Finney: abc for a dog

Robin: abc

Vance: 😲

Billy: bro was quick with it too

Gwen: head in my hands fr

Gwen: one minute griffins listening to alex g, then ariana grande, then mitski, then the weeknd, then all too well 10 minute version

Griffin: I'M SORRY FOR HAVING VARIETY.

Gwen: YOU ARE INSANE

Griffin: no i just hate eggs

Vance: i do drugs sometimes

Bruce: ?

Robin: WAIT I THOUGHT

Billy: don't

Billy: don't think

Robin: STOP.

Robin: didn't even let me finish

Vance: bruce has $10K in his fish tank

Bruce: HES LYING HES LYING HES LYING GET OUT HES LYING

Robin: YOU HAVE A FISH?

Vance: NO A FISH TANK

Vance: WITH. MONEY.

Billy: i'll be there in 5

Robin: OUT OF THE LEFT FIELD BILLY WITH THE SAVE LETS GO

Griffin: only people who think i'm cute are up 😋😋

Griffin: it's 7 PM no shot you guys are asleep

Griffin: gwen i can literally see u on ur phone

Griffin: stop playing with me

Griffin: YOURE ALL SICK.

Bruce: I WAS JUST ROBBED

Robin: I GOT $4K THEN BRUCE SLIDE TACKLED ME BUT I GOT AWAY

Bruce: IM GONNA START BALLING MY EYES OUT GIVE IT BACK

Griffin: you rn: ⛹️‍♂️

Griffin: said "fuck it we ball!" fr

Bruce: this is why nobody thinks you're cute

Griffin: GO 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬 URSELF

Gwen: CRY ABT IT

Griffin: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Gwen: BRUCE YOU MADE HIM CRY WTH

Bruce: !

Bruce: UR LITERALLY THE ONE WHO

Robin: whered you get all my money from anyways

Bruce: you mean MY money

Robin: no.. i mean MY money..

Gwen: where th is finney

Vance: nobodys heard from him since abc for a dog

Robin: IMAGINE THOSE WERE HIS LAST WORDS

Griffin: oh yeah i opened the fridge to make breakfast earlier and slammed it into him and he hasn't come to yet

Griffin: nothing big

Bruce: WHAT??

Billy: hi i missed you guys

Griffin: WHAT WAS THAT??? YOU MISSED GUYS????

Billy: this is why nobody thinks you're cute

Griffin: our friendship is over

Billy: NO WAIT PZL

Billy: YOU'RE ALL I WANT

Billy: YOU'RE ALL I HAVE

Griffin: all you want and have is a freshly 12 year old boy who can't even comb his own hair?

Billy: LEAVE

Griffin: I WAS TRYING TO

Vance: griffins acting like all he doesn't have and want is gwen and PTSD

Griffin: i have gwen and my nintendo

Bruce: GWENS ON THE SAME LEVEL AS UR NINTENDO??? WOW

Vance: am i on the same level as your nintendo

Bruce: don't ask questions you know the answer to

Vance: fair

Gwen: chilvary is crazy these days

Billy: i thought you said "you didn't want to be saved by any man"

Gwen: this is different griffins hardly a man

Griffin: 🙎

Griffin: YOURE SO MEAN IM TAKING UR CHARGER AND BREAKING IT

Gwen: I AINT READING ALLAT ‼️‼️‼️🤣🤣🤣

Griffin: i keep bodies under your bed and in our closet

Gwen: what

Bruce: WTH WHY.

Griffin: they keep me company

Gwen: R U FR.

Griffin: nah YOU JUST WALKED THE PRANK🔥‼️🤣

Griffin: does anyone know why gwen blocked me

Vance: ah shit i did smth bad

Griffin: when

Vance: i broke your nintendo

Griffin: DID I ASK LMFAOOOOOOO

Griffin: wait what

Finney: the giggle i juggled

Vance: U JUGGLED???

