《midnight city | tbp groupchat (1)》gwenffin birthday
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Billy: 2023 SOON WHAT R UR RESOLUTIONS
Griffin: dying
Billy: oh alright
Griffin: JOKING
Griffin: WHO WANT ME 🤣🤣
Gwen: a therapist
Griffin: HAPPY BIRTHDAY GWEN
Gwen: HAPPY BIRTHDAY GRIFFIN
Vance: oh my god they're 12 now
Billy: they grow up so fast
Bruce: so what presents did you guys get eachother
Gwen: you know bruce it's not about the presents
Griffin: yeah it's abt knowing eachother for twelve whole years
Griffin: that's longer than any of you have been alive combined
Bruce: 🤨
Finney: please tell me someone got him a math workbook as a gift
Gwen: friendship is what i cherish the most not gifts
Gwen: GRIFFIN YOU FUCKING BITCH
Vance: "friendship is what i cherish the most not gifts" lasted for an hour
Gwen: SHUT UP GOOFY
Vance: 😲
Gwen: GRIFFIN WHEN U TAKE A SHOWER IN MY SHOWER STOP PUTTING UR FUCKING WET WASHCLOTHS ON THE SIDE OF THE TUB
Vance: HEY I DO THAT TWINS GRIFFIN
Gwen: end your life
Gwen: bruce why are you still dating him
Bruce: he doesn't do it when he showers in mine so he's in the clear
Griffin: IM SCARED THEYRE GONNA EAT ME IF I TAKE THEM AWAY
Gwen: WHAT THE HELL
Robin: they're hot id eat them
Finney: .
Griffin: HAVE SOME DECORUM.
Robin: YOURE THE ONE LEAVING THEM AROUND
Griffin: ITS MY BIRTHDAY AND I'M MENTALLY ILL LEAVE ME ALONE
Robin: DO NOT PULL THE MENTALLY ILL SHIT WITH ME
Griffin: YOU TRAPPED ME IN A BASEMENT WITH A CHILD PREDATOR
Billy: 🫢 he pulled the basement card
Gwen: ALL OF YOU SHUT UP
Gwen: jeez thank you
Billy: GUYS I THINK THE BOY I LIKE HAS A BF
Vance: WHAT??
Billy: CHECK HIS BIO
Finney: not even gonna ask what you were doing on his acc this late
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Robin: there's no bf on his acc billy
Billy: THEN WHO TF IS ROMAN 12:12
Gwen: oh my god you idiot
Gwen: you absolute idiot
Gwen: pick up a bible
Billy: ARE U TRYING TO UNGAY ME
Gwen: YOU ARE SO STUPID
Billy: WHAT.
Vance: bro turned 12 and think she knows everything
Gwen: don't start with me kid
Gwen: not today
Vance: sorry ma'am
Robin: YOU ARE OLDER THAN HER.
Finney: her dominance exceeds him anyways
Gwen: rephrase that sentence entirely
Bruce: LMFAOOOOO
Gwen: no seriously tho there's not one single way that can be interpreted in the way u wanted it to be
Vance: i still want to know what you guys got eachother
Finney: THEY'RE ABT TO TRADE GIFTS
Finney: gwen just shook hers i think it broke
Bruce: GWENDOLYN
Gwen: BRUCELYN
Bruce: DID U JUST FEMALEIFY MY NAME
Bruce: THE WHOLE POINT IS THAT ITS NOT FEMALEIFIED
Gwen: L
Bruce: my new name is george
Griffin: EW
Bruce: EW URSELF AT LEAST IT CANT BE FEMINIZED
Gwen: georgina
Griffin: georgia
Bruce: enjoy this birthday it'll be ur last
Griffin: WHAT.
Finney: ANYWAYS.
Vance: THE PRESENTS PEOPLE CMON
Gwen: HE GOT ME THREE TWICE ALBUMS, AN ELMAX POSTER, A SHIRT THAT MATCHES WITH HIS, AND A $20 GIFT CARD TO CLAIRES
Bruce: i forgot little kids still shop at claire's
Gwen: i forgot you were still alive
Vance: WHERE DID U GET THE MONEY TO BUY THAT
Griffin: the bottom drawer of your dresser
Vance: what
Griffin: what
Vance: WHAT.
Vance: DID U TAKE MY MONEY
Griffin: YEA BUT I JUST BOUGHT A TOOTHBRUSH WITH IT
Vance: WHAT KIND OF TOOTHBRUSH COSTS $4080???
