Let's weigh it out,

Million dollar mansion,

Hmm,

Seems pretty good,

And what's it being weighed against?

First time on heroin.

I don't know,

You be the judge.

Okay, next,

True love,

Against…

800,000 dollar salary.

Hmm…

Who knows?

I mean I know,

But do you know?

Haha, next,

Eternal youth,

Versus, drum roll…

Harmony with the universe.

Damn, that's a hard lesson.

Let's ignore that, next.

The achievement of hell,

Or an everlasting dream.

Maybe you should find out.