You pressed your lips together before calling Yoongi

"Hello Yoongi.. Where are you?"

"Look at your right"

You looked at your right

"You're not there"

"Look at your left then"

You did and he wasn't there either

"Where are you I can't see you" You whined, suddenly you heard a giggle from the other line, "desperate to see me?"

You stayed silent, biting your lower lip. Suddenly you felt a light tap on your left shoulder. You turned around and bumped into

Yoongi

I want to cry

Why is he so beautiful?

Do I even deserve him?

"Be careful, I don't want you to fall for anyone else" You looked up saw him smiling at you

Quick! Say something!

'You look fucking handsome'

'You can turn anyone gay'

"Y/n?"

"You look fucking gay"

Fuck

There was a long silence until You slapped your cheek hard and Yoongi burst into laughter

"If that's a compliment.." He came closer, "You look fucking gay too" Your eyes widened as he stepped away

Was that flirting?

"So, where are we heading?" He forwarded his hand for you to take and you did, gladly. His hands were softer than your ass

"I was thinking of visiting a pottery shop, later we can visit a nearby restaurant"

"Then let's go" He showed his gummy smile. "Wait" You called

"You don't find it boring?"

He looked in your eyes and gave a soft smile, "Nothing is boring when you're in it"

Just like you changed my whole world by only existing

* * *

"Don't do it too fast"

"Yoongi slower"

"Yoongi you're going too fast, it will break"

You're currently teaching him how to make a decent pot since you're a master in it

"Yoongi if you keep pressuring it,

It wil..

And it broke, The clay was all over the place and some on his nose too

You snorted

" You think this is funny?" Yoongi frowned, you nodded while still holding your laughter in

You leaned in and his breathe got stucked. Your eyes trailed from his eyes to his nose and stopped before it could fell on his lips. Correction, juicy lips

You came closer and tip-toed to his height. Yoongi who was dumbfounded just stood there like a mannequin. Staring at you wondering what you're going to do next

You took the clay off his nose and stepped away, disclosing the distance back

He finally remembered how to breathe

"Let me teach you" With that, Your teacher mode got activated

"Start the wheel on low speed" You ordered, automatically Yoongi listened, not even letting you to finish the sentence

"Tap the top and side with your palm" You told him to repeat this several times. "Mhm! Slower!" You scolded as you noticed a mistake

"Like this" You nodded

"Now wet your hands and place one on each side of the clay"

When it was time to give shape to it

You came behind him, your hands travelled like snake to his, only to grab and gently control it

The way you did kind of made Yoongi forgot how to breathe again.

His heartbeat started beating more faster than an average human being

"You can use your fingertips to define the shape" Yoongi nodded even though he's not paying attention to the pot anymore. All your focus was on the pot while his, on yours

He closed his eyes to feel it better. Your hands controlling his. So freaking hot.

But it ended so quickly however he was glad it happened

"Ta-da! It's done" You exclaimed and once you noticed how close you two were. You quickly stepped backwards but hey you're a clumsy ass blind bitch. How can we forget?

"Y/n watch out there's clay–" Yoongi grabbed your hand, preventing you to from falling but you have a diet of 5 elephants. Result is simple, both of you fell on top of each other

"Are you ok?" He asked

Oh man

You can sit on my face and I'd thank you

"Oh yeah yeah" You avoided the eye contact and quickly stood up.

Of course you're embarrassed. Tell me who wouldn't be embarrassed after Yoongi, The Min Yoongi fall on them

You'd pay just for this moment to happen over and over again

Puberty hit him like a train

"Let's paint now!" You mindlessly said

"But it's still wet.. The pot I mean"

"Then let's take a short break"

* * *

"Is it tasty?" You nodded lime a happy puppy

Ways to your heart :-

• But me ice-cream

• Make me ice-cream

• Be ice-cream

Yoongi stared at your ice-cream and you know it. There's no way you're giving it to him

"Y/n.."

