《Chaotic Craftsman Worships The Cube》CH250
Advertisement
He looked out into the crowd and saw almost no one, and for a second he thought it must have been in his head, or maybe a call for someone else that was already answered. What he did see though was that it was getting late. A lot of the other tables looked like they were winding down as far fewer people were out inspecting the goods, and it seemed like as good a time as any to finish up for the day.
“Should we start heading back?” He asked both Thera and Falk, only to hear another quiet yell.
“Or you could help the customer in front of you asshole!”
This time he was sure he was hearing right, only he still didn’t see anyone. Casting Thera a quick look first, he leaned across the table and directed his gaze downward, seeing a hand-sized crab with a red crystal shell, immediately recognising it as a ruby crab, a race that had been hunted in the past like the dryads had for the fact that they’d actually grow the precious gem from their body.
“Oh man, I’m so sorry about that,” He was quick to say. He knew that there were a handful of exceptionally small races on the world, but since they had to deal with the uncomfortable risk that was the careless feet of others they typically kept to themselves. Still, that was no excuse for ignoring a potential customer, even if he was out of things to sell at the moment.
“Ah whatever, give me a lift up would ya? Having to yell like this sucks,” He called again, leaving Ben to sympathize with his situation as he went around and placed him on the empty table before him. “Much better.”
“So what can I do for you mister…”
“It’s Greed, and I’m looking to have something specially made. I couldn’t help but notice your table was empty and there’s only the three of you. Can I take it you’re pretty good?”
“It’s actually just Ben, and he is,” Thera said hesitantly as she tried to remember just what about the crab before her felt familiar as Falk nodded in agreement.
“Even better, if he can help me at least,” The crab said happily. “I’m looking to have something a little special made, an item that could help my music carry a lot farther than it currently can, think that’s something you could make?”
Advertisement
His first instinct was to ask how he’d been able to see the table at all from down there, but pushed the question aside to avoid being rude. Thinking it over briefly, he decided it wouldn’t be too hard. He’d need some more details of course, if it would be for an instrument or singing, as well as how loud it would need to be, but he was sure he could do it with an air enchantment. Before he could say as much though, Thera yelled out.
“Wait, you’re not the soundsmith Greed, are you?” She asked, disgust thick in her voice and getting a chuckle from the crab in return.
“The one and only.”
“Um, should I know who this guy is?” He asked her as she slid her chair away from him.
“Ugh, he’s a pretty well known musician. He’d be a lot more liked if he wasn’t disgusting though. Anyone that knows about him also knows about his lifestyle, as well as just how many, well… illegitimate children he has. I heard he used to try to have one in any town he went to.”
“Hey, enough of that,” He yelled in his defense. “I’ll admit, I had my youthful indiscretions, and I mean, anti-life rings are just so uncomfortable, am I right? But that’s in the past, you couldn’t pay me to touch a woman nowadays, you would believe the sort of trouble that’s gotten me into. Besides, at least mention my better parts. You didn’t even bring up my soundsmith skill or blessing magic.”
“That’s because you're more known for your degeneracy than anything else,” Thera told him bluntly, but Ben couldn’t help but pick up on just what skills he’d said. He might not know anything about the soundsmith one, but blessing magic on the other hand…
“Do you mean proper blessing magic or low-blessing magic?” He asked in a voice filled with excitement.
“Proper, obviously. You know how much trouble I’d get in if I was lying about that? That’s false advertising!”
“In that case, did you awaken it from low blessing magic?”
“I wish, would have been a mile easier than having to train up both light and life magic. Of course, doing it that way keeps the healing properties stronger, so it’s not too bad.”
Ben was salivating as he would whenever he felt a new and interesting skill had appeared before him. Blessing magic had properties of both a combined magic and a specialized one, taking the buffs that could be gained from both light and life magic, as well as some of their healing effects, while weakening their other aspects like lights use for illusions or purification. Since it was an awakened skill then there was nothing he could do with it for now, but he was determined to do whatever it took to awaken his skills to let him use other awakened ones, and if he did then it would be handy to have a good rapport with Greed now to take advantage of later.
Advertisement
“Well, I’ll need to get a few more details from you to be sure, but I should be able to make you something,” He said agreeably. “For now, how loud do you need it and what will it be for? Singing, an instrument maybe?”
