《BFB Voting Thingy》Episode 24: Speak From The Trees
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Woody: Uh. Rocky? Are you there?
*Rocky looks over at Woody* Rocky: Hm?
Woody: Oh, hey Rocky! It's been a minute since we talked... after the whole mall fiasco... How have you been recently?
Rocky: Bleh!
Woody: Rocky... I know you can talk... No one's around. It's fine with me.
Rocky: Shhh!! *Rocky points to Bubble, sitting across from Woody. *
Bubble: Oh, Hoi guys! What's popping?
Woody: Uh, um... Wuh, Bubble could you, uh, go?
Bubble: Oh, do you just... need a moment?
Woody: Yeah, kind of. So, can you go?
*Bubble walks away, looking a little disappointed*
Rocky: Thanks, Woody. What were you saying again?
Woody: You know... How have you been? What's up? What do you do?
Rocky: I just sit here... and do my own thing?
Woody: I- yo- you... Just sit around and do nothing all day?
Rocky: Pretty much. If not that, those Death P.A.C.T'ers are all up in my face. They're nice, and it's nice to talk to them, but... I just wish I could have some time to calm down and reconnect with my old team some more...
Woody: I get you, man. Say, wanna go get some drinks?
Rocky: Sure!
*Woody and Rocky leave the area*
Bubble: Is this scene supposed to be over yet? Can I stay?
*Meanwhile, with Team Ice Cube* Barf Bag: Guys, we need to think about yesterday. I get that we're all tense right now, but this can be solved without anything going wrong.
Gelatin: Personally, I think Donut is a big crybaby who needs to grow up. He shouldn't just be able to scream at us like that! We're a team!
Bomby: I want to be as neutral as possible in this, but Gelly has a fair claim. Donut was a little harsh.
Bottle: I'm just scared of one of us getting out. We were going so good before!
Bracelety: Psh.. no worry Bottle. Donut's definitely getting out. The viewers hate screamers!
Bottle: Alright. But Donut is still our friend, right?
Gelatin: If you call him a friend, that's pathetic...
*The whole group is quiet.*
Barf Bag: This hurts... I wish none of us had to go... But sadly, that's just how it is, I guess.
*Team Ice Cube hears a dinging sound*
Bomby: What was that?
Announcer: It's my new elimination sound. Instead of manually teleporting you guys, I will just use that sound.
Gelatin: but what if we just... don't go to the elimination area? What then?
Announcer: Your loss. Now follow me.
Bottle: Your loss? Weird... *Bottle and the rest of the team, besides Donut, follow Announcer to the elimination area*
Announcer: This time, we only got 12 votes. Not too many, but reasonable.
Bracelety: Ah, this is a little scary... by the way, what's the prize?
Announcer: Just this plush of Ice Cube.
Bracelety: Oh... wow. Yeah, nice.
Announcer: The only person with zero votes was Barf Bag, meaning she's safe.
Barf Bag: Nice!
Announcer: Next up, with 1 vote each, are Bomby and Gelatin.
Bomby: Splendid.
Gelatin: Whatever. Yay.
Announcer: Next, is Donut, with two votes. Woah, wait, where is he?
Barf Bag: We haven't seen the guy once all day.
Gelatin: Probably for the best, heh... Wait, Donut is safe!? Why?!
Bottle: No... but that means...
Bracelety: This can't be! Why are me and Bottle in the final two!? We did EVERYTHING to stop it! We tried to make an alliance... we tried to be good...
Announcer: ... I am sorry about that. Do you want to get the results over with, or do you wnat to wait.
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Bottle: Give us the results...
Announcer: Alright. At 3 votes, Bottle is safe. But Bracelety...
*The team is in shock*
Announcer: You are eliminated with 5 votes.
Bracelety: Sigh... It's alright, guys. I should've known I wouldn't have made it far...
Bottle: Bracelety... don't say that.
Barf Bag: Yeah, you were a great person to have on the team!
Bomby: Here, take this as a gift. *Bomby hands over the Ice Cube plush he got to Bracelety*
Gelatin: Yeah, you can have mine too...
*The rest of the team gives Bracelety their plushes.*
Bracelety: Wow, guys... I didn't realize you cared for me this much... I can't thank you enough.
Bottle: So... I guess this is goodbye, huh?
Bracelety: It seems so... it was really nice to meet you guys, though...
Gelatin: Same for you, Bracelety...
Bomby: We'll remember you, comrade.
Barf Bag: And who knows, you could even find Ice Cube wherever you go!
Bracelety: Heh, Ice Cube... I would love to even meet her again...
Announcer: Are you ready?
Bracelety: Yes.
Announcer: We shall meet again someday. *Bracelety disappears.*
Gelatin: Well... we should get going, right guys?