Oh wow that tree is green

"The ice-cream..."

You're right!

He wants your ice-cream

When you didn't respond, He sighed and reached his hands towards your face and casually wiped the ice-cream which was on your upper lip

In shock you dropped your cone

"I called you.. But you didn't listen"

He scratched his head as his cheeks turned light pink

'Is this the same Yoongi who sent his shirtless picture to me?'

Cute

A smile unknowingly formed on your face

"Let's go back now" He stood up quickly

Is he shy?

—'—

"Hey why are you crying?"

You came from behind and spotted Yoongi with a child. Probably around 7

"Who's child is this?" You asked

"Mommy" The kid cried

Yoongi looked at you so did you in shock. Last time you checked you're still virgin

"I want mommy" The child cried again

You and Yoongi heaved in sigh

"Ok first stop crying" He said and took a chocolate from his pocket. "You want this? Three dollars"

"But I'll give it to you for free if you stop crying"

You giggled at Yoongi and to your surprise the child stopped crying

"What's your name"

"Haneul"

"Do you know your parents number?"

The child shook his head

"But i know my mommy's number"

Yoongi chuckled at his response

After awhile of waiting a young woman came in view and hugged her child but later started whooping him for getting lost

That reminded you of your mother

"You're pretty good with kids"

"I like kids" Yoongi smiled while both of you walked back towards the shop

"Really?" You covered your mouth with your palm, indicating how shocked you are "you don't look like one to actually like kids"

"Really?" He laughed

"Then what type do I look like?"

"Who'll shave a kid's eyebrow if not listen!"

"I'm sure Namjoon hyung would do this"

And the laughter never died.

Who knew spending couple of hours with him can boost your energy to 100% especially if you're half dead

You both had so much fun even if it was with boring pottery class. It made both of your day.

During painting the pot some of the paint was spill on your face which made Yoongi laugh his ass off, in return you did the same and that's how world War III started

"Alright. Yoongi, They said the pot will be ready by next week"

He nodded, soon both of you were sitting inside an expensive restaurant, on an expensive table with an expensive people

You checked the menu and the only 'cheap' thing here was...H2O

"Have you decided what to eat yet?"

"Yeah"

No

"This one I guess" Yoongi looked at the menu and looked back at you

"You want snails?"

You started coughing out loud

Why these dishes name don't match with its item!?

"Let me help you" Later he explained every dish to you and helped you decide whatever you pleased

Go find yourself a man who can do this

Oops

That's only possible in your dream

One thing you noticed today about Yoongi is.. This man got duality. He represents that meme 'Hello sir I'm here to pick your daughter' to 'Your daughter calls me daddy too'

Last but not least it was time to end your date. You had so much fun today, even if you do maths with him you're sure it will somehow turn interesting too. And if he become your teacher, you're topping that subject you swear to God

Maybe.. Not every man is like your ex

Maybe.. Not everyone chase for beauty or body

Maybe.. Love is real but you were too busy focusing on pleasing others that you forget to take care of yourself

He stopped the car in front of your house. You opened the door and came out to bid him goodbye

"It was the most amazing date ever! If I'm asked to redo my choices I'll keep choosing this over and over again!"

That's what you wanted to say but instead you just, "It was fun" You smiled

Yoongi agreed, but he wanted to stay together a little longer

"Then.. Bye" You waved, turned your back and started walking towards your home

Suddenly something came in your mind and you ran back towards him

"Yoons! You're forgetting something"

He tilted his head suddenly something came in his mind and he closed his eyes before started making weird pouty lips

"No! Not this! The surprise"

Soon his lip curved up and he started closing the gap between your bodies

"You wanted to know the shampoo I use right? It's secret" He smirked

Confused

That's what you're right now

Why and when the heck you asked him what shampoo he uses?

Then it clicked you

You looked up in his eyes, with the other hand covering your mouth. Your eyes going wider and wider

"Parking lot zaddy?! "

Yoongi nodded and a smile formed on his face