《Cubits Can't Save You Now (In Progress)》Chapter 16: Ok, KO! Let's Meet Boxman!
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Cut to the inside of Major Nixel's airship, where Major Nixel is seen searching for a book on how to fix control panels in a panic.
"Come on, come on, it's gotta be here.." Major Nixel muttered to himself.
Major Nixel was sure that he had searched all around the ship like in the shelves, in a box full of I-Cubits (including one folding ladder he never used), the drawers under the control panel, even inside his nixel partner's shell. However, Major Nixel suddenly realized that he actually forgot to search in the drawers under the control panel. Major Nixel hurriedly scrambled towards the control panel and searched in the drawers and thankfully, he had finally found the manual inside the second drawer he searched.
"Finally, I can fix this panel!" Sighed Major Nixel.
"Oh my goodness, a rock golem! I think we must be on an alien world of organisms made of basic elements! This is SUCH a BREAKTHROUGH!" Exclaimed Edd, from the top of Major Nixel's ship.
"ALIENS!? WHERE!?" Shouted Ed, also from the top of the airhsip.
Major Nixel put down the manual and grabbed a ladder from the box of I-Cubits so that he could fold it and look for anyone on top of his airship. From there, he saw Ed, Edd, Eddy, and Corrupted Krader.
"HEY! GET OFF MY AIRSHIP!" Barked Major Nixel.
Corrupted Krader turned towards Major Nixel, as did the Ed boys.
"Who the heck are you?" Asked Eddy.
Major Nixel climbed up the ladder and onto the top of his own airship. Unfortunately, due to the control panel being broken, the airship no longer had power, so it tilted, causing the Ed boys to fall on their backs.
"..Ahem, my name is Major Nixel, and YOU FOUR ARE TRESSPASSING! THAT INCLUDES THE STUPID ROCK MIXEL WITH THE BIG ARM!" Shouted Major Nixel.
Eddy and Edd both got up, looking at Major Nixel. Eddy looked at him in confusion, while Edd looked at him in excitement.
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"Astonishing, we're meeting the possible leader of the aliens of this world! And he speaks English too, it's incredible!" Realized Edd.
Suddenly, the airship (along with everyone and everything in or on it) teleported near Boxmore, where it was close to crashing at.
"Look Major Nixel, you don't actually own this plane, do you?" Eddy asked Major Nixel.
"Look you stupid whatchamacallit, this airship literally has my face on it." Major Nixel told Eddy.
Cut to an extreme wide shot, which shows the airship itself inside.
"OF COURSE I OWN IT!" Shouted Major Nixel.
*Commercial Break*
Cut to the inside of Boxmore, where we see Raymond writing in a dark green book labeled "Raymond's DIARY" in light green text while Shannon sat next to him, checking out her nails.
"Dearest diary, Boxman has been longing to liberate Lakewood Plaza Turbo for so many years, I'm quite surprised he never, ever gave up just yet. It has gotten me thinking recently; why DOES he want to destroy the plaza anyway? I felt like it was obvious it was just for fun judging by his personality, but I feel that reason would be much too easy to guess." Wrote Raymond.
"What're you writing?" Asked Shannon.
"GAH! IT IS NOTHING OF YOUR CONCERN!" Shouted Raymond as he immediately closed his diary.
"Of course it is, Boxman is always in our business so I don't see why I can't be in yours." Said Shannon.
"That, I assure you, is not true AND YOU KNOW IT!" Protested Raymond.
Suddenly, a boom was heard, so then Shannon and Raymond ran outside, only to see... a giant airship.. crashed onto the side of Boxmore? Darrel also ran outside, holding Jethro in his arms.
"What is THAT thing?" Questioned Darrel.
"Looks like some weird ship or some crud." Assumed Shannon.
"I am Jethro." Said Jethro.
Cut to Major Nixel's airship, which has currently crashed onto the side of Boxmore, with smoke coming out of the side of said airship. Cut back to the group of robots.