*Bottle does not move*
Bomby: Hey, Bottle, are you alright?
Bottle: ...
*Bottle looks at Bomby*
Bottle: I need a few minutes to myself.
*Meanwhile, in the main area, with BLEH* Taco: Are you guys worried about Saw?
Lollipop: Why do you ask, Taco?
Taco: I don't know, she's just been acting kind of... weird lately.
Gaty: I mean, I don't know if it has to be such a big deal. She's just been dealing with some stuff.
Puffball: What do you mean by "stuff?" Tax evasion?
Taco: Maybe not say that so loud, Puffy??? People can hear you??
Puffball: I don't care.
Gaty: It's probably fine, right? We just... outran the law... and are probably on a list somewhere... nothing too worrying, right?
Lollipop: Probably not.
*On the other side of the room, ABNTT watches*
Golf Ball: What in the world is going on with those numbskulls?
Basketball: I'm not sure, but it seems fishy...
TV: I think everything is fine, and we should not interfere.
Basketball: And who said you get to make my decisions?
TV: Me. *TV sits down*
Robot Flower: But, TV, they make a point. I would like to see what the scoop is with those BLEHians.
TV: BLEHians? What kind of nickname is that?
Robot Flower: Hey! I'm bad at naming... :(
TV: Whatever, I'm leaving.
Basketball: Geez, that guy is sometimes bipolar. I don't know what's up with him.
Blocky: I wish I had answers to that guy. Really do.
Golf Ball: Guys, forget about TV. The next challenge is about to start.
Announcer: Are you guys ready for your next challenge?
Pen: Another challenge?
Eraser: Pen, we have these nearly daily. The novelty of a new one should be worn off by now.
Pen: Sometimes I wonder why I even try to be excited...
Announcer: Shush, sheesh. The 24th challenge is going to be a challenge of endurance.
Lightning: Oh boy, I sure love those...
Ruby: I can do that all day, Thunder, so no need to worry!
Lightning: I told you not to call me that!
Announcer: The challenge will involve you guys staying in a cluttered tent. The first team to have even one of their members leave the tent, loses!
Gelatin: Woah, speaker man. We haven't seen Donut all day, and Bottle just needs a moment to herself. Are they excused.
Announcer: Sure.
Balloony: Well, I need a moment too! Can I be excused!?
Announcer: Because you were so rude, no.
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Balloony: Dang it.
Announcer: The challenge begins now! *All teams are transported to a tent in a random forest*
*Free Food POV*
Foldy: This is cramped. I'm not sure if I like it.
Stapy: Well, we don't have to worry about being here long. We just have to worry about if we're the ones leaving first.
Marker: Its cramped, but I don't feel like losing today.
Eraser: Well, since it's gonna be a while, anyone wanna talk?
Tennis Ball: I just want to say I really value guys as a team.
Foldy: Wow, really?
Tennis Ball: Yeah. You guys have just a nicer atmosphere than the last team I was on. I feel comfortable here.
Stapy: I'm glad we make you feel comfy!
Eraser: Yeah, TB. You're a great guy once I got to know you.
Marker: I used to think you were weird. But now I think your cool weird.
Stapy: Real nice coming out of you, Marker.
Marker: What? What do you mean?
Tennis Ball: Heh, I love y'all...
*...*
Tennis Ball: P-platonically, of course.
Stapy: LOL.
*BEEP POV*
Leafy: So, Balloony, what was that about?
Balloony: What was WHAT about?!
Leafy: ...That?
*Balloony turns away*
Leafy: What- what's up with him?
Cloudy: I'm not sure, but it's just best to leave him alone.
Nickel: Yeah... It's obvious he's not in the best mood right now. So just don't mess with him.
Leafy: But I want to know?
Woody: *whispering* Leafy, this is a bad idea right now.
Leafy: Look, guys, I'm just gonna find out what's up with him.
Balloony: Don't waste your time.
Cloudy: Leafy, don't do it. It's not a good idea.
Leafy: Cloudy, please. I have this handled. *Leafy turns* So, what's the problem, Balloony?
Balloony: *sigh* You. You are the problem, Leafy.
Leafy: Me?! But what did I do to you?
Balloony: Exactly! It's always "What did I do!" or "It's not my fault!" You're insufferable, Leafy! You're just a waste who never takes any blame on herself! And don't even get me started with the Firey stuff...
Leafy: The Firey stuff was a long time ago! And we're neutral, anyways!
Balloony: That's all you cared about! Firey, because he didn't like you! Not even one thought for us! Not even one thought for little one...
Leafy: That's wrong! Remember when we were in the mall!
