That Time I Got Sent to Another World Where All of the Girls Are Super Hot and Super Into Me Because I Am Super Strong and Have Very Powerful Abilities that God Gave to Me Because Me and Them Were Friends When I Was in Grade School and God Is Actually A Loli Who is Also in Love with Me Because I Am A Super Epic Person Who Will Defeat The Demon Lord Who Threatens The Entire World but the Demon Lord Actually is in Love With Me and the Demon Lord is a Super Hot Busty Babe Who is Actually Just Trying to Get My Attention Because I Have a Cellphone That Can Contact the Internet and Can Get Anything Shipped To Me Within 2 Days But I Barely Need It Because I Am Actually the Most Strongest Guy Alive Because I Have Super Strong Powers Like Being Able to Lift Your Mom Really Easily Which is Nearly Impossible Because Your Mom is So Fat But is Actually A Secret Anime Busty Babe Who is Really into Me Because I Am Super Cool and Better Than Your Dad Because He is Super Lame Which I Am Not:

Re: Re: 1.47 - That time I was reincarnated into another world and was reincarnated, in another world

I opened my eyes, and found myself once again in a featureless white void. Huh? This was familiar and all, but...

Didn't this mean that I'd died? I whirled around, looking for some kind of feature to look at, and somehow finding nothing. There's no way that I'd actually died, right? I was the one who had cast the spell. What kind of screwed up Kickass Gamelike Fantasy Isekai World would have a [Spell] that kills you?! Didn't something like that need a warning? A voice suddenly broke me out of my festering.

"Strange. This outcome I did not forsee. That you would be back so soon."

Was that... "Kamiko? Is that you?"

I turned, and saw a faint shape in the distant mist, like a young girl sitting at a table, her head ensconced in rings of infinite eyes. I squinted, activating my eyes because I guess I couldn't use my skills while I was dead. It looked kind of like Kamiko, but I wasn't sure at first, until I noticed the shape of the iconic ribbon bow she always wore in her hair.

"Come, Hiro. Friend or traitor, come."

I gulped. It sounded like she was still angry about our conversation earlier. I walked towards the shape, which manifested into Kamiko, changed out of her schoolgirl uniform and wearing a white T-shirt that read "I AM BOSS", with a pair of short jean overalls over them. She was seated at a table, and I noticed with delight that the table had an embedded griddle, and she was cooking Korean barbecue on it!

My mouth watered as I pulled up a chair and sat down.

"Um..." I began, but she said nothing, manifesting a plate in front of me with a snap of her fingers. She lifted a cooked piece of pork from the grill and dropped it onto the plate.

I glanced down at it. She hadn't said a word and I wasn't sure why, exactly, we were eating barbecue. Still, I wasn't one to look a gift pork in the mouth. I picked it up with a set of chopsticks she'd also manifested, and took a bite.

Flavor blossomed in my mouth like a delicate, pork-scented flower.

"How is it?" Kamiko asked, scrutinizing me as she put some pork belly and some beef on the grill.

"Really oishii," I said, between chews. (TL Note: Oishii means delicious).

Kamiko gave a smug little smile, flipping the beef on the grill. I finished my bite, and patted my hands casually on the table, giving myself several third-degree burns as my fingertips sizzled on the grill. Kamiko wiggled her nose and they healed instantly. Cool.

"So, um... now what?" I asked, kind of at a loss for what to do now. Was my cool badass isekai adventure with busty anime babes and plenty of murder over already?

In response, Kamiko put the beef onto my plate and flipped the pork belly. Huh. Was she... ignoring me? Or was this some kind of fancy god ritual or something?

With nothing better to do, I ate the beef as well. It was fantastic, well-marbled, perfectly cooked, and coated with some kind of sweet barbecue sauce made with that Korean Gucchi Gang sauce or whatever it was called.

"How was it?" Kamiko asked, almost immediately after I had swallowed.

"Umai!" I responded, going in for another bite. (TL Note: Umai means Oishii)

Kamiko beamed, literally blasting my body with a gamma ray burst that annihilated me entirely. She placed some sliced chicken on the grill, and the smell immediately reconstituted my body. I was glad that she was giving me free food, but while I was much less hungry, I was no less hungry for answers.

