《Would You Rather?》Hulk Smash!
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When I woke up the next following day, I noticed how I was the first one to wake up inside our room, not wanting to leave the covers, nor feeling like waking anyone up, I decided to close my eyes and daydream but Venus had to destroy this peaceful morning for me.
'Important Mission: Now that you know who you like, making a choice shouldn't be that difficult, therefore, go ask someone out, the catch however is you have only ten minutes to do so." I heard the system speak it having this exact annoying emoji displayed on its screen.
'( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°).' My eyes went wide in shock from the emergency of this task. Why did it even have the need to interfere in my love life? If it just left it alone I would probably come to a sound conclusion after the trip.
"Shit," I muttered under my breath, jumped out of the futon, and ran outside not bothering to put any slippers on, just sprinted off bare feet. But then was met with an obstacle to my path, the hall where most of the Toman higher-ups were sleeping was locked.
I tried to be patient, knocking on the door, but even after the seven-minute mark was upon me, no one bothered to let me inside and now there was an alarm present that blasted my ears off, reminding me of my dire situation at hand.
"Sorry for doing this," I whispered to practically no one and then broke thru the door leaving a giant human-shaped hole behind, then heard a bloody murder coming from someone. I looked around but Draken was quick to display his dissatisfaction with my actions.
"Michi! What the fuck?! This is even beyond you!" My sole response was.
"Not right now." And then noticed how the guy in question and two others, Mikey and Pah-chin were the only ones that didn't wake up from me creating this ruckus. I hovered over my target and after sitting down grabbed him by the collar, but he didn't even flinch. I tried to shake him awake, but still nothing. My most reasonable conclusion at the moment was lightly slapping him awake.
"Are you here to murder Baji? Like what is going on sis? You're scaring me!" Kazutora let out. And finally, my person of choice opened one of his eyelids.
"Michi?" He asked.
"Yo, lover boy, wanna go out with me?" I questioned right off the bat.
"What?" He asked half asleep.
"Want to be my boyfriend, geez do I need to spell it out for you?"
"Yo, I thought you would never ask!" He cheered and immediately pulled me into a hug, only to see the destruction I left behind.
"What happened here?" He questioned, and now when the alarm sirens were gone, there was only one thing that needed to be done.
"I think I'm gonna vomit." And I ran off to the nearest toilet before I left tho I heard one thing in particular.
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"Did someone feed her drugs, what is going on?" Coming out from Smiley. A few minutes later Keisuke knocked on the bathroom door and decided to question what that craziness was about while being my support I guess.
"What is going on Michi? Why did you break the door for? That's scared some of the guys you know... but the hole you left behind? Freaking hilarious." At least someone was amused by destroyed property.
"The system," I mentioned feeling like garbage from all the stress this mission gave me.
"It asked you to break it? What was the other choice?" I shook my head while he held my hair up for me.
"No, it made me choose between how to date and then ask them out in ten minutes time frame." I corrected him.
"So you're not going to change your mind in a few days right?" Keisuke questioned as I shook my head.
"No your stupid ass is stuck with me for the next five years, be prepared." He just laughed.
"When I'm done in here, you will have boyfriend responsibilities like holding my hand and going with me to apologize to the Ryokan staff for the damage I created." I didn't really care about the amount I had to pay. The only good thing that came out of this was that I received a total of five points for all the stress I had to experience.
So once my stomach calmed down and I brushed my teeth I went to the owner to discuss the compensation I would need to pay. Somehow Kokonoi heard of the situation and he came to my aid, his reason being so I wouldn't be scammed. I was confused why was he looking out for my money? Once the matter was settled, I had a light breakfast and got to hear some complaints from the other Toman members.
"So why would you brake inside the room, only to ask him out, what was that about?" Smiley questioned me, together with Draken.
"She couldn't stay away from me for another moment." Keisuke let out, sending me a smirk, was this comeback from all the other times I teased him relentlessly, I decided to pull up the silliest excuse ever.
"The fortune teller told me to do it." Which took my new boyfriend by surprise, about how much bullshit I could spew.
"She said it was either now or never... she's trustworthy, she was the one that foretold Emma I would help her in her love life." Draken couldn't easily dismiss it.
"Whatever, but it better not be happening again." He warned me.
"Yeah sure buddy, not like my hobby is to scare unbeknown sleeping guys... but I have one question, who exactly screamed after I made the hole in the door? I was too busy to notice." But because they were going by some bro code they chose to not share this news with me.
"Maybe I also want to be one of the bros, I'm also one of the Toman captains aren't I?" I questioned.
"Knowing you... you will just tease them, leave it be."
