《He's the one│Min Yoongi × Readers》XXIX
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You came home and the first thing you did was to let out the fart you've been holding all day long.
After cleaning yourself, you finally crashed on your bed and started recalling whatever happened today
1) Yoongi asked me out
2) Yoongi is Taehyung's friend
3) Yoongi sent me a smexy picture
Hold on a goddamn minute
Your eyes widened and grabbed your phone faster than Jin's rap. You have to delete that picture before your mom sees it! But you stopped when
—'—
Changing contact name to
'My Alien❤'
Y/n you arrived safely?
You saw the message and smirked as something naughty came in your mind.
Perfect time for revenge~
Now he's going to suffer for making you blush all day
Howdoyouleavespace
Huh
Um click on the longest button you see on the keyboard
Ok
Who are you and why are you
texting my daughter
What
Is this Y/n?
What is a weird name to name your kids but anyway
Hello what this is Dad
SHIT
(Message not sent)
Are you a doctor?
Um no
Lawyer?
No...
Then you must be a failure
Anyways do you even know her likes or dislikes?
Does she like orange juice or apple juice?
Uh... Apple juice?
No you're incorrect
She likes plain water
Huh.. But it wasn't even...
Knock knock
Who's there...
I eat mop
I eat mop who
WAIT
BAHAHAHAHAHA
I can't do this anymore! This is way too funny!
Y/n?
Mission Prank Yoons sexsexful~~
( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)
Y/N ISTG
YOU FREAKING SCARED ME
I THOUGHT I HAVE TO PROVE MYSELF OR SOMETHING TO YOUR DAD
You gonna be more scared now
✨✨Taehyung ✨✨
Ngl i still can't believe you fell for that! ( ͡°з ͡°)
I don't fear him
If I have you by my side
Ahem ahem
Don't you think you're being wayyyyy
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to cheeesy today? ಠಿ_ಠ
Why I made you blush again?
....
Ayoooo??
You into memes??
Nope, you
...
Nope, you?*
Damn autocorrect
And hold on¿?
IS THAT MY MEME?
YOU MEME STEALER!!
MIN YOONGAY I'LL SUE YOU
When you stole my heart
Did you see me complaining?
... AHHH YOU AIN'T YOONS
WHERE DID YOU HIDE HIM??
TELL ME
Why don't you ask your heart about it?
MUMMY 😭😭
You're the reason for it
Now suffer ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
..You know what!
I'll just go and read ffs
Alright milady
Btw,
I made a playlist for you
I heard it's fun listening to songs while reading smuts :3
MIN YOONGI ISTG
Ah also
I have a surprise for you tomorrow
What surprise
If I tell you rn, it won't be a surprise anymore silly
Good night sweetheart ❤
DON'T CALL ME THAT I'M SOFT
HOW TF I'M BLUSHING EVEN IN DARK????
(Message not sent)
Yeah.. See ya
Bye
And um.. Send me
What? :0
...playlist
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