《The Life of a Wizard》NOT CHRISTMAS!!!
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I was sleeping in my room, having a nice and beautiful-
Ruby suddenly bursts into my room. "IT'S CHRISTMAS!"
One of my eyes snap open, only to find a sniper riffle aimed at my face!
I yeet out of my penthouse and into the busy streets belong.
"Ahhhh..." I groan in pain before a british table falls on my head.
"It's Christmas!" Ruby shouts as she disappears into rose petals.
Summer and Tai are sleeping sounding in their room.
"Hey, Tai?" Summer groaned. "What's today?"
Tai looks at the calendar and his eyes widen in horror.
December 25th.
"Oh god, no." Tai bolts out of the bed. "Get up Summer! We got to go!"
"Wait Tai, why are you panicking? Is it Grimm?" Summer asked.
"Worse. It's-"
"CHRISTMAS!!!" Ruby screams out.
"AHHH!" The parents scream in horror.
"Hello, daddy! Where is present?" Ruby asks with a cute smile.
Tai lets out a cold sweat and trembles in fear. "P-Present? W-What present?"
"Dah, you know, for Christmas! Where's my present?"
"I-I-I... didn't... get one..."
"NO REGALO?!!!"
"No, please, I'm sorr-!" But Tai doesn't finish as he yeets out of the room by Ruby and falls down the stairs, only to slip on a banana peel and go up the stairs.
Ruby then turns to Summer. "Khima!"
"H-Here, I-I made you c-cookies!" Summer takes out a plate of cookies from literally nowhere.
Ruby looks at the cookies... and eats them whole.
"Aaahhh~" Ruby moans with delight. "Thank you!" She then disappears into oblivion.
"..." A spooked Summer just stares into said oblivion. "You know, I kind of wish I was still dead."
"Somebody help me!!!" Tai cries from the endless loop he is trapped in.
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We see Jaune and Pyrrha packing their shit fast.
"Are you sure you got everything, Jaune?" Pyrrha frantically demands.
"Yup! I got our tickets and enough money to last us the entire season!" Jaune exclaims.
"Good. Now let's get-"
"AND WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING!?" Ruby cackles like a maniac.
"Sorry, Jaune. It was nice knowing you!" Pyrrha yeets out of the window.
Jaune frantically looks for a place to hide and runs to the bathroom and looks the door.
"Phew!" He wipes the sweat from the his forehead.
Jaune jumps off the door as something breaks it.
"Here's Ruby!" Ruby's smile was horrifying.
"AAAAHHHHHH!" Jaune's scream was heard throughout all of Beacon.
Ren and Nora just came back to Beacon with Christmas stuff when they saw a chibi ruby running around like a maniac.
Ren and Nora:
I crawl out of the table and crater. "Ugh, I fucking survived..." I look up to see my Servants in front of me. "Help me guys!" But then the Servants disappears.
*Servants have been removed from the server*
"NANI!?" I scream before Ruby shows up with a tree before her head.
"KHIMA!" She throws the tree and it lands right on my back, effectively pinning me down.
"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!"
"Ozpin... Ozpin, wake up!"
"Ah... wha...?" I slowly open my eyes and am greeted by the sight of Morgan in a kimono.
"Oh Morgan, I had a terrible nightmare. It was Christmas, and there was a chibi Ruby in a santa outfit-" That's when something crosses my mind. "Wait a minute, what's the date?" I slowly turn my eyes to the calendar: December 24th.
"Oh good. It's not Christmas." I sigh in relief.
"Oh wait, let me fix that." Morgan peels off the 24th revealing today to actually be the 25th.
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"Oh no!" I gulp as loud thumping enters my ears.
"IT's CHRISTMAS!!!" Ruby screamed.
"OH FUCK, IT'S REAL!" I make a mad dash out of my room.
Morgan looks at the chibi before giving her a present. "Merry Christmas."
Ruby takes the present and smiles at Morgan. "Thank you, aunty Morgan!" She then disappears into a cloud of rose petals.
Morgan narrows her eyes. "... I'm still young, you brat."
Author Notes
Merry Christmas, everyone!
Yes, I know it's not technically Christmas by the time this chapter is up but it's the thought that counts.
Expect a story update soon. I'm not gonna tell you which book it is because where's the fun in that?
Sr. Pelo is hilarious!
Peace~
Oh! And Happy New Year!
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