Griffin: 4080???! I JUST SAW THE $20
Robin: WHERE THE HELL DID U GET THAT MUCH MONEY VANCE
Billy: well next time we all eat out ik whos paying
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Vance: you
Billy: you're funny
Griffin: OMG GWEN GOT ME A LIFE SIZE CHUCKY DOLL, TWO LOONA ALMBUMS, NINTENDO GAMES AND A $30 GIFT CARD TO NIKE
Robin: sorry she got you a WHAT
Griffin: A LIFE SIZE CHUCKY DOLL, TWO LOONA ALMBUMS, NINTENDO GAMES AND A $30 GIFT CARD TO NIKE
Robin: a WHAT.
Griffin: A LIFE SIZE CHUCKY DOLL, TWO LOONA ALMBUMS, NINTENDO GAMES AND A $30 GIFT CARD TO NIKE
Robin: ONE MORE TIME NOW
Vance: repeat it again and i'm taking ur left arm
Robin: A LIFE SIZE CHUCKY DOLL?????
Robin: WHY WOULD YOU WANT THAT
Griffin: he's cute
Vance: i knew we should've sent billy down in the basement instead
Billy: HEY.
Gwen: soooooo
Griffin: what'd u guys get us 🤗🤗
Billy: griffin a bed gwen posters
Griffin: A BED????
Vance: a TV that u two can share
Billy: SO UR TELLING ME THE MONEY U HAVE LEFT IS LEFT OVER FROM AFTER U BOUGHT THE TV?????
Vance: yeah
Bruce: 😨
Billy: anyways i got you two a vinyl and records
Griffin: WHY SM SHARED STUFF 🤨🤨
Finney: okay so we have some good news and bad news
Gwen: ROBINS DEAD????????
Finney: WHAT
Robin: I JUST TALKED
Griffin: yeah but you're robin
Finney: NO BAD NEWS IS UR MOM IS LEAVING FOR AN ITERN JOB IN FRANCE FOR SIX MONTHS TMR
Griffin: oh
Finney: GOOD NEWS IS YOU GET TO MOVE IN WITH US AND SHARE GWENS ROOM!!!!!
Griffin: OH
Gwen: OH MY GOD ROOMMATES
Griffin: ROOMATES
Vance: i'll give them two days before they kill one another
Gwen: wait does dad know about this
Finney: ...no
Finney: WAIT WHERE TF IS DAD?????
Bruce: WHAT.
Finney: HE HASNT BEEN HOME FOR LIKE TWO WEEKS
Gwen: oh he's for sure dead in a ditch somewhere
Finney: probably
Robin: WHY ARE U GUYS SO UNCONCERNED
Finney: he'll turn up eventually
Finney: SOMEONE HELP ME MOVE ALL THIS STUFF INTO THEIR ROOM
Billy: what if 2023 is worst than 2022
Bruce: why would you say that.
Vance: why are you guys texting we're all in the same room
Vance: WAIT WHERES BRUCE
Bruce: caprisun dealer
Robin: OH MY GOD.
Bruce: HE HAD A NEW YEARS DEAL ☹️
Vance: get me one
Bruce: fine 😒
Billy: we lost gwen and griffin too
Gwen: WE'RE JUPINF ON THENEBEBDS OIN ROUR ROOMS TO SER HWIXJ ONE BREAKS FORDY
Robin: yeah alr i'll let the non dyslexics tackle that one!! 😁
Finney: they're jumping on the beds in their room to see which one breaks first
Finney: HOLD UP DO NOT DO THAT.
Robin: HAAAH GOING INTO 2023 WITH A BROKEN BED
Vance: COUNTDOWNS STARTING
Griffin: UGH U RUINED OUR MOMENTUM GOLDILOCKS
Gwen: YEAH GOLDILOCKS
Vance: i don't like you two
Vance: come out here so i can beat you up
Gwen: nah we're watching it in our room
Vance: FUCK
Billy: OH MY GOD 5
Billy: 4
Billy: 3
Gwen: WHY ARE YOU COUNTING.
Billy: 2
Gwen: ITS LITERALLY ON THE TV
Billy: ONE
Billy: HAPPY NEW YEARS!!!!!!
Billy: oh robin just kissed finney
Gwen: 😕 ew?
Griffin: DAMN IT I MISSED IT
Robin: ARENT U SUPPOSED TO KISS SOMEONE ON NEW YEARS
Vance: YEAH GOOD JOB BUDDY
Billy: i think i'm going to be sick
Vance: WHERE TH IS BRUCE
Finney: $20 that his dealer killed him
Vance: $60
Finney: deal
Billy: WHY ARE YOU GUYS BETTING ON THIS.
Billy: VANCE DO U NOT HAVE ENOUGH MONEY AS IT IS
Vance: say that when i'm a billionaire
Billy: so never
Vance: WELL I KNOW WHO THE FIRST PERSON IM GOING TO BEAT UP IN 2023 IS
Billy: NO PLEASE
authors note:
HAPPY NEW YEARS TO ALL MY EST FOLKS 🎉🎉
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