"Am I, uh... oh, thank you." I accepted the pork belly as she plopped it onto my plate. "Am I going to go back to my own world, or like, reincarnate in another badass Isekai world full of busty anime babes? Is it LitRPGs all the way down?"

Kamiko shook her head. "Your [Automatic Resurrection] has already started. You should be back to life in a few minutes."

My heart did a couple doki-dokis at her words. I got go back?! This was amazing! I scarfed down the pork belly, which practically melted in my mouth.

"How is it?" Kamiko asked, again.

"It's great," I responded. "Why do you keep asking?" My mind immediately flashed back to middle school, a sudden fear in my mind that she'd been pranking me, like the time some bullies had replaced the meat in my sandwich with a sponge, or the time they'd put an angry viper in my onigiri.

"Hmph." Kamiko said, quietly crossing her arms and looking away. "I just wanted to prove a point, is all."

Huh. I didn't really get it. Still, it seemed like she wasn't mad anymore, if she was giving me free food. I guess I didn't need to apologize after all! Everything was coming up Hiro!

Suddenly, a pager on Kamiko's waistband began to buzz. She looked down at it, disappointment crossing over her eyerings.

"Ah..." she said wistfully. "Looks like it's time to go back."

I gulped down the rest of the pork belly, and nodded. "Is there time for me to have some chicken bef-"

"Alright," the male [Police Cop Doctor] repeated to the stunned crowd. "Where's the stiff?"

Bonbon pointed towards Hiro, and the male Police Cop lowered his reflective sunglasses, whistling as he took in the scene. He turned to address the female Police Cop, shaking his head.

"Omawari, looks like we're going to have to refibrillate," he announced, powerwalking to the edge of the crater. He slowly made his way down, stepping carefully to find safe footing on the smooth, glassed surface of the stone.

"Defibrillate," the female [Police Cop Nurse] corrected him, grabbing a spool of loose copper wire and an animal carrier from the back of the wagon. She hopped down, taking care not to jostle the carrier, before walking to the edge of the crater and tossing it down to her partner.

"Sure," he said, catching the carrier with a grunt and setting it down. "But we might have to do it more than once."

She worked her way down the slope as the doctor-cop lifted up Hiro's shirt and attached the wires to his nipples with alligator clips. He unspooled the rest of the wire, getting the other ends ready as Omawari made it to the bottom. She regained her balance and walked over to the carrier, slipping on a pair of long rubber gloves before opening the cage and reaching into it.

She withdrew a large, yellow, legally-distinct rodent, which sniffed the air and let out bursts of electricity from its cheeks. The male police cop held the naked ends of the wire up, in front of the mouse, which sniffed at them curiously.

"Clear!" He shouted, before touching the tips to both of the monster's cheeks. Hiro's body convulsed, and the Police Cop drew the wires back, looking down at the body. No response. The cop grit his teeth and lifted the wires once more.

"Clear!"

Hiro's body jumped, and the rodent wiggled its nose. Omawari patted it on the head to let it know it was doing a good job. The Police Cop sword under his breath, lifting the wires in clenched teeth. "C'mon..." he groaned.

"CLEAR!"

The next thing I knew, there was nothing but darkness. My body felt heavy, and weak. Of course... I'd drained all my SP, hadn't I? I wasn't sure what SP stood for, but it was probably something like Sleepy Points. That'd explain why I felt so tired.

"Did it work?" a female voice asked. I didn't recognize it, but she sounded hot, so I willed my SP to regenerate faster.

"Let me check," a male voice answered her, gruff and authoritative. "Hmmm..."

"Yeah," he announced. "We've switched back to a First Person Personal POV. He's back."

I heard a relieved gasp from Bonbon and an inarticulate anime girl noise from Wanda. I smiled in my sleep. I was glad that I hadn't let them down. I'm sure they were totally bawling their eyes out and stuff over me being dead, and my heroic sacrifice to defeat Juan once and for all.

"Seriously? What kind of a bullshit skill is that?" Juan asked.

My eyes bolted open. I used [Ultra Max Regeneration] to instantly regenerate all of my vitals back to full (Usable only once per minute) and did a badass kip up, instantly springing to my feet.

