《midnight city | tbp groupchat (1)》🎄🎄🎄
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Finney: IM IN SO MUCH PAIN
Robin: I JUST SNEEZED AND ALMOST PASSED OUT
Vance: what is wrong with you two
Griffin: they're sick boo's
Gwen: they're what now
Griffin: sick boo's
Gwen: i hope you get sick
Griffin: jokes on you bc then YOUD get sick
Finney: i hate school i wanna go home
Gwen: YOU HAVE AN 101 FEVER WHY R U AT SCHOOL
Vance: it's literally the day before christmas eve why do we HAVE school
Robin: the world doesn't revolve around you white boy shut the hell up
Vance: which one of us is sick rn
Robin: which one of us looks like casper the ghost
Gwen: griffin
Griffin:
Robin: nah bro pulled out godzilla
Billy: take your damn meds and go to sleep
Bruce: guys i fucked up
Vance: YOU CHEATED ON ME????
Bruce: WHAT.
Vance: WITH MY SISTER??????
Bruce: WHAT SISTER.
Bruce: NO I WAS JUST RIDING MY BIKE
Vance: oh god that's significantly worse.
Robin: questionable
Robin: bruce carry on
Bruce: so i didn't see the
Bruce: long story short i flew off my bike and broke my leg
Gwen: just walk it off
Bruce: what
Griffin: you heard her
Vance: BRUCE WHYS THERE A BABY CRYING IN UR LIVING ROOM
Bruce: oh that's my moms brothers sisters brothers sons sister
Robin: so your cousin??
Bruce: yea
Bruce: CAN U FEED HER
Vance: FINE WHERES THE FORMULA
Griffin: Chill plankton
Vance: ?
Gwen:
Vance: WHAT THE FUCK
Gwen: we got u him for christmas
Vance: if i see a three inch present under my tree i'm leaving
Griffin: 3 INCH????
Gwen: plankton is 6 feet at LEAST
Vance: WTF KIND OF PLANKTON ARE U GUYS DEALING WITH
Griffin: the alpha
Vance: 😧?
Gwen: jk its just robin painted green
Robin: i'm sorry what?
Gwen: don't worry we'll knock you out beforehand
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Robin: WHAT
Robin: FINNEY
Griffin: you're too late
Robin: WHATD U DO TO HIM.
Finney: Hi I'm Finney, and I'll be your friend 'till the end!
Robin: OH HELL NO
Vance: LMFAOOOO SUCK IT
Robin: where's your dad
Finney: 🫢
Vance: where's YOUR dad
Finney: 🫢
Robin:💥💀⚰️
Vance: 🤬🏃👟
Griffin: you've lost me
Vance: 🥛
Griffin: OHHHHH
Billy: i too love a glass of milk
Bruce: what the fuck is wrong with you
Bruce: never say something like that again
Billy: okay vance give bruce his phone back
Bruce: no billy
Bruce: this IS bruce
Billy: 😨
Gwen: ITS CHRISTMAS EVE
Griffin: WE WISH U A MERRY CHRISTMAS WE WISH U A MERRY CHRISTMAS
Billy: oh yeah since ur guys' birthday is on the 31st i'm going to have to combine your christmas gift with ur bday gift
Griffin: what is wrong with you
Gwen: don't joke about something like that
Billy: HUH
Gwen: no we're dead serious that wasn't funny at all
Billy: I WASNT JOKING
Gwen: alr
Gwen: check under your pillow tonight
Griffin: or don't
Billy: I DONT HAVE MONEY
Gwen: DONT TELL ME UR JUST THROWING AROUND NEWSPAPERS FOR FUN
Finney: my nose is so stuffy
Vance: punch it
Bruce: NO
Bruce: I FELL FOR THAT DONT FALL FOR IT TOO FINNEY
Robin: why on earth would finney fall for that
Robin: why on earth did YOU fall for that
Finney: FUDGE NOW MY NOSE IS BLEEDING
Robin: nvm
Vance: it never gets old
Billy: bruce are you going to wait up to see santa
Bruce: i hope you get coal for christmas
Billy: 😨
Gwen: SVERYONE TO MY HOUSE IN 10 MINUTES
Griffin: WAKE THE FUCK UP OR I'LL SEND ROBIN ON YOU
Robin: whatz plstnet an i son
Gwen: BE MORE SCARY
Robin: DONT SCREm ag ME I'KL CRYK
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Griffin: good god
Bruce: ITS 5 IN THE MORNING
Bruce: OH MY GOD ITS CHRISTMAS
Robin: idrs 5 intbrhe meojeign
Robin: i jsdy reied to capifxlIe a numenr
Finney: go back to sleep babe
Vance: WHAT IS HE SAYIFN???
Finney: HE TRIED TO CAPITZAIXE A NUMBER
Billy: you're all delusional
Gwen: WE'RE GOING SLEDDING BC THE RAIN FROZE OVER INTO ICE AND WE CAN GO SUPER FAST
Vance: OH HAVE FUN
Griffin: so you're just gonna let two 11 year olds sled around at 5 am in pitch black alone
Vance: oh FUCK
Vance: FINNEY
Gwen: asleep
Vance: ROBIN
Griffin: he's worse than us
Vance: BRUCE
Gwen: we buried him in snow
Vance: ..?
Griffin: he ran out of his house singing jingle bells so we had to take matters into our own hands
Vance: JESUS 😨
Vance: i'll be there in a sec
Vance: GUYS GUYS GUYS
Finney: ITS BEEN 30 MINUTES WHAT COULDVE POSSIBLY HAPPENED
Gwen: famous last words
Billy: I JUST GOT BACK TO SLEEP
Vance: GRIFFIN AND GWEN WENT SLEDDING DOWN THE ICE AND THERE WAS A ROCK ON GRIFFINS SIDE AND HE WENT FLYING SOMEWHERE AND WE CANT FIND HIM
Finney: i'm going back to bed
Vance: we also lost robin in the woods trying to find him
Finney: WHAT.
Gwen: WHY THE FUCK WERE U LOOKING IN THE WOODS DUMBASS
Vance: YOU SAID "GO LOOK IN THE WOODS WHILE I STAY HERE"
Gwen: OH MY GOD I SAID "GO LOOK AT HIS HOUSE WHILE I STAY HERE"
Vance: oh i'll brb
Vance: yeah he's there playing super smash bros
Gwen: WOAH WAIT TELL HIM NOT TO START ANOTHER GAME WITHOUT ME.
Vance: OKAY
Gwen: im still up and i feel like we forgot something
Billy: NO UR PROBS JUST EXCITED FOR CHRISTMAS GO TO BED
Gwen: OK FINE GN
Griffin: NIGHT NIGHT
Gwen: OH MY GOD WE FORGOT BRUCE.
authors note:
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO EVERYONE WHO CELEBRATES!! I HOPE EVERYONE HAD A GOOD DAY REGARDLESS!! this chapter is kind of rushed and chaotic but is that necessarily a bad thing?? (gaslighting you)
i posted a video on tiktok for christmas too, so go look at that if you're intrested!!
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