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Author dialogue has been changed:

⌠𝙛𝙘𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙥𝙚𝙨𝙩⌡

(Name)'s dialogue will have arrows after them.

Ex. ⤌⟵↜ etc.

Probably have like 2 filler parts for the chūnin exam's break

Eight people were lined up in front of the Hokage.

They were missing two people.

Sasuke and (Y/n).

(Y/n) didn't need to hear Hiruzen's, she already knew about the finals being in a month, but she does know what had changed.

Shikamaru's number had switched with Dōsu's, so the Nara would just have a match with Temari and Dōsu would verse the person who had number ten, (Y/n).

But that's gonna be irrelevant anyways.

(Y/n) was invisible, present in Sasuke's room where he was recovering.

She watched as the unfortunate Anbu guarding his room get beaten up by Kabuto, who didn't know (Y/n) was there.

After saying his dialogue, Kabuto crouched down, then took out a scalpel and was slowly inching in towards the unconscious Uchiha in front of him.

Kakashi had entered the room, and Kabuto, knowing about his presence, sent the scalpel behind himself, darting towards Kakashi with the flick of his wrist.

But the Jonin caught it, because it's Kakashi.

"Just what I'd expect of you, Kakashi-san. To stop my attack on you from your blind spot." Kabuto said, standing up but keeping his back to Kakashi.

(Y/n): 'Hol'up, why was I here again'

The (h/c) haired girl sighed and decided to make her presence known.

"Man....I'm getting bored, you bozos can work this out with just eachother, I'm out." (Y/n) stated, but before the other two could question her, she teleported out,

But not before altering their memories about what had just happened.

So Kakashi and Kabuto continued their conversation as if nothing happened.

(𝚃𝚒𝚖𝚎 𝚜𝚔𝚒𝚙)

(Y/n) was gonna head to the Hokage's office before the Hayate incident happens.

To discuss her being in the bingo book, of course-

"Tf do you mean by "

⌠𝙄 𝙢𝙚𝙖𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙢𝙚𝙚𝙩 𝙪𝙥 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙃𝙤𝙠𝙖𝙜𝙚 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙘𝙞𝙛𝙞𝙘 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙤𝙣, 𝙬𝙤𝙣'𝙩 𝙗𝙚 𝙣𝙚𝙘𝙚𝙨𝙨𝙖𝙧𝙮⌡

"Why?"

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"Hello?"

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"Yo?!"

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What the hell man...

Now what am I suppose to do?

I could:

A) Check up on Naruto

B) Visit myself in my head

C) enable myself to see dead people

D̶)d̶i̶s̶c̶o̶n̶t̶i̶n̶u̶e̶ t̶h̶e̶ b̶o̶o̶k̶

There were more but the Author removed them.

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­"So what did you need me for?"↜

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"Why are you asking me that, you should know. You're literally living in my head."

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"I'm just messing around with you."↜

"So? Can we do it?"

"Do what you want, all you have to do is recite some Jutsu. I'm gonna watch two spies playing tennis, so, be careful I guess."↜

"Yeah, yeah, got any idea where I'd find them?"

"Hokage's office, probably, if not, check in the more peaceful areas of Konoha."↜

"Got it."

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(Y/n) exited her mindscape area - via waking up - and did a few random handsigns.

"𝙍𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙤𝙢 𝙨𝙩𝙮𝙡𝙚 : 𝙚𝙣𝙖𝙗𝙡𝙚 𝙜𝙝𝙤𝙨𝙩𝙡𝙮 𝙨𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩." The (h/c) haired blankly girl stated.

Nothing much happened, just some ghosts wandering around.

Semi-transparent, some were floating, others staying on the ground, whatever pigment they had was faded.

(Y/n) has to focus on specific ghosts so she doesn't run in to any side quests with the NPC ghosts.

So, the (NPC) ghosts will be present, but they'll just ignore (Y/n)'s presence if she's talking to some 'other' ghost(s).

(Y/n): 'First stop, The Hokage's Office'

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(𝚃𝚒𝚖𝚎 𝚜𝚔𝚒𝚙)

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(Y/n) sighed as she mentally prepared herself.

She stood outside of the door to the Hokage's office.

*knock* *knock* *knock*

"Who is it?"

"(Y/n), sir."

"Enter."

The (h/c) haired girl opened the door and proceeded to step in, eyes taking note of the two extra figures conversing among each other in the room.

Yet she paid no mind to them.

"So, what brings you to my office? Perhaps it's information on the Chūnin exam due to the fact you weren't there." Hiruzen questioned, both ghosts behind him paused and stared at the girl in front of them.