"You!" I shouted, pointing in Juan's general direction. "I thought I killed you!"

Juan looked around in confusion, before shaking his head. "Uh, no, man. You're thinking of you."

I clenched my fist in anger while my other fist threw a couple bags of money at the [Booboo Brigade]. They quickly packed up and leapt onto their wagon, rocketing out of the Boss Patio through a convenient obliterated hole in the wall.

"Fine," I told Juan, pointing an accusatory finger at him. "I may not have killed you the first time, but I'm not going to make the same mistake twice."

"I'm not gonna give you the chance!" he declared, taking a deep breath. "No more playing around!"

He stomped on the ground, taking his iconic power-up pose, and shouted:

"[PLUS INFINITE]"

Beams of light began to shoot off of me and streak towards him. My heart leapt in hope for a moment, but it turned out not to be some hidden automatic defense skill, and the lights seemed to power him up instead of killing him. He began to glow with an awesome power, and went through an elaborate 10 minute power-up sequence that I refuse to describe here, because you already know what it looks like.

After the dust had settled, he was standing 10 feet high, with bright silver skin, gold hair, burning red eyes, and a cape, for some reason.

"I am the ur-you. I am you perfected. Everything you could ever hope to be, every goal you would yearn for and fall short of, I am. Look upon me and know that against my truth, you are but a poor imitation."

"Cool," I replied.

Instantly, he began to throw out dozens of bullshit powers at once, flying swords, ethereal bows, fireballs, ice pixies that threw snow in my eyes, summoned [Thunder Gorillas], at least three kinds of spirit dragon, and 6 consecutive types of Evil Eye.

I dodge-rolled to the side, avoiding his assault, for now. T-this was bad! I wasn't sure how long I'd be able to keep up against him. All of his stats were maxed out, and he was throwing out [Skills] I hadn't even seen before! Was this the sort of power I could have?

I resolved to maybe dedicate some time to actual training. I bet I could pull tons of chicks if I had a metallic palette swap like him. I'd have to spend a few days doing...

Wait a minute... a few days? My eyes went wide with realization. I knew how to beat him! An attack to trump all others!

I stopped in place, crossing my arms and looking cocky as his attacks shattered on my [Absolute Invulnerability]. I sat there for a few minutes until he realized I was waiting for him to stop. He politely paused his ceaseless assault, watching me cautiously.

"You may be strong," I said, mostly to placate his feelings, "But I have a strength you can never overcome."

"Is it..." Juan's eyes shifted nervously over to Bonbon and Wanda. "Is it 'Friendship'?"

"Wan! Don't drag us into this shit!"

"No," I replied, shaking my head. Damn it. That was a great line. I'll have to remember that one for later.

"You see, you might have all of my [Skills], but it doesn't matter if you don't know how to use them."

I activated my skill, and opened a portal into my [Dimension Box]. I was glad that I had made proper preparations. It'd only been a few days since I'd entered this Badass Isekai Fantasy LitRPG world, but a few days was all I needed. I felt my hands brush what I was after, and I smiled.

"Your... [Skills]?" He looked confused, and slightly worried, as he began to sort through my skill list. "You think I read all that shit?"

I twisted my hand to the side inside my [Dimension Box], tearing apart the object I'd found, then reaching inside of it.

"Is it... do you mean [Win Everything Else]?" he asked, unsure.

I shook my head, my hands closing around the object inside.

"Then, uh... [Deus Ex Machina]?"

I went to shake my head, but hesitated. Did that one count? No... I'd already forecast this in advance, so it's not like it came from nowhere. I shook my head again.

Juan was beginning to shake from nervousness, and I could see him stacking as many Resistance [Skills] onto himself as he could in preparation for whatever I had planned. He could do that all he wanted. It wouldn't be enough.

"Then..." he quaked, "Which... which [Skill] do you mean?"

He stared up at me in open fear, cowed by my overwhelming presence and assured confidence. He moved his sword as if to defend himself, but he wasn't ready for what I had in store. I looked him over, then glanced at my harem as if to say 'check this out'.

"[Sahara Prime]," I told him, grinning a smile at his confused expression.

I drew my arm out of my [Dimension Box], revealing the gun I'd bought several days ago, then shot him in the fucking head.