“Singing and these,” Greed said, clicking his claws and getting a variety of different tones as he did, pulling them together into an unfortunately quiet song considering how nice it sounded. “And as for the volume, well as loud as you can make it. I’ll tell you, you giants are so freaking hard to satisfy, you know that? If a group of you could just keep from muttering or coughing or making whatever noises you make over me, this wouldn’t be such a problem.”
Ben was already trying to put ideas together for how to construct something like that. He was sure he could manage it for singing at least, a funnel with a good air enchantment could do the job well enough, but the claws were a different matter. Not that he didn’t think it could be done, it was just beyond his expectations and would need a little bit of testing to get perfect.
“Alright, and in that case what’s your budget like?”
He was already planning on cutting the crab a good deal. He didn’t really mind if he didn’t take into account the value his enchantments added since they only took time, not materials, but as the subject of money came up Greed started to fidget.
“Ah, well you know how it is, youthful indiscretions and whatnot. I’m a little short on funds. What do you say legs? I’ll give you and your lady a decent private show after and we call it square?”
“How many people have you tried that line on before coming to us?” Thera immediately asked.
“One or two, but they’re missing out on the opportunity of a lifetime, not many people get their own private event from the spectacular Greed! Think of the intrinsic value! A memory you can take with you to the grave! Come on legs, isn’t that worth it?”
Ben couldn’t help but pull a face as he scratched at his chin, thinking the proposal over. He didn’t really care about a performance, but then again he did want access to that skill later on. They were both just taking advantage of each other here and even if Ben wasn’t able to get a copy of the skill in the end, it wasn’t like it would be a huge loss for him. Given Greed’s size, he would need to make something the crab could move comfortably himself, meaning it would be small, and he could just not bother using any higher-quality materials. Sure, it might not get as loud as it could have, but it would be a fun enough side project as he worked on his main one.
“Alright, but I don’t want it now, it might even be in a few years. Is there any way I can contact you when I want to claim my payment if that’s how you want to do it?”
“I’ll scribble down an address for you to reach me at. So you’ll do it?”
“Sure, sounds like it could be fun,” He said, seeing the happiness in the small crab’s movements as he agreed. “I’m not sure how fast it will be, this contest is my priority at the moment, but if you meet here with me again tomorrow we can go over what I come up with, I should have a better idea on how to make you it by then.”
“Excellent, you won’t regret this legs! Whenever you want it I’ll give you a show that will knock you on your ass!”
…Well, it won’t hurt if I put a bit of effort into making him something.
Advertisement
- In Serial3997 Chapters
Speedrunning the Multiverse
Dorian achieved his life's goal: reach the peak of power. What now? Do it all over again, of course. But faster. Updates M-W-F at 11 A.M. EST
8 3942 - In Serial86 Chapters
The Anime Trope System : Stone vs. the Viper, a LitRPG. [WEB NOVEL SUSPENDED.]
By the will of unknown deities, Clyde is swiped from Earth and tossed into an anime world. He’s the declared the Stone aka main character. One day, he must kill the Viper, the antagonist. Too bad things aren’t exactly as black and white as that. The Stone is something much more… This world and its inhabitants are real. It’s another dimension with a lot to explore. This is the story of a young man’s evolution from college boy of Earth to godhood and beyond. The challenges stand ahead of him: demons, monster girls, crazy yanderes, even a girl with maxed charisma. He never thought he’d ever see a magical girl… A story of comedy, action, and going from weak to completely unstoppable. He is the system disruptor… In a world where tropes are present, anime girls falling in love so easily, and city-wide issues intertwining with the main mission, Clyde must level up power and his mentality, RPG-style. He can no longer be that earthling. He will learn… whether he likes it or not. Someone who breaks systems…Feared by the gods… ~A lover of character development... -----WARNING: Episode 7 and beyond will intensify in sexual content, sexual humor, sexual/sex scenes, + references may ramp up a lot. You have been warned. (This is humor and mature content. FICTION. Anything that an adventurer-type do is risky. This is not for the faintest of hearts.) (There are also Monster Girl Quest/Encyclopedia references and sex scenes in here. Once again, fair warning.) Additional tags: [ Satire, Adult, Mature audiences only, Monster girls from the monster girl encyclopedia