Griffin: WHEN DID U WAKE UP

Finney: we making it out alive?

Billy: we're either bullying it to death or it's bullying us to death

Robin: yeah that's literally the whole plot of IT dumbass, the question is would WE make it out alive, not the literal explanation for why or why not (which was clarified in the movie)

Vance:

Billy: DAMN.

Griffin: bro didn't let that 🛝

Griffin: LEAVE ME ALONE

Bruce: WE DIDNT EVEN SAY ANYTHING???

Griffin: i saw gwen's eyes light up at the chance to point out my mistake

Gwen: it's true

Vance: i think some of us would survive and the others wouldn't

Robin: real bye bye finney and bruce

Vance: DID U JUST BYE BYE UR OWN BF

Gwen: ACTUALLY you dumbasses

Robin: oh boy look who's here

Gwen: it's usually the people who appear "stronger" who die in these types of movies so bye bye robin and vance. all you have is goofy muscle mass and you barely have that

Gwen: scrawny little teens get a grip

Gwen: also billy's dying for sure

Billy: 😲😲

Vance: JESUS WOMAN.

Robin: WHATD WE DO TO YOU

Finney: scream 4 r we making it out?

Griffin: thats scream 5 dumbass

Finney: i'm going to add you to the bodies under gwen's bed

Griffin: what

Finney: what

Bruce: scream 4 ghostface had a plan and would do anything to achieve it

Billy: the only ones surviving are griffin and gwen cause they'd probably be the ghostface s

Finney: ?

Gwen: OH HELLLL NOOOOOO

Griffin: good day to not be a teenager

Billy: yeah honestly if i saw him i wouldn't even try to run

Robin: yeah he's lowkey kinda hot

Billy: that's is in no way shape or form what i meant 😕

Vance: please seek psychiatric help

Robin: NO STOP 😞😞

Griffin: wait let him cook

Robin: ^

Finney: we did and he burnt it

Gwen: THAT IS A MURDERER ROBIN

Robin: YOU WERENT SAYING THAT WHEN U WERE IN LOVE WITH AMBER FREEMAN

Gwen: ENOUGH.

Robin: i got one

Finney: easy just don't sleep

Griffin: YOUVE LITERALLY BEEN ASLEEP FOR THE PAST 6 HRS

Finney: YOU KNOCKED ME OUT.

Griffin: POTATO PATATO

Gwen: hey he looks like griffin

Finney: just heard griffin run outside going "ehehehehehehe 😈😈😈😈😈" and then run back in

Finney: WHY IS GWEN SCREAMING

Gwen: HE THREW SNOW ON ME

Griffin: whoops i slipped

Robin: ?

Billy: YOU WENT ALL THE WAY OUTSIDE TO DO THAT???

Griffin: I SLIPPED

Griffin: STOP TRYING TO ACCUSE ME!!!!!

Bruce: oh god now he's listening to pink in the night by mitski look what u guys did

Gwen: HE IS ABUSIVE.

Griffin: I COULD STARE AT UR BACK ALLLL DAYYYYYY AND IK IVE KISSED U BEFORE BUT I DIDNT DO IT RIGHT CAN I TRY AGAIN TRY AGAIN TRY AGAIN 😞😞😞😞😞😞💔💔💔💔💔💔

Robin: who hurt u

Vance: nerd

Finney: oh god vance watch out he ran out again giggling

Vance: NO STOP BRUCE JUST FELL ASLEEP IN MY BED DO NOT WAKE HIM

Griffin: why is he

Griffin: 😕

Robin: hes back

Robin: now hes crying on the couch

Gwen: WHY ARE YOU HERE??????

Finney: WHERE EVEN ARE YOU

Robin: kitchen i was hungry

Billy: you have your own fridge

Robin: nah i broke it

Vance: ofc u did

authors note: MY BATTERY IS ON 69% AS IM TYPING THIS OH MY GOD