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"Well, I'm pretty sure it belongs to the Professor Venomous guy, you can tell because it looks so dark!" Assumed Darrel.
"No, it's going to look dark purple and not dark gray if it'll belong to Venomous." Corrected Raymond.
Suddenly, Boxman kicked the French doors open as a steam whistle sound played, indicating his anger at the sight of the airship being crashed into his very own company. He was just furious at the mere sight of it!
"WHY IS THERE A BLIMP ON THE SIDE OF MY COMPANY!?" Barked Boxman.
"Boxman, we SERIOUSLY don't know!" Shannon told Boxman.
"Well, is that so?" Questioned Boxman as he looked at the airship.
Meanwhile, on top of the airship, the Eds (and Major Nixel) had crashed onto the wall as a result of being tipped over by the airship. One by one, they all fell down onto the top of the airship, but they somehow only got minor bruises on them from the crash. However, Corrupted Krader, for some reason, wasn't there.
(Fun Fact: The reason they are unharmed is because of how the rules of logic works in the OK KO universe.)
"How are we not dead?" Asked Ed.
"I have no.. wait a moment, weren't we in a city before we crashed here?" Questioned Edd.
"Pssh, I wouldn't know." Muttered Major Nixel.
"HEY!" Shouted Boxman, off-screen.
Cut to Boxman, who was currently on the ground and in front of the airship.
"YOU BETTER FIX THAT STUPID BLIMP OF YOURS BEFORE I MAKE YOU!" Barked Boxman.
The Eds and Major Nixel turned towards Boxman. The Eds looked at him in confusion while Major Nixel looked at him in annoyance.
"IT'S AN AIRSHIP YOU MISERABLE.. WHATEVER YOU ARE!" Major Nixel shouted back.
"THAT PLANE FLIES IN THE AIR AND IT'S ROUND, I WOULD KNOW! THEREFORE, IT IS A BLIMP!" Shouted Boxman.
"OH YEAH? WHY DON'T YOU COME UP HERE AND SAY THAT TO MY FACE!?" Shouted Major Nixel.
"O-HOH, THIS IS GETTING REAL!"
"SHUT UP, I KNOW IT IS! YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE I KNOW?"
"THAT YOUR 'AIRSHIP' IS A BLIMP!"
"NO, IT'S NOT! IT IS AN AIRSHIP YOU MURP-MONKEY!"
"YOU'RE THE MURP-MONKEY, YOU'RE THE ONE WHO CAN'T TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A BLIMP AND AN AIRSHIP!"
"YOU'RE JUST TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF WHEN YOU SAY THAT!"
Cut to the Eds, who are watching Boxman and Major Nixel back and forth as they argue over planes and airships. Ed and Eddy are watching them in confusion while Edd is taking notes on them.
"Interesting, they seem to know a lot about air-propelled vehicles from our world. Perhaps we didn't stumble upon an alien world after all." Noted Edd.
"Of course it was an alien world, it's got ALIENS!" Protested Eddy.
"No, what I'm saying is that it must be an alternate universe, which might explain the similarities between this world and ours." Corrected Edd.
Cut to a wide shot where we see Boxman on the ground on the left side of the screen, and Major Nixel atop the airship on the right side of the screen.
"HEY! GET ME A LADDER SO I CAN FIGHT YOU!" Shouted Boxman.
"LIKE I'LL GIVE ONE TO A DISGUSTING CREATURE LIKE YOU!" Protested Major Nixel.
"SAY YES OR I'LL THROW UP MY ROBOTS AND THEY'LL RIP YOU AND YOUR BLIMP TO SHREDS!" Demanded Boxman.
"FOR THE LAST TIME, IT'S. AN. AIRSHIP! A-I-R-S-H-I-P! NOT A BLIMP, IT IS AN AIRSHIP!" Barked Major Nixel.
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