Bump into someone,

Whatever, it happens,

Keep going.

As you leave,

The president's son frowns,

Some people have no respect.

Karma has been tied.

.

You're having a bad day,

It just keeps piling up!

Let out some frustration, you say,

You make things difficult,

For the next customer.

The judge who will handle your hearing frowns,

You wrote his name wrong.

Some people have no respect.

Karma has been tied.

You meet an innocent girl,

Damn, how pure can you be!

You need to take advantage,

You can't let go of this chance.

She says no,

So you rape her.

She cries and cries,

Then she calls her boyfriend,

The devil says he'll answer her grievances.

Karma has been tied.

Its hilarious,

These little things,

That we look over each day,

Small inconveniences,

These shitty, shitty choices,

There god is waiting,

He knows these choices will lead you,

To be a shittier person,

Exactly the sort of person,

He so desperately needs,

For a blood sacrifice.

Its hilarious,

Because as we make these terrible choices,

Choices where the results can be clearly seen at first glance,

Choices where if there was a god karma would recognize you,

We convince ourselves,

That we’ll get away with it,

Or that it’s harmless,

The very thought,

That allows the mistake.

It’s hilarious,

Because we’re rich right?

We can afford it,

To make this mistake,

Right?

We can afford it,

This cruel joke,

This rape,

This murder,

Don’t worry,

I got a guy for that.

But the thing is,

Wherever you are,

If you look up,

Somebody will be there watching.

The thing is,

That girl you raped,

I loved her.

The thing is,

I’m the devil.

But alas,

What can we really say,

I know how god built this place,

Its imperfect for a reason,

There’s a reason sin exists.

But that’s okay,

Commit your crime,

It’s okay,

As long as I can harvest your soul in the afterlife.