《Birds Of A Feather - V01》Chapter 016.3: Clingy Grandma
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“Done!”
It shouldn't be this painful but this two-faced bitch is making this hundred times more painful!
“Oh wow. Mr. Reverren, you're incredible. You didn't even scream. You're unlike other people of your age.” Lucy is impressed.
Yes. But I'm grimacing in agony. Can't you see my expression?
“You can sleep now kuya Mark.” She starts wiping the sweat off my face and neck.
“I... I will. How about you?”
“Me? I will watch you sleep first.”
“What? Why?”
Don't tell me she's still planning to do something?
“Hehe. I'm not planning anything. It's rare for me to be able to watch and hear you sleep.”
That's creepy, sis...
“Chichichichichichi...”
“Ma'am, sir, I'll now be taking my leave po. Please rest well Mr. Reverren.”
“I will Lucy. Thank you for your service today.”
“Thank you po nurse Lucy. Please continue taking care of my kuya Mark.”
“It's my duty po... Thank you Ms. Crystal. I'll be going now.” Lucy waved at us before leaving and closing the door close.
“............”
“............”
Wh-what are you staring at?
“Kuya, go to sleep.”
“I don't feel comfortable with you having your eyes on me.”
“I don't care. Sleep.”
“Errr.. I—”
“Sleep.”
Why are you so stubborn about this?!
“Fuuuu~ Bloody hell. Alright alright. Don't do anything weird. We're not at home.”
“So I can do weird and lewd stuffs with you at home hehe— Kyaaaa~! Kuya Mark, you're suuuuuuch~ a pervert...”
What the hell? And what do you mean by ‘lewd stuffs”?!
“No. We're siblings. Lewd stuff you say... like hell I want that!”
“You do. So sleep now.”
I don't want it from my little sister.
Well whatever. I know she's just teasing me anyway.
“I will. Goodnight.”
“Goodnight my beloved kuya. I wuv you chihihihihi~”
“............”
“............”
“............”
“Hmmp. Don't just admire my beauty. Where's my ‘I love you too my beloved li'l sis whom I feel so much adoration with that it makes me wanna do erotic stuffs to her’?”
What the heck... I was feeling wholesome yet you...
“My bad. I like you being so sweet like that— excluding the weird statement you just said of course. I hope you stay like this for a long time. I miss this a lot. You make me feel warm. I was simply speechless with that ‘I love you’ of yours. My bad.”
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“............”
She's the one speechless this time.
“Chichi. Then marry me. You'll feel even warmer.”
“A big fat NO through and through.”
“Don't wake up anymore then.”
“That's ominous. Don't you love me?”
She didn't answer the question but stands up from the bed. She then shuts the lights off.
From afar in the darkness, she looks down at me with her cold but beautiful purple eyes.
“I love you of course. That's absolute. But if I can't have you, then just die.”

Uwaah... That's such scary thing to say.
“You must be kidding right? Fufufu.”
“Chichichichichi! Of course kuya. I am only teasing you. It would had been more fun if only your expression changes to fear though. But your smile didn't even twitched.”
“You should sleep lil sis. I think you need it.”
“Chichi. Then sleep now.”
“I will. Mom will probably call later so please tell her to be safe.”
Dad is most likely flying above the sky by this time. Mom is alone at home. It would be best if Crystal goes back home but I doubt she'll do that.
“Sleep.”
“Oh hell I said I will!”
I close my eyes hugging my body pillow— Hm?
“I thought you'll watch me sleep. What are you doing on my bed?” She is snuggling with me.
“I decided to watch you sleep while also hugging you. It's just much better. We never slept together for a long time after all. I miss your warmth. Why didn't you sleep with me again?”
“Err... I respected the boundary you put up. You were no longer a child after all. And you're in grade 9 now, you shouldn't get too clingy to me.”
“...That was a stupid mistake...”
“What?”
“Nothing. But, I don't care even if I am already a senior citizen kuya Mark. I will cling to you forever chichichi”
“That... That doesn't look like a good sight to see. Imagine an old granny with a sagging breasts clinging to a handsome old man—”
*Smack!*
Oh hell it's been a while since she hit my stomach. She's gentler this time though. It doesn't even hurt. Fufu. Great.