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"I already have my new victim." I pointed at Keisuke that was sitting beside me, and then I added.
"Ahem, boyfriend." But the conversation was cut short because Taiju, Izana, and Ran came running as a group, how suspicious.
"What's up?"
"Why is the first thing I have to hear this very morning that you got a new boyfriend all of a sudden?" Taiju seemed more pissed than the other two that's for sure.
"Well, you could have focused on the part where I destroyed the door," I noted, but it seemed like Keisuke was ready to jump into a fight.
"Listen once I'm done eating we can talk... alone, how does that sound to you?" I was lucky the three of them listened to me in fact.
And the first person I spoke with was Taiju, so I began the conversation by saying.
"I'm really flattered you think of me in such a way, and I'm sorry for stringing you along for so long... I actually let you do whatever at times because I was scared of what you may do otherwise if I didn't please you in some way... and that's not exactly the right mindset for a relationship." I pointed out.
"You were scared of me?" Was it so shocking to him?
"I mean you tried to hit me once, and then went overboard during that one date... who wouldn't be scared?"
"You always talk back to me, so..." He pointed out.
"Gotta have at least some boundaries don't you think?"
"Anyway I'm sure you will find someone more easily if you just work on your temper a little, no one wants to see the person on a date go fighting the waiter because they got their order wrong."
"Correction, they would be so intimidated by my appearance, I wouldn't need to get off my seat." I just gaped, speechless that he admitted to it.
"Wouldn't you intimidate your date as well? Think Taiju think."
"I guess that makes sense."
"Would you like a lecture about how to behave in public? Looks like you would need it."
"I'm already charming enough as it is." I wondered where all his confidence stemmed from.
"Great to know." He just babbled about how I was overlooking such a great guy and made it sound like he was the one dumping me causing me to roll my eyes, but it worked.
Next, I had to deal with Izana.
"You aren't thinking about disbanding the Harem are you?" He asked looking quite sad.
"That's exactly what I was going to tell you."
"No Michi, think about it, it doesn't need to include anyone else just me." He said basically begging me, but I could see a darker side coming forth.
"Listen, Izana even if I disband the harem we still can see each other, we still can be friends. But I can't continue leading you on or the other guys, that would be too cruel. It was fun to uphold it while it lasted, but now I'm sure I don't hold such feelings toward you..." Since yandere type behavior wasn't my type unless they had been waiting for twelve whole years to see me again, apparently.
"You're a wonderful guy Izana I'm sure you will find someone else."
"But I don't want anyone else!" He yelled, tears forming in his eyes, I sighed not knowing how to proceed, it looked like he had the determination to keep me by his side, no matter what method he used.
"Listen... what if I tell you that I can perform a miracle." It seemed like I got his full attention.
"I can bring Shinichiro back, how does that sound?" He didn't seem to trust my word.
"How about we make a deal, if I can't do it in the next two weeks I break up with Keisuke and date you instead, how does that sound to you?" And apparently, we had a deal.
Next was Ran but all he had to say was.
"So how did you deal with Izana, I thought it would be more difficult for you to change his mind."
"I made a bet and if by chance I lose it, I will date him instead."
"That's a unique solution to a problem."
"Well, I wouldn't have made it if I weren't certain of the results." I pointed out, being proud of my trickery.
"So are you also here to convince me to change my mind?" I questioned him but he shook his head.
"I lost to him fair and square, and it's not like it's the end of the world, besides I only wanted you by my side because of how entertaining you are, and it's not like I will lose that aspect just because we aren't together... I may feel a little bit hurt, but it's not something that sleep and alcohol won't fix." And he wandered off.
"Ran, what the hell do you mean by alcohol?" He refused to respond. He sounded really mature until he didn't. Also, where was he planning to get the stash from even? Don't tell me he would bother Takeomi to give him some.
I decided to relax by making a snowman before the bus arrived outside, the day just began but I felt like I already ran a mile. Later I got some congratulatory messages from others and once we departed I got to sit beside Wakasa, so I leaned in and whispered in his ear.
"You better start worshipping me as a god."
"The heck are you talking about?"
"Because I'm planning to bring your friend back to life." He seemed conflicted, pondering whether to trust my words or not.
"Are you baiting me somehow, how is that possible isn't it against the rules of the world?"
"I mean if time traveling is possible, why not necromancy?"
"Fair point I guess... he's not going to turn into a zombie right?" I just shrugged.
"We will have to find it out after the fact, whether we were the beginning of a zombie apocalypse or not." Wakasa just gripped his head, trying to make Takeomi change seats with him, but to no avail, since the other knew I would berate him for drinking alcohol in front of minors.
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