She doesn't have to do something she doesn't want VALKYRIE.

Y/n:

I'm not fucking asking her out I'll shit my pants u imbecile

Maria likes hills:

U scared?

Wanda Maxipad:

Pussy

Y/n:

Stfu

U guys are shit at giving advice where's clints wife she's a milf and she knows what she's talking about.

POTS AND PANS :

Oh-

You really have no barriers

Darcy:

Who in the hell told u what that term meant 🤨 Mrs pots

Laura:

I dont know what that means

Christmas carol:

MOMMY ID LIKE TO FUCK?

Valky:

Carol stop 💀

Christmas carol:

Sorry didn't mean to put caps locks on like that. My bad u guys 😓

Y/n:

U should be sorry tbh

Laura:

Mommy I'd like to what now?

YELL-ENA:

IM TELLIN GMY SISTER THAT U HAVE A FAT CRUSH ON HER I CANT BRLIVE U RIGHT NOW

Y/n:

YELENA STOP NO

*y/n sent a photo*

Y/n:

She's just so hot I love her so much u guys

Maria likes hills:

Too bad ur too pussy to ask her out

Wanda maxi pad:

I-

Y/n:

No u guys don't understand rn

*y/n sent a photo*

Y/n:

She's so pretty I want to marry her and have babies with her

Christmas Carol:

Well that is actually impossible. Lesbians cannot make children.

Valky:

Ofc u know that

POTS AND PANS:

You need to tell her how you feel

Laura:

I agree. You two would be cute together

YELL-ENA:

NO IF U DATE NATAHSHHA THEN THERES GOING TO BE AN ARGUEMENT. SHE WILL BOT LET ME SOEAK TO YOU SHES POSSESIVE AND UR MY BEST FRIEND DOTN GO OUT WITH HER SHES NOT EVEN THAT ORETTY THERES LITERALLY SO MANY OTHER WOMEN.

Maria:

#preach

Darcy:

#feminism

Y/n:

Lena calm down

And yes she is the prettiest girl I've ever seen.

Idc bout you anymore I want Nat

*wanda maxi pad added Natty watty*

Y/n:

Wtf is wrong w u

Wanda I fucking hate u with my whole heart

I hope vision malfunctions u sokovian little bitch

Natty watty:

🤨

Maria likes hills:

Hi angry ginger lesbian

Natty watty:

Ugly

Laura:

Hi

Natty watty:

Hi Laura

YELL-ENA:

NATSHA DONT DO IT DONT SAY YES TO ANYTHING DONT AGREE TI ANYTHIGN PLS I CANNOT I DO NOT WANT IT I DONT TO INK I CAN LIVE I EILL LOSE MY BEST FRIEND DONT SAY YES JUST FRIENDZONE HER

Natty watty:

Wtf is wrong w u this time

Did u drop from a flight of stairs or something

I'm relieved that I'm not related to u by blood tbh

YELL-ENA:

сука. (Bitch)

Natty watty:

глупая уродливая сука (stupid ugly bitch)

Y/n:

Hi Natasha

Maria likes hills:

😏😏😏😏😏

Natty watty:

Hi y/n

Valky:

Seggsual tension

Darcy:

Agreed

Natty watty:

What?

Maria likes hills:

Nat I think u should read y/ns chats from before U joined the gc 😏😏

Y/n:

NO

U can't do that right?

Wanda Maxipad:

U can 😏

Y/n;

Skank

*y/n left the chat*

Maria likes hills:

Nat did u read the chats?

Natty watty:

Yes.

Darcy:

Thoughts and feelings? 🤨

Natty watty:

I can't have babies with y/n I don't have a uterus.

YELL-ENA:

HAHEEIEIEIKSKWLW

Natty watty:

Stfu u don't have one either

YELL-ENA:

🤨😐

Maria likes hills:

Nat ur so dumb ngl

Is that all u have to say ?

Valky:

Nat I thought u were smarter than that tbh what happened to ur amazing iq

Christmas carol:

Wait what is Christmas on my name? My names Carol Danvers?

Maxipad:

Everyone in this gc is so fucking dumb I swear to god.

Valky:

Lmao give her a break she's from space

Maxipad:

She should know what Christmas is

Natty watty:

Why am I being called fucking dumb for?

