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A mother knows best!

Right...?

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"That's not true, you know that right?"

Katsuki stared at the taller male with a dumbfounded expression, "Hah?"

"That coffee stunts your growth, that's not true." Sero's voice was completely serious despite his smile.

Katsuki's eyes widened, "Bullshit!"

"No, he's right. It's just an old wives tale." Mina explained as she sipped the bitter sweet beverage.

Kirishima nodded, "No real science behind it at all."

"No! You're fucking lying!" Katsuki argued as he eyed the beverage suspiciously.

Kaminari bursted out laughing, "You're telling me you've never tasted coffee? Who the hell told you it's stunt growth? You believed them?"

"Cause it's true! Why would the hag lie about it?!" Katsuki yelled, his face red with an angry pout.

Mina giggled, "Maybe because she didn't want your annoying ass to keep asking for coffee?"

Katsuki face flushed even more red "I'm not annoying you fucker!"

Kaminari giggled as well, "Says who?"

"The old man says I'm passionate..." Katsuki muttered sheepishly, his anger melting into embarrassment.

"Oh my! What else has your parents been lying to you about?" Mina joked, as she as Kaminari continued to poke fun at the embarrassed blonde.

"Leave him alone guys. You're not annoying, they are just messing with you." Sero said as he scolded his two goofball friends.

"So coffee is okay to drink? It won't... ya know-"

Kaminari quickly cut off Katsuki's sentence, "Stop a growing boy like you from growing? No it won't!"

Mina giggled and nodded her head rapidly, "That's what he was worried about the whole time! Aww! Don't worry! You'll keep growing up to be strong!"

"Don't listen to them bro, they're just teasing you. When you don't make them dinner tonight they'll act right." Kirishima said as he slung an arm around Katsuki.

"I didn't know parents could just lie to there fucking kids like that! How is that right?!" Katsuki complained.

Kirishima shrugged, "You can lie to anybody. Doesn't make it right but you can do it."

Katsuki looked distraught, "Oh my fuck. Do carrots actually improve eyesight?"

"Oh man."

"WHAT THE FUCK!"