Balloony: Yeah, now that he was gone, you suddenly cared for him! Just stop, Leafy. I don't want to hear whatever excuse you come up with.
Leafy: ...
Woody: I told you...
*Death P.A.C.T. POV*
Pen: This is boring.
Tree: Well, do you want to be consumed by Black Hole? I didn't think so.
Rocky: Mhm!
Black Hole: Guys, make sure Rocky doesn't wander off. That would be catastrophic, since he could get sucked up.
Remote: I know. And I have him in check just fine, for your information.
Rocky: Bleh!
Tree: You know, team. I would say we've done a pretty fine job at preventing death so far, wouldn't you guys say?
Pen: I would agree, yeah.
Remote: Same here!
Rocky: Yeh!
Black Hole: I guess. But I feel like more of a liability than anything.
Tree: Don't feel down, BH! It's just good that you don't use your powers for evil or anything.
Black Hole: True.
Pen: Uh, I'm tired. Wake me up when we win... *Pen falls asleep*
Remote: Heh, same! *Remote goes on sleep mode*
*The Losers POV*
Pin: I hope Eugene is okay.
Needle: Pin, you say this every day. Eugene is fine.
Pin: Alright, I just am very overprotective of the little guy!
Coiny: That sure shows.
Clock: I mean, do you think we should release him into the wild one day?
Pin: Clock!
Clock: He deserves to live his own life, right? We can't just shelter him all his life.
Coiny: I never looked at it that way. Do you think he deserves to be free?
Pin: Coiny, it's just a bug. Do you think he can live all on his own?
Needle: He seems pretty fine on his own, from what I can tell.
Pin: No, no way we're getting rid of him!
Clock: Calm down Pin. We're not getting rid of him; we're just wondering if he should be sent to the wild.
Needle: You can still see him.
Coiny: He could even make a bug house and have a bug family!
Pin: A bug... family?
Clock: Oh, yeah! A bug family!
Pin: Hm... *Pin looks at Eugene* Give me some time to think.
Coiny: Speaking of buggers, what is TD doing?
*The team takes a glance at Teardrop*
*...*
Coiny: Maybe it's best if we leave her alone.
*BLEH POV*
Gaty: So, Saw...
Saw: Hm? What is it?
Gaty: Are you okay? You've seemed kind of disconnected to the rest of the team.
Saw: Oh, yeah... I'm alright. I've just been under some pressure.
Puffball: Pressure as in... being a fraud?
Lollipop: That's rude.
Puffball: I'm right.
Saw: Yeah, she's right. I'm a cheat, and I don't think I can keep it under the radar for much longer.
Taco: Oh, Saw. It's alright! Don't beat yourself up about it. We'll be fine.
Saw: Taco, we were chased out of a mall by the police.
Taco: No worries. They probably forgot we were even there.
Saw: Don't you remember what they said? They distinctively remembered me!
Lollipop: Yeah, but they are gone. So, like Taco said. No worries.
Gaty: But if you ever feel down, Saw. I'm here.
Saw: Thanks, guys. I think that... I might get some rest.
Gaty: Rest is good!
Puffball: Sleep while you still can.
Lollipop: And what is that supposed to mean?
*ABNTT POV*
Robot Flower: So... any of you guys want to leave?
Golf Ball: Why would you ask that!? That's a dumb question, we'd lose!
Robot Flower: It was rhetorical.
Blocky: Little Golf Ball is mad from being cooped up!
Golf Ball: You shush.
TV: Imagine lmao
Golf Ball: Oh, and you especially need to shut up, TV!
TV: how about no :le troll:
Golf Ball: Sigh... I give up.
Basketball: You know Golf Ball, if you want to be a better leader, yelling at people isn't the way to go.
Golf Ball: Then what AM I supposed to do, genius?
Basketball: You have to build them up and encourage them.
Golf Ball: But then they grow entitled!
Basketball: Not if you do it right.
Blocky: Good wisdom BB.
*Team Ice Cube POV- Donut*
Donut: Why did I have to do that yesterday? Did my anger really get the best of me?
*Donut overhears the rest of his team from a tent in the distance*
Barf Bag: We need to stick together, guys. I get that Bottle is alone, and Donut is mad, but we can't hold a grudge on them for that!
Gelatin: Bottle I can understand, but Donut... ugh...
Bomby: Ugh, indeed. But I wish we had someone to check on Bottle.
Barf Bag: I really hope she's okay. Losing Bracelety must have been tough.
*Donut thinks for a second*
Donut: I need to go find Bottle. I need to make things right with her...
*Donut heads over to the elimination area, where Bottle is still sulking*
Bottle: I'm such a failure... I couldn't save any of them...
Donut: Bottle, are you okay?
Bottle: Do I look okay? I lost everyone in my alliance...
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