Maria:

READ THE CHATS Y/N IS IN LOVE W U

Valky:

Be quiet Wanda

Maxipad:

What?!

POTS AND PANS:

Ok guys calm down

Natty watty:

what do u want me to say abt that?

Valky:

Fs

*Maria added y/n*

Natty watty:

Y/n I have no uterus and last time I checked u don't have a dick so I don't know what u mean

Maxipad:

'Last time I checked' 😏😏🤨🤨

Valky:

Caught red handed.

Darcy:

Shits getting spicy in here.

Maria likes hills:

Y/n get in here and answer

Y/n:

What now

Valky:

Nat u need to tell us ur thoughts and feelings

*y/n left the chat*

Natty watty:

ABOUT WHAT FS IM TRYING TO HAVE A LIFE STOP MESSAGING ME ABOUT MY THOUGHTS AND FEELINGS IF I WANTED THERAPY I COULD GET IT MYSELF THANKYOU

YELL-ENA:

U do need therapy tbh

Darcy:

About y/n nat.

Maria likes hills:

U gonna friendzone her or what?

Maxipad:

Lol

Natty watty:

Idk what u mean

Valky:

Ffs. Y/n likes you. What are your thoughts and feelings.

Christmas carol:

Thoughts and feelings

Maxipad:

Shut up carol

Christmas carol;

?!

Valky:

U leave carol alone u

Natty watty:

Wdym y/n likes me?

Maria likes hills:

Like as in she likes likes you. Did u not read what she said before u joined.

Natty watty:

Yes I did. Idk what to say about that

Valky:

Nat are u into women to begin with.

Laura:

Are you blind?

YELL-ENA:

HAHA YES LAURA

Natty watty:

I already came out to u guys y u asking me this shit

Christmas carol:

#lgbtq+

Maria likes hills:

Ok so r u single rn?

Christmas carol:

Single Pringle

Natty watty:

Yes?

Valky:

Do you think y/n is pretty?

YELL-ENA:

NO

Maxipad:

I-

YELL-ENA:

NATASHA IS GOING TO STEAL Y/N I DONT WANT IT SHES MY BESTIE. MY BESITE

Natty watty:

I guess why?

Maria likes hills:

You guess? Wtf is that supposed to mean

Natty watty:

Idk that's an awkward question I don't like it

Maria likes hills:

Well I don't like picking up dog shit but there's things in life you have to do.

Natty watty:

Technically no, you could just leave it there

Wanda Maxipad:

I stg-

Maria likes hills:

Nat stop being so damn difficult

Christmas carol:

Would u have babies with her

Natty watty:

I DONT HAVE A UTERUS OR A DICK ITS NOT HUMANLY POSSIBLE

Christmas carol;

Sperm doner

POTS AND PANS:

Carol knows too much about lesbians

Valky:

She is one

Christmas carol:

Valkyrie is more than an ally 😏

*Maxipad added y/n*

Y/n:

stop

Laura:

Natasha thinks you're pretty

YELL-ENA:

'I guess'

Natty watty:

Lena go away that's not what I meant

Valky:

What did u mean then Hm

Maxipad:

Y/n do u think nat is pretty

Y/n:

yes

Valky:

No hesitation 😭

Y/n:

What? I do? Nat is very pretty why would I hesitate

Maria likes hills :

Aw cute. I bet u regret saying 'I guess' don't u nat

Natty watty:

No, I do think y/n is pretty

Darcy:

Get married then

Maxipad:

Nat I know u like y/n back ur just using ur stupid spy skills to act all confused and innocent.

Natty watty:

I'm not I just don't know what to say

Maria likes hills:

Y/n just tell her how u feel so nat knows we're not lying

Y/n:

No I'm not a fucking mug I'm about to get friend zoned no thanks

Laura:

Honey you won't I promise

Natty watty:

Laura don't

Laura:

Nat won't say it but she always talks about you to me y/n. I know her well enough to know that you mean more to her.

Natty watty:

Laura seriously stfu

Maria likes hills:

Aw cute

Valky:

Hehe nats a softie.

Wanda Maximilf:

Don't worry y/n nat would never reject you. She always talks about you

POTS AND PANS:

Exactly

Y/n:

I have trust issues from u guys

Natty watty:

Y/n

Y/n:

Moan into the mic

Darcy:

Oh

Valky:

That escalated very quickly

Darcy:

😃

Natty watty:

Y/n stop being an idiot rn I'm trying to tell u something.