“I will be a MILF like mommy and a GILF like lola. Any problem with that?”
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“It was my mistake. You have our family's gene. So of course you'll be a pretty granny.”
“Hehe. Hug me tight.”
“Sure.”
“Hehe. Love you.”
“Love you too...”
Just like that, while hugging my warm little sister, I slowly fell asleep...
「July 26, 2021 | Mon」
「04:54」
Hm. I woke up early out of habit. I can't go to school so I wonder what should I do today? I don't wanna be bored.
“Hiiiiiiiiiiiss~!”
I breathe in the morning air-conditioned air of the hospital. It smells like Crystal. My bed still smells like her. And it's still warm. She just got up huh.
I think she already went home. She has class today after all.
Agh. I'm so bored. I don't want to read anything.. I don't wanna watch anything. I refuse to sleep again.
Lucy won't be on duty until 0600.
“Booooring~”
Hmm?
“!”
Oh hell. I don't want you. Why are you even here so early in the morning? It's still just five in the morning!
“Hey stupid brat! Open up.”
“I don't want you. That's what I feel deep inside.”
“What? No you imbecile! That's not what I meant. Open this door now!”
“Well, don't scream. Would you like the guards to come and pick you up again, Mr. Douche?”
“Haha. You are really brave aren't you? Did you really think you're so powerful just because of what happened last time? Well guess what?”
“Did you poop today?”
“I did— Wait what? Fuck you! Just answer me and OPEN this goddamn door already!”
“Well, I haven't pooped yet. Can you help me?”
*BAM!*
Fuhahahahaha. He kicked the door.
*Thud*
“Aarhg.”
And it looks like the recoil pushed him back. And it hurt him huh.
“FUCK YOU!”
Fuhahahaha.
“Bloody hell. Just come inside already— Oh my sweet hell, you look so pathetic.”
I open the door and threw an insult immediately.
“Brat!”
*Swoosh~*
He tried to grapple me but as if he can touch me.
*Thud*
He fell face-first. His butt is sticking up.
“You!!” Uwahh, he looks so angry.
I walk back to my bed acting scared but with a chuckle.
“Hmmmp. Fucking idiot.” He stood up and started patting the dust off his fancy suit. He's acting like as if nothing embarrassing just happened to him. What a skill.
“So what does our honorable DOUCHEBAG requires this lowly imbecile for?”
“Who are you calling—?! Hahaha. Fuck fuck FUCK! That's good. You're very good.”
“Thank you sire.”
“Fine. Have fun for a while. I'll BREAK you soon enough. Just like what I did to those ‘guards’.”
“As expected of his highness. Just like what I presumed. I am not surprised in the slightest.”
“Hahahahahahahahahahahaha— HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! WAHAHAHAHAHA!”
Oh he is laughing in anger fufufufu.
“EXCELLENT! I don't know if you're brave or just a fucking idiot or both or simply because you're overestimating yourself or all of the fucking above but YOU— MARK G. REVERREN IS FUCKING EXCELLENT!”
“Thank you sire fufufu. I'm starting to feel shy.”
“Just you wait you idiotic brat. I will come for you. But not now, I still have a use for you. So be useful and behave or I won't mind murdering you ahead the scheduled time!”
“Please don't do that sir. I'm terrified fufufu.”
“Hahaha. I will KILL you remember that.” He did that cliche neck cutting hand gesture as a threat.
“I ratify sire's verdict. You are truly wise. I am deeply impressed your highness...”
“—!! Grrrrt... Hmmmp.” He is really furious with how hard he is gritting his teeth. But it's impressive how he can still swallow his anger down. You're not a mall manager for no reason.
Douche turned around and started leaving. As a goodbye present—
“O your highness, I rectify my earlier statement when you asked me to open up: I do want you after all—”
“............”
“...as my ‘pastime’ at most.”
“GrRRRrRRRrRrRrrRRrr!”
*BAM!*
He slammed my door close again.
“Fufufufufufufu.”
This will be fun... It's not so boring after all.
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