《Marvel Women One Shots》~Shorts~ - K.B Christmas Edition
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Y/n - Here
Kate - What's this? Why did I you give me your wishlist for Christmas. It's July
Y/n - Well I don't know. You might want to plan or maybe spontaneously buy me something nice. Be a good girlfriend you know
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Kate - Why are you laying under the Christmas tree?
Y/n - So you can unwrap me and play with me
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Steve - And the last present is for...y/n
Yelena - Why did y/n get so many!?!??
Y/n - Sugar mommy Kate ;)
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Clint - Okey. Bucky and Steve is done with the tree and we have wrapped all our presents. Tony fixed movies. So where is Late and y/n with the food? They left 1 hour ago
*45 minutes later*
Clint - There you ar...
Kate - Sorry got distracted *Drops half full bags and rush out*
* 30 seconds later*
Kate - Fuck *moan* y/n
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Santa - Ho ho ho. I have some presents
Y/n - Wanda's over there. I have a girlfriend so. No hoe here
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*Y/n opening her 25th present*
Y/n - Aww you didn't need to babe
Kate - But I wanted to
Y/n - You know all I want is you
Yelena - Blah blah blah get on you ungrateful bitch
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*At 6:34am*
Y/n - Kate wake up. It's Christmas
Kate - No I want to sleep
Y/n - But there's gifts
Kate - Let me sleep two more hours and I will show you what I gift my tongue is
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*Nat hangs mistletoe over Kate and y/n*
Nat - Looks like someone has to kiss
Y/n - It's fine if yo... *Kiss*
Kate - Thanks Nat *Kisses a flustered y/n again*
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Tony - We should just do a calmChristmas this year. Last year was way to hectic
*A few weeks later*
Y/n - We-e should-uld have listened to-to Tony
Kate - Probably but if iiiiiii get dru-drunk sex in Christmas pajamas it makes up for it-it
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