enemy types mostly in volume 1.] NOTICE AS OF FEB 2019: Web novel hiatus indefinitely due to Amazon policy, people translating my shit and charging money for it, posting this on other sites without my permission. Please join discord and/or Facebook page for updates. Patreon will continue to get chapters as normal. Thank you truly for understanding! This is my livelihood and I don't want to lose it. ----- This series will cotninue on--a fun tribute to anime of all forms and satire--so much fun to write. Feel free to let it be that safety net in your library. Author note: get in now before you're left behind. I'm planning to be around for years xD. [See Amazon for edited versions + further continuations. See Facebook page or patreon for updates. And welcome to Team Stone.] Inspiration: PERSONA. Mob Psycho 100., Dragon Ball Z, Anime in general, anime waifus, anime waifu monster girls and MGE, The Land LitRPG audiobook. ---------- Advanced chapters and special bonuses now on: Patreon.com/syr456 Discord channel: https://discord.gg/t2qVaAR or cQMPSJG ^if you have any questions, concerns or vents, this would be the best place to reach me. Or if you're bored, want to increase the numbers, etc xD. MANGA can be found here: (https://Animetropesystem.net) Anime 3-minute OP and series are still TBA. There is a studio that will be contacted. Artwork can be found on Discord: Official Artwork channel. Facebook page: Syr456. Patreon. -------------------------------------------------------------------- Series timeline: -Professionally edited version of the works can be found on Amazon. Audiobooks can be found on Audible, released as the narrator in line with the narrator's schedule and Audible's.Reborn editions = old versions edited by the editor and converted to the new format. Volumes 12 and beyond began in the new format. It's a free update if you already own it. Volume 1-20 = season 1 on amazon. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Bonus: Volume 2's description: The story continues, following the events of its predecessor. In the anime world, Satovia, Clyde still battles the anime tropes, but no longer dances at the fingertips of the watchers. However, his friends have real issues, problems that intertwine with his own mission. Casting away selfishness, he finds himself awakening his real power. The Anime Trope System volume 2 brings with it, humor, anime tropes and… yanderes, references, perverseness, and a lot of character development. So, let’s level up and accidentally capture the hearts of anime girls while at it… ----------- Volume 3's description. The Anime Trope System is back in a 3rd action-packed, humor-packed, adventure in Satovia. Clyde’s next threat comes in the form of a classmate. While her descent occurs, the young man must deal with hornets (the monster girl kind), prepare to meet up with vampires, and even depose Alice’s father, the demon lord, once and for all.December’s volume will make you wish to be a part of Clyde’s party. His evolution from college boy to leader still has a way to go. But…how long will the gods stand by while a new rival rapidly grows.?----------- Volume 4's description. It's festival time! All would be perfect, fun, competitive. Well, try telling the vampires not to crash the damn party.January's volume arrives, a fourth book containing Clyde and his amazing party, humor and ass-kicking, happy and sad moments.While Clyde continues to strengthen himself so that he wouldn't die to the Viper, figures and organizations begin to move in the background. Join again to accidentally capture more anime girl hearts and combat those tropes... ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Volume 5's description: Ah, peace! Exams, a tiny break from the fighting, relaxation. Yeah, right. First of all, who left a certain potion in the fridge! Second, what will it take to get some common sense into the team ninja’s head. Clyde would like to know. Third, it is time to face a threat that has lurked in the city since volume 1…Clyde and his party is back in February’s issue, ready to dish out some fun in Satovia. Welcome to the fifth volume—and more anime shenanigans… --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Volume 6: A questline mentioned in the very early volumes has finally pulled Clyde's interest. Niyoto. However, it isn't some side quest or filler. In this city, things will get very interesting. From being introduced to a quite frightening faction that claim to fight for the good of humanity, crazy cultists, a demon lord with a rather...different personality, the sixth volume comes in strong.Clyde and his party is back in March's issue to take a step toward the ultimate goal of being strong enough to defeat the Viper.And the anime tropes continue to show themselves. Do you believe in the heart of the cards? --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Volume 9: stakes incredibly high, very intense! A dark volume. Can the team bounce through this?