"Ehe... First, I'd like to apologize for my absence during the closing of the Preliminary rounds. Second, I was just wondering if you know where my (a/c) bag is? I sort of left it back at the arena." (Y/n) stated, though that was a load of bullshit because she can just summon it.

The Hokage let out a slightly annoyed sigh as he was about to say 'No'.

"Yes,"

(Y/n) : 'Haha, breaking logic, nice.'

"I was going to send someone to deliver it to you, but I guess it slipped my mind." The Sarutobi took out a scroll labeled '(Y/n)' in kanji.

Though the ghosts instantly got suspicious of (Y/n).

Because that,

Was never there in the first place.

"Tell me, do you know the basics of Fuinjutsu, (Y/n)" The Hokage asked, to which said girl nodded in response.

"Then, I'm sure you can crack this thing open." The Hokage said, tossing it to the girl in front of him.

"Mhm, goodbye and thank you, Hokage-sama." (Y/n) waved, eyeing the two behind him, to which they returned a glance.

"I say we follow her."

"What good is that going to do, brother. We're literally dead."

"Investigation. She seemed quite peculiar when she first arrived here. Don't you find it weird how Sarutobi here instantly let her live and learn here?"

"You make a fair point."

(𝚃𝚒𝚖𝚎 𝚜𝚔𝚒𝚙)

So there (Y/n) was, walking the opposite direction of the Hokage's office with two dead people following her.

How utterly wonderful.

"Now where is that chaotic blonde?" (Y/n) stated scratching the top of her head.

"Who?"

"Possibly that Naruto kid."

"Minato's son?"

"Yes."

(Y/n) : 'He's at the hot springs, I just gotta make it seem like I don't know where he is'

She also had to act like the two Senjus weren't behind her.

Whilst mindlessly wandering around, and being near the hot springs, (Y/n) had overheard shouting.

Turning around the corner, (Y/n) spotted Ebisu yelling at Naruto for almost going in to the female side.

"Ebisu, aren't you the perv for thinking about going to the lady's side? Why blame Naruto?" (Y/n) stated, raising an eyebrow at the Jōnin.

"How unprofessional."

"Agreed..."

(Y/n) : 'Yes....but there's also people like Kakashi...'

"Oh, (Y/n), hi!" Naruto exclaimed.

The shinobi in front of her grew red from embarasment and anger.

"NO! I mean, no....Why would I think of such things!" The man instantly defended himself.

"You said that real quickly, almost as if you got caught." (Y/n) commented.

Ebisu's eye twitched, then he took deeps breaths to calm down, remembering the tasks at hand. The redness then left his face.

(Y/n) also remembered why she came here in the first place.

To find Minato.

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Where's Minato...?

Then the (h/c) haired girl heard a recognizable voice chime in behind her.

"Minato, greetings. What were you doing just now?"

"*ˢⁱᵍʰ*...just saw my sensei being a pervert...not the best thing, really."

"Jiraya? He's here?"

"Yup, he arrived recently and he's already doing questionable things."

By now, Ebisu has already dragged Naruto away in to the hot spring, (Y/n) and the three ghosts behind her following.

"So anyways, what are you two doing here?"

"Investigating your son's girlfriend."

"Oh, okay."

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"......"

"........."

"WAIT, MY SON HAS A GIRLFRIEND?!"

"From your reaction, it appears she isn't in a relationship with Naruto."

"Yea, I'm not his girlfriend." (Y/n) stated, watching Jiraya summon a frog to absolutely knock out Ebisu.

The three past Hokages pause and turned their head towards her.

"What did she say? Did I hear that correctly?"

"Yes...?

"That's not possible, I refuse to believe that, brother."

"I am confused. She can't see or hear us, right? We're dead, right??? And that was just some coincidence....right?"

"To be honest, yes, you three are dead." (Y/n) plainly said, exiting the hot springs and leaving the shocked ghosts behind.

"It's not a coincidence."

"Apparently so.

"What the hell."

"Hey! Wait up."

The three floated(?) after her, but when the got out.

She wasn't there.

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"Oh hey (Y/n)!" ↜

"Why the F▓▓k did you teleport me out."

(Name) just had a smug smile etched on her face.

"AND WHY AM I CENSORED!"

Her other self shrugged but still had a smile.

"Well you visited Naruto, you can see dead people, so now you are forced to see me/yourself." ↜

"And I'm going to send you somewhere else." ↜

"NOT THIS S▓▓T AGA-"

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