Heyyyy how did it go¿?

I fucked up so bad

YOU WHAT???

Y/N DID YOU USE PROTECTION???

YOU KNOW SEGGS EDUCATION RIGHT??

ALRIGHT LEMME TEACH YOU WHEN A BANANA GOES INSIDE THE CAVE-

Tf Nooooo

We didn't!

Why would we??

No? Ah ok

It's just once my friend made one of his patient pregnant so I was worried for you

Your friend's a doctor?

No, a vet

Anyways back to the topic

Oh my gosh..Then it must be... Y/n I told you to take your diarrhea medicine with you right??

But you didn't listen

Noooooo it's not that ༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽

Can you like pls stop exposing me?

And.. And.. It's not about that.

Remember that parking lot crush I told you about?

The one with goggles?

No the black clothed one

Asian or blonde

The Asian

Zaddy 1 or Zaddy 2

Zaddy 1

Yeah what about him

Well he's Yoongi

Damn

Don't tell me you did something stupid again like thirsting over in front of him or something

That'd be like embarrassing

Super duper embarrassing 💀

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What are you doing

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OH SHOOT HE TEXTED ME

lmaooo Good timing

Add me in the chat and I'll tell him what you've been saying about him past weeks

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Is everything alright?

Ask what's not Alright... (ಥ ͜ʖಥ)

s 😽 Calling

Answe

"Y/n? "

You answered the call and he blessed your ear

"Hey....?" You're a bit awkward, confused, embarrassed and other feelings that explains why your hey came out as a question

Huh

How would you feel when the guy you've been thirsting over turns out to be the guy you've telling him about. Even this sentence structure doesn't make any sense cause my grammar

s u c k s

"What happened?" He asked, a little concern in his voice

"Nothing.. It's just..."

"Is it about the date? Was it not good?"

"NO!...

...i mean no.. Actually it's about.." You breathed in

"Actually I'm so fucking embarrassed on myself, I have been chatting with my brother's friend for almost 9 months and! I just found it how can I be so dumb?? But that doesn't matter since he's dumber than me wonder if it's in our genetics And!!! I legit called you a freaking zaddy can you believe this? I mean I have called you this alot of times too but that was when you were not in mask and stuff you looked so freaking hot, I mean I'm hot wait I'm not I mean you made me hot WHAT AM I SAYING

NOT ONLY THAT I TEXTED YOU AND TOLD YOU HOW FINE YOU WERE! AND AFTER THAT YOU SENT ME YOUR SHIRTLESS PICTURE... OH MY GOSH I FORGET TO DELETE THAT PICTURE MY MOM CHECKS MY PHONE EVERYDAY " You finally breathed out,

"Y/n..Y/n! Calm down.. You almost compete Eminem" He joked

"What? I don't sound like Eminem" You said, "People tell me I sound like IU"

"Really?" He asked, a bit taken back

"Why don't you sing a song then, I'm sure after this you'll feel better"

You thought for a second and got ready in your position

Yoongi on the other hand, made himself comfortable in his bed and turned the speaker on,

Nalineum kkochgalue nun-i ttakkeumhae

Nunmul-i goyeodo kkug cham-eullae

The first few lines made Yoongi calm but it's always calm before storm

OH LAILLAGGG KKOCHI JInUeN nAL gOoDBYE

IlEOn! GYeOlmAL I eoUllyeO

Suddenly ceiling of Yoongi's room started coming out and all the insects that were present in his house, ran away. The fishes in the aquarium started jumping up and down trying to commit suicide. They preferred death than hear you sing

Light travels faster than sound which is why you seemed bright until you sang, that represents how bad your singing was

If IU was here, she would've throw you to Neptune, and you don't mind as long as you're given a chance to meet her in person

Suddenly the door of your room burst opened revealing your mom with a broom, your dad who was gone for milk, finally returned and your brother with baseball bat and helmet on

"Y/n are you ok?? I think I just heard screamings" Your mother said, while analysing the whole room

"Do you think someone broke in our house" She asked your father, he just shrugged

"Mom! Dad! I was just singing" You pouted, while folding your hands

"Lol what??? After hearing you sing IU would've shoot you with a knife" Your annoying brother said, suddenly you started searching something in your pockets, "omg I can't find it! " You said,

"Find what? " He asked, confused as fuck

"A fuck to give! " You shouted

Your parents just stood there, realizing the value of condom in less than 5 seconds

"What? No one can be this bad at singing? You sounded like a dying goat" Your mom said,

Ouch

You puffed your cheeks and rolled your eyes. Of course no one can understand a singer's struggle

"Hey don't say mean things to Y/n" Your father stood up. For the first time he took your side, you got emotional and wanted to hug him but then,

"She deserves the meanest for her bad singing" And then they all walked away. Of course not shutting the door, it's a universal law anyway

"Y'all should be grateful I chose writing instead of singing! Or else I would be dominating the whole world! The whole damn world! " You shouted in anger

Suddenly your phone laughed, wait that's not possible

Hold on

Yoongi is still on the line

It's not too late to jump off a cliff right?

"H... Hello" You said while grabbing it

"IU..." He laughed again

"Whatever! Atleast I can sing what about you? All you know is how to rape!"

"Huh"

"I mean rap! "

"What if I can? What will I get in return then? " He smirked even though you couldn't see it but feel it

"Whatever you ask for" You're already pissed and spoke before thinking onces

"Alright then... " This time you made yourself comfortable and Yoongi closed his eyes before taking a long deep breath

I can only see you..

You are all I can see..

Look, I'm unfair against all but you

Now I can't live a day without you

His voice... It was softer than clouds but also deeper than ocean. It was also low but still could be heard. You couldn't find words to describe it.. It was just felt unreal as if you could feel the heaven in your ear. At this point you've no idea the fuck you're saying

Slowly your eyes started to shut down, but you wanted to listen more so you tried to keep your eyes open so that you don't end up sleeping

But you're a dumb bitch, not even 5 seconds, and you fell asleep

Y/n?" Yoongi called your name 3rd time but no response

"Are you sleeping? " He asked then realized how dumb he just sounded. If you're sleeping how would you reply to him. Spending time with you turned him into you

He couldn't hide that smile after imagining how you would look while sleeping

He wanted to thank you

For everything

But he never got the chance. He wanted to tell you how much he cares for you. How he can't stop thinking about you because.. He's in love with you

He knows the friend rule, your sister my sister blah blah but he just can't help it. He didn't even know you're Taehyung's sister same goes for you too

He Re-checked if you're sleeping one last time before,

"I love you, Y/n"

Suddenly there was a low groan from the other side of the line. Yoongi panicked and soon a faint voice spoke up, "why there is a naked alien" You whispered, Yoongi came closer to the phone to listen carefully

"who's slowly growing a dick.."

Oh

She's just sleep talking

Yoongi chuckled, Adorable