8 301 - In Serial26 Chapters
Project G00
|Nanopunk |Crafting | Detailed Science and experiments | Inner thoughts | Bio-Robots | Evolution | Infodumps | Tell not Show | Insane to Sane | Slow and Detailed Pace | Puddle to Unknown | Artificial Intelligence | Trans-humanism | Bad Jokes | Moving 'Dungeon' Core | Hi! I am G00. I am a project made by some weirdo. Some may refer to me as the wobbly thing in the fridge or the slimy thing in the ceiling. Others might tell you about that sticky thing inside your nose. In the end, they called me the Seed of Life, yet didn’t tell me what I was supposed to become. Furthermore, it just happens that this stage was the most miserable place to reincarnate... Reincarnate as in… What the hell did I become?! (Whispers) You are a puddle. A puddle? (Whispers) Yes. C’mon little guy, say your lines! You’re live right now! Welcome to puddle-springs aka the afterlife of a puddle. CUT! Eh? Why?! No edition or photoshop needed?! We’re short on puddle-staff. The camera is broken, I am broken, and you are broken. Wait! How can a puddle be broken? You are not a puddle, you are frozen yogurt. NOOOOOOOOOO! Additional summary: Spoiler: Spoiler Humanity has finally made the second step towards space. Many developments were taking place at the time this happened. All of them accomplished thanks to nanotechnology. Inventions regarding Artificial Intelligence and nanorobotics created the opportunity, a way to terraform planets by sending nanorobots to space. Their orders? Colonizing and preparing the new worlds before humanity's arrival, aka terraforming. Meet G00, a weird agglomeration of nanomachines. A bit stupid, but it's not because he was like that. The little guy... 'He' is really broken. The hardest start of a story is when language is oddly misunderstood, when you know nothing of the place you just arrived; when your companion is a buggy system, and when you have to repair yourself with whatever trash you can scavenge from your surroundings. All of this while you fight your worst enemy: potatoes? What will you do in an unfamiliar circumstance where nothing is what it seems and where you won't even understand the boring ramblings of a confused main character? Well, patience will... probably have a reward? Additional tags and disclaimers: Read before starting the story: Harem: Not included for the moment, depends on characters added, votes by readers, and things that happen on the go. Magic: Far away chapters maybe... as part of high level or non-understandable things by science. Slice of life: Probably some parts will include it. Disclaimer #1: Crazy amount of content about high-tech info-dumps, slow pace, starts with biology and nanotechnology. Might have some weird jokes and puns. Game bugs are also possible. Disclaimer #2: No puddles were harmed during the making of this story. No character is real, no real puddle was used as part of the cast. Character is stupid at the start on purpose but he will get beta and beta. All written content follows a logical approach no matter how stupid it appears to be, maybe… Because it’s just a raccoon splashing some cotton-candy over a puddle after it was thrown. Yup, a bully raccoon with rabies or so it seems.
8 163 - In Serial17 Chapters
Phrygian Chaos
Azrael, born of Noble Blood yet was Exiled together with his parents and left by his Clan to fend for themselves. In order to rectify those who have wronged his family, Azrael set off in the path of the Military. As he climbs the ranks, he will question whether the choices that he made were for the right cause. In the advent of his journey, Azrael will soon realize that his goals and aspirations are insignificant in the face of true evil. Chapter release: Every Tuesday or Wednesday
8 255 - In Serial24 Chapters
Male team skull reader(reader x plumeria)
This is the story of how Y/N, a dark type specialist, ran away from his step parents after his parents pass away from an ultra beast encounter with his only real family being his partner a deino his parents got for him on his birthday and the other dark type pokemon he meets on his journey. That is until he joins team skull and reunited with team skull admin pluemria and leader Guzma
8 119 - In Serial38 Chapters
In Debt (MyungJin) [EDITING]
"You are now mine, my baby, I waited so long for you to be mine""I'm not yours, and will never be, I'm just the pay for my brother's debt to you"Main Ship: MyungJinSide Ships:YoonJinVMin2JaeYugBamJungHopeSanHyukBinWooMarkJinHighest Ranking: #1 in 'MYUNGJIN' (03-14/15-19) (01-12/16-20)DATE STARTED: JANUARY-18-2018DATE ENDED: OCTOBER-18-2019
8 227