Wanda Maximilf:

I mean, she would probably listen if you did moan into the mic..

Darcy:

Ayo? 😐

Maria likes hills:

True tho

Y/n:

K..

Natty watty:

Y/n are you just kidding or something?

Answer my texts y/n

Y/n

Y/n:

What?

Natty watty:

Don't be like that will you answer my texts please?

I'm phoning you can u answer me?

Y/n:

Yes but I would rather not

*y/n left the chat*

Natty watty:

Wtf have I done?

Maria likes hills:

Nothing you need to tell her in person she won't answer u about it over text

Natty watty:

Y tho?

What am I supposed to say?

Wanda Maximilf:

Well what do U feel towards her Nat?

Maria likes hills:

And if ur gonna be a bitch to her then don't bother doing anything at all.

Natty watty:

I'm not gonna be a bitch calm down

I like y/n I just didn't know she liked me back?

Darcy:

R u blind lol

Valky:

Serious you guys are always flirting I thought u were already a couple till carol told me U weren't

Maria likes hills :

Exactly. You're practically dating already.

I don't want you going out with y/n tho if you're going to break her heart.

Natty watty:

Maria will u take a break pls

Do u not care about my own feelings 🙄

Maria;

Yes I do, but I know how u are.

Natty watty:

Does she really like me tho? Cause I don't wanna fuck things up

What do I say to her?

POTS AND PANS:

That you want to be more than friends maybe

Darcy:

Then ask her how she's feeling, cause if you don't know what to say but you know you like her then you can always just go 'that's exactly how I feel'

Maria:

Nat u better not just fucking use her or I'll be mad.

Natty watty:

I'm outside her room wish me luck.

Maria go away I wouldn't do that

Darcy:

Good luck

Wanda Maximilf:

I hope U get rejected

YELL-ENA:

IM COMING IM ON MY WAY TO THE Y/NS ROOM WHERE IS THE AVENGERS TOWER I FORGOT Y/N DONT SAY ANYHTING YET I DO NOT APPOVE

Maria likes hills:

Yelena u won't miss the tower. It's big and it has flashing lights and a big blue a on it for avengers.

Darcy:

I though yelena lived at the tower ? 😭

Christmas carol:

She got ejected 🏚😆🤣🤣😛

POTS AND PANS:

Natasha told her to go away ;)

Maria likes hill:

Basically they argued and yelena stormed away.

Natty watty:

Guys idk what to do

Maria likes hills:

What did she say?

Natty watty:

Idk I haven't gone in yet

Wanda Maxipad:

Why not? I didn't know y/n had a waiting room outside her room

Darcy:

Lmao

Natty watty:

No help idk what to say to her what if I say something wrong and then she hates me and doesn't want to be my friend or anything.

Maria likes hills:

Ur looking too deep into this

Y/n rlly likes you Nat, there's nothing to be worried about, just grow some balls and knock.

Laura:

You'll be fine x

Natty watty:

K I'm gonna go in now

Valky:

U better.

Maria likes hills:

If u come back on here in five minutes acting like a pussy cause u won't walk in then I'm not being ur friend anymore.

Natty watty;

I'm not im just nervous k bye

YELL-ENA:

WHERE IS Y/N NATADHA FONT GO IN THERE OR UR FINGER WILL BE CUT

Maria likes hills:

Yelena babe what tf if going on w u rn

Darcy:

Sounds like she's going through it tbh 💀

YELL-ENA:

NATDHA WILL YANK HER OUT OF MY LIFE AND NATASHA IS A COW

POTS AND PANS:

Yikes

Valky:

It's giving Romeo and Juliet

Maria likes hills:

Lena where r u?

YELENA:

OUTSIDE THE TOWER THEY WONT LET ME IN BECAUSE OF THAT RUDE RED HEADED COW

darcy:

harsh that.

~*~*~*~

a/n

don't feel like ending this so there we go. I have a rash all over me idk wtf it is I'm scared I got aids or something but I think I'm being dramatic cause I have dry rashy skin anyways. Ok well love u all OH MY GOD ALSO TY FOR 300k wow so cool and yeah have a nice day or night or whatever bye x

-mim